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    Image of Hana Maru Hana Maru
    11/07/09

    In reply to Prudish Priest Slams Sex Toy Parties
    but are they insolent sex toy parties? #sextoyparties
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    Image of BytheSea BytheSea
    11/06/09

    In reply to Prudish Priest Slams Sex Toy Parties
    Why ... do they have ... tentacles? #sextoyparties
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    Image of EndangeredRed EndangeredRed
    11/06/09

    In reply to Prudish Priest Slams Sex Toy Parties
    A lady at the super conservative church I used to work at got in trouble for hosting sex toy and lingerie parties for married women. I was the only person who stood up for her. It just show that the fear of sex has nothing to do with premarital/post-marital discrepancies. They just fear sex. #sextoyparties
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    Pizza!Pizza!Pizza! promoted this comment EndangeredRed was starred EndangeredRed was unstarred
    Image of Pizza!Pizza!Pizza! Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!
    11/06/09

    @EndangeredRed: Exactly. If anything, can't vibrators help virgins avoid actual, sinful pre-marital sex? #sextoyparties
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    Image of whats_in_a_name whats_in_a_name
    11/06/09

    @Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!: Yes, I can't remember where, (it might actually have been in a post here) but I know for a fact that i've seen multiple studies on how both men and women that are raised to feel that masturbation is natural and an ok activity tend to lose their virginity later in life and report having a more satisfying sex life after becoming active. #sextoyparties
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11/06/09

    In reply to Prudish Priest Slams Sex Toy Parties
    How does this discourage relationships? The last time I checked, anal beads can't take me out to a nice dinner. #sextoyparties
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    Image of LuvEwan LuvEwan
    11/06/09

    @morninggloria: Yeah, mine are stingy too. All they gave me was a half bag of Corn Nuts and a warm can of SunKist. #sextoyparties
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    11/06/09

    @morninggloria: My vibrator often takes me out. We go to the movies, to cafes, on hikes. Clearly you're dating the wrong sex toys. #sextoyparties
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11/06/09

    @NellMood: I am going to have a Very Serious Talk with my sex toys when I get home. #sextoyparties
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    11/06/09

    @morninggloria: I mean, honestly, you deserve better. If your anal beads are too embarrassed to be seen with you in public you need to move on. #sextoyparties
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    Image of J.D.Regent J.D.Regent
    11/06/09

    @morninggloria: yeah but they don't answer back when you order for them. #sextoyparties
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11/06/09

    @NellMood: I cooked my butt plug a delicious spaghetti dinner the other night and did I even get a thank you? No, sir, I did not. #sextoyparties
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    11/06/09

    @morninggloria: God, butt plugs are such assholes. #sextoyparties
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    11/06/09

    @NellMood: They can be awfully stuck-up. #sextoyparties
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    Image of cand86 cand86
    11/06/09

    @morninggloria: #sextoyparties
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    Image of andBegorrah andBegorrah
    11/06/09

    In reply to Prudish Priest Slams Sex Toy Parties
    Leave the last word off that headline and you've got a blockbuster porn title. #sextoyparties
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    Image of Anna Anna
    11/06/09

    @andBegorrah: hA! #sextoyparties
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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    11/06/09

    In reply to Prudish Priest Slams Sex Toy Parties
    Guy clearly also hasn't spent any time at Good Vibrations enviously watching couples shopping for toys. #sextoyparties
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    Image of BytheSea BytheSea
    11/06/09

    @la.donna.pietra: I hate the couples at sex stores. So secretive, so cluelesss. Go make a baby, breeders, and leave my to my lonely porn-and-wine filled saturday nights. #sextoyparties
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    Image of LuvEwan LuvEwan
    11/06/09

    In reply to Prudish Priest Slams Sex Toy Parties
    And then one day, someone is going to open his fridge and find the vamp vibrator, and call him a hypocrite, and he will reply "But this is different! Edward and I are in a meaningful, fulfilling relationship!" #sextoyparties
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    Image of Pizza!Pizza!Pizza! Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!
    11/06/09

