Over-It Iowa State Rep Reads Sex After Sixty at His Desk During Debate

Rep. Ross Paustian, a Republican from Iowa, is a man of many and varied interests: farming (he's a farmer), state legislating (obviously), and, apparently, keeping his wife of many years happy. A debate in the state House on collective bargaining rights failed to grab him, and, well, he read this instead: »3/19/15 2:30pm3/19/15 2:30pm

Clarinet-Playing Pole Dancer Has A New Christmas Video; You're Welcome

He's in boxers! He's in a sleigh! He's got a wind instrument that he knows how to use with rudimentary skill! He's Paul Groslouis and he's the internet's christmas present to you. My suggestion? Watch this on a loop at the end of a long night. It beats a creepy whispering video any day. Am I right? (I'm right.) »12/17/14 6:40pm12/17/14 6:40pm

How to Have Sex While Dressed for the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

Enormous feathered wings, spiky headdresses, skintight black and white checkered adult jumpsuits, elaborate leather underwear — you'd think that with the way Victoria's Secret throws around the word "sexy," its marquee public event wouldn't present people wearing outfits that make it nearly impossible for the wearer… »11/15/13 11:40am11/15/13 11:40am

Antibiotic 'Protects' Men From Sneaky Hot Women. Thanks, Scientists!

If you're a rational human man with $13 or more to your name, you probably lie awake at night wondering how to keep tricksy, false harlots from getting their hands on your money. Case in point: you know who had boobs? According to at least one painting, the snake in the Garden of Eden probably might have. Well,… »5/02/13 1:25pm5/02/13 1:25pm

The Nine Hottest Reasons Why It's Not Hot to Make 'Hot' Lists

I always assume, when strangers ask me extremely basic questions about objectification and entitlement and power differentials, that they're just bozo trolls looking to get a rise out of me for sport and waste the grumpy feminist's time. I mean, it's 2013. Everyone knows by now why we don't have a White History Month,… »3/25/13 6:00pm3/25/13 6:00pm

The Victoria's Secret Sexy List Is Chock-Full Of Skinny Blondes

Its reason and purpose is unclear, but Victoria's Secret has created a list. The 2012 What Is Sexy? List awards distinctions like Sexiest Summer Style, Sexiest Summer Glow, and Sexiest Tweeter. You know, the stuff legends are made of. It's silly, sure, but it's also very telling. The company, whose customer is… »5/29/12 1:30pm5/29/12 1:30pm

The More You Drink, The Sexier You Feel (And the Worse You Look)

Want to feel more attractive? A new study says that a surefire way to boost your confidence is to knock back an alcoholic beverage. No, it was not conducted by scientists at No Shit University, it was done by actual psychologists in France who discovered something else that's even more interesting: It turns out you… »4/04/12 9:15pm4/04/12 9:15pm

Sexy Student With Sexy Yearbook Picture Has Her Mom's Support

Sydney Spies was on the Today show this morning, discussing the "provocative" photograph that her peers on the yearbook committee banned from being published. "I guess it is artistic," Matt Lauer allowed, "it is also not your run-of-the-mill yearbook photo." Matt asked Sydney's mother, Miki, if she thought the image… »1/09/12 11:00am1/09/12 11:00am

Sexy Student's Sexy Yearbook Photo Banned for Being Sexy

A Colorado school district is embroiled in sexy, sexy scandal after a senior girl's picture was barred from the pages of its yearbook on the grounds that it depicted the dress code being violated and was therefore too sexy. She's organized a protest, asserting that she has a right to be sexy in the yearbook. If only… »1/06/12 11:30am1/06/12 11:30am

Why It's Important For 9-Year-Old Girls To Be "Sexy"

On last night's episode of Dance Moms, studio owner Abby Lee decided that in order to win competitions, her 8- and 9-year-old students needed to wear "skimpier" outfits and do a more "scandalous dance." Or as she told one little girl, "You have to be really hot. Sexy. Make it like you're 17 years old." Dressing the… »7/21/11 4:00pm7/21/11 4:00pm