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    Image of TransFat TransFat
    01:42 PM

    In reply to Rose By Any Other Name: Swedes Rename The Hymen
    I full endorse this new moniker as it may one day make it easier to refer to my deceased Papa...Papa Hymen has been hilarious to me since sex ed.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    01:35 PM

    In reply to Rose By Any Other Name: Swedes Rename The Hymen
    In other news, Beer Pong is now the most popular game in Sweden.
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    Image of funnyface funnyface
    01:32 PM

    In reply to Rose By Any Other Name: Swedes Rename The Hymen
    My vaginal corona: like no place on earth.
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    Image of CrankyOldBroad CrankyOldBroad
    01:31 PM

    In reply to Rose By Any Other Name: Swedes Rename The Hymen
    Georgia O'Keefe always knew
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    Image of linnyt is a walking cliché linnyt is a walking cliché
    01:30 PM

    In reply to Rose By Any Other Name: Swedes Rename The Hymen
    Well that was educational. I pictured it more like an internal butthole.
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    Image of PilgrimSoul PilgrimSoul
    01:29 PM

    In reply to Rose By Any Other Name: Swedes Rename The Hymen
    Does this mean I should shove a lime up there?
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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    01:29 PM

    In reply to Rose By Any Other Name: Swedes Rename The Hymen
    I'm just picturing a penis singing:

    My my my my corona!

    When ya gonna give me some time,

    corona!

    My my my my corona!

    Now that's stuck in my head. Thanks a lot Sweden!
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    Image of hortense hortense
    01:31 PM

    @BetteD: That's EXACTLY where my mind went.
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    Image of anabacus anabacus
    01:33 PM

    @BetteD: that's really funny because there is also a part of the penis called corona.... so i guess it could go both ways?
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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    01:39 PM

    @anabacus: Oh my GOD, you're right! These science people just aren't very creative, are they?

    I think I'm going to take it upon myself to rename my own (late, great) hymen. I'm leaning towards "Moondoggy of the Now Distant Horizon," "Come Correct or I Will Detect and Deflect," "Cockblock: Original Recipe," or "Sexy Muthafucka."

    Suggestions are welcome
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    01:29 PM

    In reply to Rose By Any Other Name: Swedes Rename The Hymen
    I love the new name! And the description! And the part about trying to educate instead of dominate!

    Who knew learning about a hymen could be so uplifting?
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    01:28 PM

    In reply to Rose By Any Other Name: Swedes Rename The Hymen
    We're calling it the "vaginal corona" now? I suppose I'm going to have to think of a new name for my method of getting drunk via beer soaked tampon.
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    Image of andBegorrah andBegorrah
    01:33 PM

    @morninggloria: I call that "Tuesday." Feel free to appropriate it.
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    Image of thesciencegirl wields the truth like a mighty axe. thesciencegirl wields the truth like a mighty axe.
    01:28 PM

    In reply to Rose By Any Other Name: Swedes Rename The Hymen
    Oo my little pretty one, pretty one
    When you gonna give me some time, Corona?
    Oo you make my motor run, my motor run
    Gun it coming off of the line, Corona
    Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind
    I always get it up with a touch of the younger kind
    My-ee ey-ee by-ee ahee ah woo!
    My my my my Corona!
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    Image of highjump highjump
    01:26 PM

    In reply to Rose By Any Other Name: Swedes Rename The Hymen
    I think this makes a lot of sense for them, if the Swedish word was tied to virginity.

    So I probably should have already thought of this, but the idea that the hymen doesn't just 'go away' is a new one for me. The more you know.
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    01:23 PM

    In reply to Rose By Any Other Name: Swedes Rename The Hymen
    The term "bottle-opener" takes on a whole new meaning.
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    Image of MIXED MIXED
    01:27 PM

    @curiousgeorgiana: Right?! Sooo many new possibilities for TERRIBLE pickup lines...

    "Hey baby, I'd like to kick back, relax, and pop open YOUR corona tonight"
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    Image of rodmanstreet rodmanstreet
    01:23 PM

    In reply to Rose By Any Other Name: Swedes Rename The Hymen
    sayah! Where are you? Speak for your people!
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    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    10:31 AM

    In reply to Kids Today
    The quality of sex ed programs varies wildly by geography but also along socio-economic lines. I was very fortunate to have a truly awesome sex ed teacher when I will in high school, but I know that I am in the minority. My teacher had previously taught in the South Bronx and she said that the students' misconceptions about birth control and STI protection were truly disturbing. For example, she said that every year, she had a number of students who thought that one could actually use Saran wrap in lieu of a condom (which were considered expensive and the school would not allow her to administer condoms to those who wanted them). As a result, that neighborhood has incredibly high rates of teen pregnancy and STI transmission.
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    Image of colormeroutine colormeroutine
    10:51 AM

    @Tchotchke: My sex ed teacher told us that in an "emergency" saran wrap was better than nothing. Which it is. But it's still not an acceptable condom substitute
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    Image of madeofawesome madeofawesome
    11:05 AM

    @colormeroutine: How is it ever an "emergency"? If it's that serious, I don't know that condoms will matter at all. What with it being an *emergency*.
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    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    11:09 AM

    @colormeroutine: Saran Wrap is porous though and rips easily. I don't see how that is a good idea or responsible for a teacher to tell their students.
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    Image of colormeroutine colormeroutine
    11:10 AM

    @madeofawesome: That's why I used the quote marks. Obviously you can always just not do it. But hey, kids are dumb, and horny, and rarely go with that option
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    Image of colormeroutine colormeroutine
    11:11 AM

    @Tchotchke: It's easily ripped, and since it's not designed for the purpose you're obviously not going to get a seal around the bottom, but it IS non porous. I guess it'd work for blow jobs maybe? I do not know.
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    Image of madeofawesome madeofawesome
    11:16 AM

    @colormeroutine: Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to insinuate that I thought you were serious. I was being sarcastic toward society in general.
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    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    11:21 AM

    @colormeroutine: Oh ok, I had been told it is slightly porous but that's beside the point, obviously.

    That is some of the worst sex ed advice I've ever heard. And from a teacher no less! How do these people get teaching jobs? Were people aghast that s/he said that, or did the students believe it? Could you imagine trying to give a blow job through Saran Wrap? I feel like that would be an excellent way to inadvertantly choke on it or asphyxiate yourself. Yeesh. It's the adult version of playing with dry cleaning bags! lol.
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    Image of colormeroutine colormeroutine
    11:24 AM

    @Tchotchke: Yeah my school assigned sex ed duties to the gym teachers. I'm not really sure what the logic behind that was, but the result was a lot of terrible advice. I got into a fight with one one year because she told us that if we were "really worried, just double bag it" which got me worked up to the point that I had my mom, who is a nurse practitioner, call the school to complain and make her retract it to the class
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    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    11:28 AM

    @colormeroutine: Oh my god. She sounds like a blazing idiot. Good on you for complaining to your mom!
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    09:59 AM

    In reply to Kids Today
    Well, at least those girls with STI's have figured out the way to make him like you.
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