As you may recall, in penance for her pro-Israel Tweet, Kim Kardashian planned a trip to Bahrain to learn about the Middle East hawk some milkshakes. A faction of Sunni Muslim MPs had taken their issues with Kardashian's visit up with Parliament before her arrival ("she's an actress with an extremely bad reputation"),…

As she paraded onto the Country Music Video Awards stage last night, Shania's balance failed her and she tumbled onto the ground. Immediately after the show ended, she filmed a quick video response to the fall and sent it of into the internet abyss.

• Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds rang in 2011 together at a Roaring '20s costume party. Clearly, they must be dating!

• Lindsay Lohan will be released from rehab — either later today or tomorrow morning — and Dina Lohan is begging the paparazzi not to follow her.

Welcome back To Midweek Madness, in which Heidi Montag calls herself Frankenstein, Britney digs sexual enhancement herbs, Jack Nicholson eats a sandwich and Brad Pitt is forced to wear leather pants. Come on in!

• A Betty Ford staffer claims Lindsay Lohan attacked her after she asked her to submit to a drug and alcohol test. Police are investigating Lindsay for misdemeanor battery, and if convicted she could be heading back to jail.

• Last weekend, Lindsay Lohan had a party in the Betty Ford Clinic satellite house she's been staying in. Her roommates were caught "drinking heavily," and on the same night, Lindsay and her friends may have gone to a bar.

• Katy Perry's music video with Elmo has been pulled and will not air on Sesame Street after all.

• Jennifer Aniston has a message for Bill O'Reilly, who recently attacked her after she acknowledged the concept of single motherhood.