A Very Slutty Christmas: Skimpy Costumes Aren't Just for Halloween…

Just when you thought it was safe to put away your costumes for Halloween — you know, the slutty nurse, the slutty witch, the slutty Little Bo Peep, the slutty Girl Scout, the slutty escaped mental patient, etc. — get ready for the new trend in slutty wear for all of us sexy ladies: Slutty Christmas Costumes. The sexy… » 12/13/12 4:00pm 12/13/12 4:00pm

Sesame Street Displeased That Women Want to Be 'Sexy Big Bird' for…

If you can envision a Halloween costume, there's an excellent chance there's a "sexy" version of it for sale somewhere on the internet. (Ah, human ingenuity!) So it's not exactly surprising that "sexy Big Bird" was, until recently, a purchasable option on Yandy.com. » 10/19/12 3:55pm 10/19/12 3:55pm

A Gentle Reminder That Slutoween Celebrants Are Asking For It

Ugh, feminists really are the worst. First, they tell you to bust out the lingerie to protest rape at SlutWalk, and then they demand you ditch your sexy mental patient Halloween costume for a dumpy Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor outfit. It's so incredibly confusing! That is, if you're a writer notorious for your … » 10/31/11 11:15am 10/31/11 11:15am