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    Old Man, Little Boy Give Equally Bad Dating Advice

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    Image of TildeMarks TildeMarks
    07/29/09

    In reply to Old Man, Little Boy Give Equally Bad Dating Advice
    Acting like a little boy in a grown man's body as dating advice? When did this air, again? I swear my boyfriend saw this yesterday judging by his behavior then.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    07/29/09

    In reply to Old Man, Little Boy Give Equally Bad Dating Advice
    Does anyone care what ladies say that they want, or are men just going to consult other men in attempting to discover what ladies want?
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    07/29/09

    In reply to Old Man, Little Boy Give Equally Bad Dating Advice
    To be fair, Howard did introduce one cute twist on old man dating - his "Get ON My Lawn!" technique.
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    Image of Lady Skittlehattington Lady Skittlehattington
    07/29/09

    In reply to Old Man, Little Boy Give Equally Bad Dating Advice
    Isn't dating already hard enough without every Tom, Dick, and Moron between the ages of 5 and 1,000,000 telling you what to do? Dating advice is filled with lies. Buy a vibrator.
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    07/29/09

    In reply to Old Man, Little Boy Give Equally Bad Dating Advice
    Maybe Michelle Malkin could have set these two straight about dating.
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    Image of FroderickFronkensteen FroderickFronkensteen
    07/29/09

    In reply to Old Man, Little Boy Give Equally Bad Dating Advice
    Earlier today I tried to compile a list of two people I would never turn to for dative advice, but hit a wall.

    Done and done.
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    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    07/29/09

    In reply to Old Man, Little Boy Give Equally Bad Dating Advice
    After the interview, Alec slipped his digits to Howard's lady friend, mouthing "call me" as he made for the limousine. Howard gritted his teeth as Loretta smiled and waved at the little bastard, and he couldn't help but think about the Grand Canyon.
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    Image of SomeAuthorGirl SomeAuthorGirl
    07/29/09

    In reply to Old Man, Little Boy Give Equally Bad Dating Advice
    I can only presume that this is where all the mens in their 30s are getting advice, since it would neatly explain why my so-called love life sucks utter ass.
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    Image of hortense hortense
    07/29/09

    In reply to Old Man, Little Boy Give Equally Bad Dating Advice
    That's enough, Alec Greven.
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    Image of rocknrollunicorn rocknrollunicorn
    07/29/09

    In reply to Old Man, Little Boy Give Equally Bad Dating Advice
    When she asked him when to say "I love you," I absolutely expected him to say, "you should probably wait until you are OVER TEN YEARS OLD, lady."
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    Image of sybann sybann
    07/29/09

    @rocknrollunicorn: I was so HOPING.
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    Image of andBegorrah andBegorrah
    07/29/09

    In reply to Old Man, Little Boy Give Equally Bad Dating Advice
    It's like Up, but for masochists.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    07/29/09

    @andBegorrah: And with no awesome flying house. Fail.
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    07/29/09

    In reply to Old Man, Little Boy Give Equally Bad Dating Advice
    I don't see a ring on that ten-year-old boy's finger.
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    Image of hovy hovy
    07/29/09

    @CurtCole: Hey now, he might be researching the George Clooney method of dating for his next book.
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    07/29/09

    @hovy: Somehow I am pretty sure making a silver fox joke about him will end with me behind bars.
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    07/29/09

    In reply to Old Man, Little Boy Give Equally Bad Dating Advice
    You know, in high school, I had a friend who used to threaten to push me into traffic. I just thought he was being a smart ass, little did I know he was preparing me mentally for the cruel world of dating and rejection.

    I guess I owe him an apology...
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    Image of JerkoftheMonth JerkoftheMonth
    12/04/08

    In reply to Does Cutting Your Hair Mean You Don't Want Sex?
    Firstly, Natalie Portman was the most beautiful woman on the planet with her short hair. I think she probably got lots of sexy times.


    I think it's fair to say that this whole short-hair-equals-low-libido-or-latent-l... thing is bollocks. For one, why is the guy making her hair cut about him? It's not about you, a-hole, it's about her!


    Also, I took the chop a few years ago and got a super-short pixie, which I loved and got loads of compliments about, but was still sometimes concerned that people assumed I was Lezebel. I didn't get any sexy times, but that's because where I live is full of sexually oppressed mama's boys. It shall remain unnamed. My hair is a bit longer how but only because short hair is really more work that you might think.

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    Image of Eyebrows McGee (now with more baby!) Eyebrows McGee (now with more baby!)
    12/04/08

    In reply to Does Cutting Your Hair Mean You Don't Want Sex?
    I cut my hair off not long after I got married to donate it to Locks of Love (a friend and I grew it out together and then donated). RANDOM ACQUAINTANCES were warning my husband that when a woman cuts her hair short, it's because she either doesn't want sex or she's looking for a divorce!!!!!!


    Not because, like, bald kids might need wigs or anything like that.


    (My husband, luckily, understood these people were idiots. And thought the sex was kinda funner for a while, since my hair was so different suddenly. But we both like it better longer.)

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