    @LuvEwan: You aim too low. The way right-wing hypocrisy's been going these days, someone's going to leak a video of him being pleasured by Rabbit and Dolphin-shaped vibes operated by underage male sex slaves dressed as altar boys. #sextoyparties
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    Image of cand86 cand86
    11/06/09

    @Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!: No, the Holy Grail (ha!) of hypocrisy would be the entire Divine Interventions catalogue:

    [www.divine-interventions.com] #sextoyparties
     Reply
    cand86 was starred cand86 was unstarred
    Image of Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini
    11/06/09

    In reply to Prudish Priest Slams Sex Toy Parties
    Where can I get one of those? Those look like too much fun. #sextoyparties
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    Image of lolabee lolabee
    11/06/09

    @Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini: this company is about to see a major spike in their sales #sextoyparties
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    Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini promoted this comment lolabee was starred lolabee was unstarred
    Image of Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini
    11/06/09

    @lolabee: that priest sounds like a little prick to me. #sextoyparties
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    Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini was starred Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini was unstarred
    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    11/06/09

    @Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini: The pink one and the brown one are calling my name. #sextoyparties
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    Image of lolabee lolabee
    11/06/09

    @Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini: he's thorny to say the least. #sextoyparties
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    Image of IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel
    11/06/09

    In reply to Prudish Priest Slams Sex Toy Parties

    Those spiky vibrators are freaking the shit out of me. They look like what I would find if I tried to go down on Pinhead. #sextoyparties
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    Image of mbprice mbprice
    11/06/09

    @IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: Maybe he should be called Pinheads. #sextoyparties
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    11/06/09


    @IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: I was thinking Sea Anemones. #sextoyparties
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    11/06/09

    @IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: I was thinking these must be the new Cthulu-themed vibes from Miskatonic Pleasure Chest. #sextoyparties
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    Image of valhalla_i_am_coming valhalla_i_am_coming
    11/06/09

    @Jack_Burton: I love you. #sextoyparties
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    Jack_Burton promoted this comment valhalla_i_am_coming was starred valhalla_i_am_coming was unstarred
    Image of not_kinky not_kinky
    11/06/09

    @IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: I couln't have found a better connection! #sextoyparties
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    IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel promoted this comment not_kinky was starred not_kinky was unstarred
    Image of sybann sybann
    09/23/09

    In reply to Hotel Reports Stolen Sex Toys
    Guys? I can't get past this picture. Just... wow.
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    Image of Katxyz Katxyz
    09/23/09

    In reply to Hotel Reports Stolen Sex Toys
    Using borrowed sex toys sounds really gross or like some weird kink.
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    Image of telecomic the thoughtful red panda telecomic the thoughtful red panda
    09/23/09

    In reply to Hotel Reports Stolen Sex Toys
    Motel Sex. We'll Leave the Vibe on For Ya
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    labeled promoted this comment telecomic the thoughtful red panda was starred telecomic the thoughtful red panda was unstarred
    Image of sybann sybann
    09/23/09

    @telecomic the thoughtful red panda: DAMN - that was awesome.
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    Image of homoviper homoviper
    09/23/09

    In reply to Hotel Reports Stolen Sex Toys
    We usually just rip a choice page out of The Bible (usually from Leviticus) and roll joints with it.
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    Image of acrobatic rabbit acrobatic rabbit
    09/23/09

    @homoviper: Oh I'm so glad I'm not the only one.
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    Image of my cousin is an ape my cousin is an ape
    09/23/09

    In reply to Hotel Reports Stolen Sex Toys
    I'm fairly skeeved out by the idea of "borrowing" sex toys.
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    acrobatic rabbit promoted this comment my cousin is an ape was starred my cousin is an ape was unstarred
    Image of sailorsong sailorsong
    09/23/09

    In reply to Hotel Reports Stolen Sex Toys
    Keep fucking that chicken! (sorry for the language, I just had to)
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) promoted this comment sailorsong was starred sailorsong was unstarred
    Image of acrobatic rabbit acrobatic rabbit
    09/23/09

    @sailorsong: gods, yes. this. thank you for that.
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