Rejoice, Slutty Youths: An Instant STD Test Isn't Far Away

If you're anything like me (MILLENNIAL), then you're familiar with our litany of monolithic generational traits — we're all very lazy and entitled. We'd Tase our own mothers in order to get our hands on the newest Apple doodad gadgetamabob. We sext Snapchats to the Kardashians. Teen Mom. Um. Occupy Twilight. Buttsex. » 10/22/13 4:30pm 10/22/13 4:30pm

New STD-Free Certification App Invented For The Youngs

If you ever feel like proving that you're STD-free with techy pizzaz, a new smartphone feature called "safe bumping" is currently being developed for the Sexually Active Youngs to fornicate safely—once completed, users can "bump phones" and use an app called MedXSafe to exchange contact information and their STD-free… » 12/26/12 5:40pm 12/26/12 5:40pm

Hot Trends in Online Dating: Syphilis and Chlamydia

Researchers in Canada are flummoxed a puzzling set of statistics — despite the fact that most people had a safe sex message shouted at them from a young age, instances of certain sexually transmitted diseases have increased dramatically in the last decade or so. According to some experts the STDstravaganza can be… » 3/12/12 11:20am 3/12/12 11:20am

Trojan Commercial Dares To Link Condom Use, Prevention Of Pregnancy

We have mixed emotions whenever we hear a statistic about how shockingly low condom usage is in this country. On one hand, of course, we are always reading about how pathetic Americans are in bed compared to the horny Eurotrash, and not using a condom is, duh, one way of combating that problem. On the other hand,… » 6/18/07 11:56am 6/18/07 11:56am