Lonely and Horny Masses Take to Craigslist in Search of Blizzard Sex

With every promise of inclement weather comes a new batch of people just trying to feel something meaningful in this literal cold world. Here are their stories, links included when still available, in case someone strikes your fancy with their cries for sex under the guise that they will deliver you a very special,… » 1/26/15 3:30pm Monday 3:30pm

Don't Pee Before Sex Unless You Want A UTI

We spent my second-to-last night in London in his flat listening to old bands and piping. And then we did the same thing on my last night. I started daydreaming about our future life together the second I kissed him goodbye. Through customs. Through boarding. Through the first round of drinks from the cart. It got so… » 1/24/15 3:45pm Saturday 3:45pm

Dead Dudes We'd Have Sex With (When They Were Alive)

Esquire UK just released their special Dead Dudes Who Can Get It "Icons of Style" issue, featuring the beautiful visages of Paul Newman, James Dean, Jean-Paul Belmondo and Elvis. Being the horny thirst witches that we are, the covers got us thinking—what dead guys would we take to the bone zone, assuming, OF COURSE,… » 1/19/15 5:00pm 1/19/15 5:00pm

 Pussy Eaten Onstage at Punk Concert

All hail to whoever the woman is that gave no fucks and got her pussy eaten right on stage at a Solona Beach Dead Kennedys concert Thursday night. I certainly can't think of a single thing more "punkrock" (as the white kids like to say) than that. Uncensored pics are very nsfw, but we've got them. Click at your peril. » 1/18/15 5:30pm 1/18/15 5:30pm

The Most Embarrassing Person You've Ever Had Sex With

In a life full of sexual misadventures, not everyone you choose to have sex with is going to be a total winner. In some cases, your sexual partner might even be a complete embarrassment who you can't even tell your friends about, but you go through with it anyway because they're hot, you're horny or, hey, maybe… » 1/16/15 6:20pm 1/16/15 6:20pm

PornHub Glazes Winners of 'Ultimate' Theme Song Competition

It seems like PornHub is everywhere these days. On your iPhone, your iPad, your Chromecast and on billboards. It's on Youtube with a hot single crooned by porn stars (thanks for all the press releases, PornHub) and now it's finished it's first song competition, where real people wrote real songs in order to win real… » 1/16/15 12:50pm 1/16/15 12:50pm

Dear Teens: Stop Putting Your Sex Selfies on Twitter, You Idiots 

Three teenage boys in Michigan are facing charges of criminal sexual conduct and distributing child pornography after they engaged in a sex act with a 15-year-old girl and one of them posted a photo of it to Twitter. Other students who shared the photo could also face child porn charges. Which raises the question: are… » 1/07/15 1:45pm 1/07/15 1:45pm