With every promise of inclement weather comes a new batch of people just trying to feel something meaningful in this literal cold world. Here are their stories, links included when still available, in case someone strikes your fancy with their cries for sex under the guise that they will deliver you a very special,…
Ever wonder how it was physically possible for your great-grandparents to have like 10 kids? Well, sperm was better. No, seriously. Apparently sperm just isn't doin' it's damn thing like it used to.
We spent my second-to-last night in London in his flat listening to old bands and piping. And then we did the same thing on my last night. I started daydreaming about our future life together the second I kissed him goodbye. Through customs. Through boarding. Through the first round of drinks from the cart. It got so…
Sexy pop quiz! Have you ever awoken utterly confused to a mild vibration, only to find it's your partner taking care of business, solo-style right there beside you in bed? Did you: A) Laugh. B.) Ignore it or C.) Shut it down or D.) Lend a hand? Let's explore!
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A man named Shaun blew out his back and couldn't perform his usual sexual duties on account of his injury. Naturally, he obtained a doctor's note to prove it.
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We're three episodes into this season of The Bachelor and while there have been plenty of crazy antics, one thing is becoming abundantly clear: for all his makin' out, Chris Soules is probably not good at sex.
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Cool Pope (real name) just came back from visiting the largest Catholic nation in Asia and he's got some thoughts he needs to let out, namely the fact that maybe catholics have a "moral responsibility" not to have as many kids as they're having.
Esquire UK just released their special Dead Dudes Who Can Get It "Icons of Style" issue, featuring the beautiful visages of Paul Newman, James Dean, Jean-Paul Belmondo and Elvis. Being the horny thirst witches that we are, the covers got us thinking—what dead guys would we take to the bone zone, assuming, OF COURSE,…
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If you've watched Downton Abbey, you know romance has never really been Lady Mary's thing. *SPOILER ALERT* *SPOILER ALERT* *SPOILER ALERT*
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For all those people out there who feel a fleshlight just isn't enough, there's now a Vajankle, which, yes, is exactly what it sounds like: a replica of a dismembered foot with a vagina stuffed right up into the ankle. It's an art piece, it's a fuck toy, it's very very conspicuous.
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All hail to whoever the woman is that gave no fucks and got her pussy eaten right on stage at a Solona Beach Dead Kennedys concert Thursday night. I certainly can't think of a single thing more "punkrock" (as the white kids like to say) than that. Uncensored pics are very nsfw, but we've got them. Click at your peril.
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The name OrgasmQuest sounds more like an adult board game or a point-and-click adventure from the '90s, but for Crista Anne, a sex-blogger and mom living with depression, it's a quest to find herself and her happiness with one self-induced orgasm a day.
In a life full of sexual misadventures, not everyone you choose to have sex with is going to be a total winner. In some cases, your sexual partner might even be a complete embarrassment who you can't even tell your friends about, but you go through with it anyway because they're hot, you're horny or, hey, maybe…
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It seems like PornHub is everywhere these days. On your iPhone, your iPad, your Chromecast and on billboards. It's on Youtube with a hot single crooned by porn stars (thanks for all the press releases, PornHub) and now it's finished it's first song competition, where real people wrote real songs in order to win real…
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It's an oft-given piece of marital advice that you should marry your bestie, and new research claims doing so doubles the union's benefits. Still, many people think best friends and marriage go together like two people who aren't going to do it that much.
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I heard a rumor that you like sex. It's nothing to be ashamed of. Sex, when it's good, consensual, and really randy, is great. That said, our attitudes toward sex change according to the season.
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A lookalike of the Rita Ora was used in the making an X-rated film, which has been making the rounds on all your favorite gross X-rated websites that dabble in exploiting famous women for kicks. According to MSN, the video has accumulated more than 80,000 hits so far.
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There was a study, a scientific one published on Christmas Eve, that attempted to get to the bottom of squirting. The results concluded that your orgasmic discharge is basically the equivalent of peeing. You're peeing during sex, they say.
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Three teenage boys in Michigan are facing charges of criminal sexual conduct and distributing child pornography after they engaged in a sex act with a 15-year-old girl and one of them posted a photo of it to Twitter. Other students who shared the photo could also face child porn charges. Which raises the question: are…
It doesn't often factor into our discussions about sex and relationships that, within a relationship, you sometimes just go along with sex because the other person wants it. But: Don't you? And is it okay? And are there rules for this kind of thing?
