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    Image of TurtleSpeak TurtleSpeak
    01:48 PM

    In reply to Oprah's "Steamy" New Project
    Sweet. I'll probably watch this.
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    Image of TheFormerJuneBronson TheFormerJuneBronson
    01:42 PM

    In reply to Oprah's "Steamy" New Project
    And so original, too.
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    01:41 PM

    In reply to Oprah's "Steamy" New Project
    In other news, Stedman wept silently when he returned home to find a receipt for a chartered jet to LAX and all his stuff in a box to the left.
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    Image of Dodai Dodai
    01:42 PM

    @funzette: That's basically what I was thinking.
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    Image of funzette funzette
    01:50 PM

    @Dodai: I hope the main character's best friend's name is Shayle and the jilted husband's name is Redman.

    I also hope they cast Redman as Redman.
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    Image of Remedios Varo can't see no huevos. Remedios Varo can't see no huevos.
    03:36 PM

    @funzette: Do you think Oprah is trying to tell the world something? I've been holding on to the hope that she will come out as queer some time soon, but if she's actually been some sort of dominatrix this whole time, I'll definitely settle for that.
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    Image of Jacqueline Landreth Jacqueline Landreth
    04:25 PM

    @Remedios Varo can't see no huevos.: Man, now I'm going to be scouring Fetlife, looking for Lady Harpo, who will crush the first 500 people in her audience under her heel like the worms they are...
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    Image of ihateyourescalade ihateyourescalade
    01:38 PM

    In reply to Oprah's "Steamy" New Project
    Oh, NOprah.
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    Image of msAnthrope msAnthrope
    12:58 PM

    In reply to Notes On A Scandal: The Future Of Intersexuality & Caster Semenya
    "...If the standard turns out to be, for instance, hormone levels, and it is decided that one cannot exceed certain levels of testosterone to play in women's sports..."

    i'm confused and fascinated by this approach. wouldn't then a hormone "baseline" be established, not just for women but men also? for example suppose a man doesn't have "enough" testosterone, or has "too much" estrogen compared to the accepted baseline?

    would a woman with "too much" testosterone be allowed to compete against men? would a man with "too much" estrogen be allowed to compete against women? or would both groups wind up in some crazy limbo category where they could only compete against each other with similar non-conforming hormone levels?
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    Image of Anna N. Anna N.
    01:16 PM

    @msAnthrope: Butler does imply that if a hormone standard were applied, some men might be allowed to compete against women.
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    12:44 PM

    In reply to Insert Dick Joke Here
    From the perspective of the benefit of the country as a whole, wouldn't it make more sense to give priority to younger men who have more years to reproduce and likely have younger, more fertile wives?
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    Image of bowleserised bowleserised
    12:41 PM

    In reply to Insert Dick Joke Here
    Welcome to socialist healthcare!
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    12:40 PM

    In reply to Notes On A Scandal: The Future Of Intersexuality & Caster Semenya
    I hope Butler is actively lobbying the IAFF and every other sports organization. The concept of standards for admission rather than a determination of sex is brilliant and will protect future athletes from the same pain.
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    Image of whynotshesaid whynotshesaid
    12:13 PM

    In reply to Notes On A Scandal: The Future Of Intersexuality & Caster Semenya
    I hope Mr. Opportunity has the opportunity to read those quotes, and then I hope he feels like a gigantic schmuck for saying Semenya should be grateful for what has happened to her.
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    Image of LadySoprano is a Fat-Fighting Superwoman LadySoprano is a Fat-Fighting Superwoman
    12:08 PM

    In reply to Notes On A Scandal: The Future Of Intersexuality & Caster Semenya
    My heart breaks at those quotes from Semenya. What a horrible thing to have to deal with. I hope all these people who demanded the testing are happy now.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    12:04 PM

    In reply to Insert Dick Joke Here
    I won't be satisfied until science has discovered a way to give men the ability to jizz in different colors. I'm tired of pearl necklaces. Throw me a string of emeralds or sapphires every now and then.
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    Image of Triana Orpheus Triana Orpheus
    12:10 PM

    @morninggloria: I like the-glow-in-the dark necklace look myself.
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    Image of prismatism prismatism
    01:23 PM

    @Triana Orpheus: Get a black light, it's almost just as good!
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    Image of femme-bot femme-bot
    12:00 PM

    In reply to Insert Dick Joke Here
    But I thought Cuban Cigars were supposed to be the best?
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    11:59 AM

    In reply to Insert Dick Joke Here
    The era of Fidel Castrate is truly over!
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    Image of TheFormerJuneBronson TheFormerJuneBronson
    11:52 AM

    In reply to Insert Dick Joke Here
    The best thing is that it can be an insert "dick" joke, an "insert dick" joke, or a "dick insert" joke. Comedy trifecta!
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    Image of prismatism prismatism
    01:25 PM

    @TheFormerJuneBronson: You successfully did the explain-why-it's-funny-thing without making it not funny in the process! Congratulations, it's not an easy task. :)
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    Image of mypsychoticself mypsychoticself
    11:48 AM

    In reply to Insert Dick Joke Here
    When these guys offer health care, they don't dick around.

    ... On a more serious note, how do we not have free health care yet?
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    Image of IndignationCoordinator IndignationCoordinator
    11:50 AM

    @mypsychoticself: It's a ballsy move, to be sure.
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