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New York, 1:44 PM
Tue Dec 8
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My my my my corona!
When ya gonna give me some time,
corona!
My my my my corona!
Now that's stuck in my head. Thanks a lot Sweden!
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I think I'm going to take it upon myself to rename my own (late, great) hymen. I'm leaning towards "Moondoggy of the Now Distant Horizon," "Come Correct or I Will Detect and Deflect," "Cockblock: Original Recipe," or "Sexy Muthafucka."
Suggestions are welcome
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Who knew learning about a hymen could be so uplifting?
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When you gonna give me some time, Corona?
Oo you make my motor run, my motor run
Gun it coming off of the line, Corona
Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind
I always get it up with a touch of the younger kind
My-ee ey-ee by-ee ahee ah woo!
My my my my Corona!
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So I probably should have already thought of this, but the idea that the hymen doesn't just 'go away' is a new one for me. The more you know.
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"Hey baby, I'd like to kick back, relax, and pop open YOUR corona tonight"
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That is some of the worst sex ed advice I've ever heard. And from a teacher no less! How do these people get teaching jobs? Were people aghast that s/he said that, or did the students believe it? Could you imagine trying to give a blow job through Saran Wrap? I feel like that would be an excellent way to inadvertantly choke on it or asphyxiate yourself. Yeesh. It's the adult version of playing with dry cleaning bags! lol.
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