Pornhub Wants You to Come for Christmas With This Ice-Glazed Single

Have you been a naughty girl? Have you been a nice girl? These are the questions that Pornhub, several porn actresses and a metric fuckton of autotune have for you. I don't know what exactly naughty girls are getting from Santa, but this teaser is suggesting it isn't coal. (Unless by coal you mean ginormous dicks,… » 11/17/14 11:30pm 11/17/14 11:30pm

The Future of Just-For-Fun Sex Sounds Like No Fun at All

Professor Carl Djerassi, Austrian-American chemist and inventor of the Pill, recently made an interesting prediction in the Telegraph: that, by 2050, most babies in the West will be born via IVF, thereby making all sex recreational. Yes! Let's go get our free-spirited fuck on because oh wait yeah no this is terrible. » 11/15/14 2:00pm 11/15/14 2:00pm

You Know What's Better Than Boning? A Delicious Mouthful of Ice

Listen: There are fewer things better than engaging in sexual congress with another human being. The first is pizza, the second is Lisa Frank stickers and the third is having a bed all to yourself and sleeping on a fucking diagonal. And then there's ice. Refreshing? Sure. Better than sex? You decide. » 11/11/14 6:20pm 11/11/14 6:20pm

Your Sex Fantasies Aren't As Freaky-Deaky as You Think They Are

If you are a human being with a body, then chances are that you've occasionally imagined doing some super freaky things with that body andquite possiblythe body of another human, or multiple humans, or whatever! Whether your sexual fantasies embarrass you or you willingly let that freak flag fly, rest assured that… » 11/05/14 6:50pm 11/05/14 6:50pm

Benedict Cumberbatch Promises Sherlock Would Be Very, Very Good at Sex

Tumblr sex symbol Benedict Cumberbatch recently sat down for a little chat with Elle UK. Among the topics discussed: whether Sherlock would any good between the sheets. (Or on top of the sheets. Lady's choice.) Cumberbatch's position is that yes, Sherlock would fuck your damn brains out. » 10/30/14 5:00pm 10/30/14 5:00pm

Woman Shits All Over Herself During Hot and Heavy One Night Stand

Here's the truth: One night stands, outside of the sex part, are pretty awful. Especially if you need to use the bathroom or make a quick getaway or accidentally shit yourself because you didn't carefully consider what you were going to eat beforehand. See? Awful. And here's a tale to prove it. » 10/27/14 10:30pm 10/27/14 10:30pm

Magnificent '80s Oprah Counsels a Woman Who Had Sex With a Ghost

Whatever intern runs the YouTube account of the OWN network has been hitting out of the park this week, as the channel now features several vintage clips of Oprah interviewing people who claim to have encountered ghosts. All of the clips are their own flavor of spectacular, but this clip from Halloween 1988 with an… » 10/24/14 6:40pm 10/24/14 6:40pm