People Names Hottest Teacher Alive, Our Teachers Were Hotter

No longer content to name only the sexiest celebrities alive, People magazine has now created a category for "sexiest men who have everyday jobs alive," and Meredith Vieira tracked down a hot history teacher to grill him about being hot. Too bad our teachers were hotter! » 11/24/14 6:30pm 11/24/14 6:30pm

All of People's Sexiest Men Alive, Ranked

Turns out, while People is really good at dentist office waiting room reading material, when it comes to selecting the Sexiest Human Male Specimen Currently Living, they're pretty hit or miss. » 11/19/14 5:10pm 11/19/14 5:10pm

Chris Pratt Will Probably Be People's Sexiest Man Alive

Oh hello Chris Pratt, it is you on the cover of GQ's December issue, a magazine that has proclaimed you A Man of the Year. (Other covers: Steve Carell, Ansel Elgort, Dave Chappelle, Michael Sam and Shailene Woodley. Interesting.). Which means only one thing: the odds that you will be People's SEXIEST Man Alive are… » 11/18/14 11:30am 11/18/14 11:30am

Adam Levine Was Even MORE Cocky and Adam Leviney in High School

Breaking! Apparently, according to Adam Levine, the version of Adam Levine that we're seeing in 2013 is the best version of Adam Levine that has ever been. In high school, he was "delusionally, unreasonably confident," and now he is "a lot less confident." He's on the upswing, you guys. This is the humble, thoughtful… » 12/13/13 3:00pm 12/13/13 3:00pm

Sexy Men Will Sexily Teach You About Their Sexual Sexiness

People magazine really likes sexy men. They also like beautiful people and intriguing people but sexy men – that's where it's at. This year, the sexy man they liked the most is Adam Levine. Congrats Adam! Let's figure out exactly what it is about you and your sexy peers that People likes so much – besides your very… » 11/20/13 2:00pm 11/20/13 2:00pm

TERRIBLE NEWS ALERT: Adam Levine Is Confirmed as Sexiest Man Alive

This is not a test. This is real life. Sorry, Madeleine (and humanity), your worst fears have come true. Adam Levine is officially the sexiest man in the world and there's nothing you can do about it. » 11/19/13 9:33pm 11/19/13 9:33pm

Adam Levine Is Not the Sexiest Man Alive. Adam Levine Is the Worst.

Next week, People Magazine will announce 2013's Sexiest Man Alive and — if rumor proves true — the title will go to Adam Levine, a.k.a the human equivalent of testing positive for chlamydia. » 11/15/13 4:40pm 11/15/13 4:40pm

Bradley Cooper Shows Off His Third Nipple

Turns out, when you've been chosen as People's Sexiest Man Alive, you often get asked to undress by total randos. Usually, you can, as a human being with agency, ignore those requests, but sometimes, when they come from someone as high up and overwhelmingly adored as Ellen DeGeneres (People's Sexiest Lover of… » 12/19/12 11:10am 12/19/12 11:10am

Chinese and Korean Papers Tricked By Onion Article Declaring Kim Jong…

Two weeks ago, The Onion published a satirical article declaring North Korean despot and king of the butt-shaped haircut Kim Jong Un the "Sexiest Man Alive." And yesterday, a Chinese state newspaper reprinted the piece in its entirety, completely without sarcasm, along with a 55-image slide show of Kim Jong Un posing… » 11/27/12 11:20am 11/27/12 11:20am

Heroes Protest Ryan Gosling Losing 'Sexiest Man Alive' Title Outside …

In the spirit of the DASH store vigil for Kim Kardashian's marriage, today a massive crowd of Ryan Gosling fans (okay, about 12 people) gathered outside People magazine headquarters to protest the editors' decision to name Bradley Cooper 2011's Sexiest Man Alive. When we last checked, the year was not 2009 and People » 11/17/11 9:08pm 11/17/11 9:08pm

Foxy Francophile Bradley Cooper Anointed Sexiest Man Alive

Every year the baby Jesus himself floats down from the heavens for his version of Rumspringa, takes in a Chippendales show and then stumbles on over to meet with the good people at People magazine to officially anoint the annual Sexiest Man Alive. This year it's … pause for effect … Bradley Cooper! Even those who… » 11/16/11 9:00am 11/16/11 9:00am

The Curse Of People's Sexiest Man Alive

People's "Sexiest Man Alive": a title without equal or a sinister curse that will rob you, world's sexiest heartthrob, of your career, your dignity, your freedom...and your life?! » 7/20/10 2:55pm 7/20/10 2:55pm

Breaking!!! Hugh Jackman has been named the Sexiest Man Alive » 11/19/08 9:40am 11/19/08 9:40am by . We applaud them for this difficult decision, which they say was made because he is all "scruff and biceps" and his role in kept him "dirty 95 percent of the time." Click on the cover for a bonus pic of Hugh half naked, discussion of his sexy…

Who's Really The Sexiest Man Alive?

We posted about Matt Damon being named People magazine's "Sexiest Man Alive," an honor he didn't even want. And most of you were like, yeah, Matt Damon, he's alright, but when I think sexy, I think of... And the names poured in. Benicio Del Toro! Christian Bale! Adrien Brody! Eric Bana! Oh, and by the way, we totally… » 11/16/07 12:00pm 11/16/07 12:00pm