Chris Pratt Will Probably Be People's Sexiest Man Alive

Oh hello Chris Pratt, it is you on the cover of GQ's December issue, a magazine that has proclaimed you A Man of the Year. (Other covers: Steve Carell, Ansel Elgort, Dave Chappelle, Michael Sam and Shailene Woodley. Interesting.). Which means only one thing: the odds that you will be People's SEXIEST Man Alive are… »11/18/14 11:30am11/18/14 11:30am

Adam Levine Was Even MORE Cocky and Adam Leviney in High School

Breaking! Apparently, according to Adam Levine, the version of Adam Levine that we're seeing in 2013 is the best version of Adam Levine that has ever been. In high school, he was "delusionally, unreasonably confident," and now he is "a lot less confident." He's on the upswing, you guys. This is the humble, thoughtful… »12/13/13 3:00pm12/13/13 3:00pm

Sexy Men Will Sexily Teach You About Their Sexual Sexiness

People magazine really likes sexy men. They also like beautiful people and intriguing people but sexy men – that's where it's at. This year, the sexy man they liked the most is Adam Levine. Congrats Adam! Let's figure out exactly what it is about you and your sexy peers that People likes so much – besides your very… »11/20/13 2:00pm11/20/13 2:00pm

Chinese and Korean Papers Tricked By Onion Article Declaring Kim Jong Un 'The Sexiest Man Alive'

Two weeks ago, The Onion published a satirical article declaring North Korean despot and king of the butt-shaped haircut Kim Jong Un the "Sexiest Man Alive." And yesterday, a Chinese state newspaper reprinted the piece in its entirety, completely without sarcasm, along with a 55-image slide show of Kim Jong Un posing… »11/27/12 11:20am11/27/12 11:20am

Heroes Protest Ryan Gosling Losing 'Sexiest Man Alive' Title Outside People Offices

In the spirit of the DASH store vigil for Kim Kardashian's marriage, today a massive crowd of Ryan Gosling fans (okay, about 12 people) gathered outside People magazine headquarters to protest the editors' decision to name Bradley Cooper 2011's Sexiest Man Alive. When we last checked, the year was not 2009 and People »11/17/11 9:08pm11/17/11 9:08pm

Foxy Francophile Bradley Cooper Anointed Sexiest Man Alive

Every year the baby Jesus himself floats down from the heavens for his version of Rumspringa, takes in a Chippendales show and then stumbles on over to meet with the good people at People magazine to officially anoint the annual Sexiest Man Alive. This year it's … pause for effect … Bradley Cooper! Even those who… »11/16/11 9:00am11/16/11 9:00am