The Future of Sex Dolls Are Sex Robots
Here’s a good long look at the sex dolls of the future, which are technically Real Dolls with AI that can’t walk, but can talk, learn new information and will never, ever say no.
Here Is a Video on the History of Vibrators, and Yes, You Are Welcome
Because I want you to make the most out of your one wild and precious life, here is a short documentary on the history of vibrators, as well as a list I compiled featuring some fun, fun facts!
Your Pick For the Best Vibrator Is Hitachi. Duh.
Ladies, cuffing season is over. If you haven’t yet found someone to hibernate with, then you should probably just stop trying. Tinder is filled with the dregs of humanity and going outside is a real inconvenient mess. But that’s no excuse to let your lady parts wither and die. It’s time to invest in the ultimate…
Ladies, What's Your Vibrator Of Choice?
Since my father will probably read this, let me say this on record: I have never used a vibrator. I will never use a vibrator. Hell, I don’t even have a vagina. If I did, I would probably use a clitorial massager with a fusion dildo. Nevertheless, I don’t, so it doesn’t matter. Okay? Although I have never personally…
Sex Toy Company Offers Justin Bieber Cold Hard Cash to Turn His Penis Into a Dildo
In “things that should never happen and probably never will” news, Justin Bieber’s oversized member (or “OMG,” as it is referred to among the well-read) has caught the attention of Clone-A-Willy, a sex toy company that helps people make fully-functional replicas of their sexual organs. The company is offering Bieber a…
Learn The History of The Rabbit, Your Go-To Orgasm Generator
Do you know your vibrator history? A rich background of labor and creativity supports the orgasms you now enjoy. Let us take a moment to give thanks to those who came before us and, in turn, helped us to come harder.
Macy Gray Loves Her Vibrator So Much That She Wrote a Song About Him
Macy Gray is in love with her vibrator. His name is Bob, he “fits like a glove,” and she wrote a delightful little song in his honor. Though I’m unable to comment on the specific relationship a woman can have with her her favorite sex toy, I feel comfortable affirming the simple, charming pleasures of a music video…
A Newcomers Guide to Masturbating with a Vibrator
There’s a lot of vibrator fear-mongering out there, mostly from idiots who are threatened by female sexual empowerment. Worried that you might get addicted to a vibrator? Or that your male partners would be intimidated by your vibrator usage? Let’s bust through the BS and talk about how to make your vibrator a healthy…
Archaeologists Unearth 18th Century Dildo
Hey, are you a time traveler missing a 250-year-old dildo? Because some Polish archaeologists found it. They're probably not gonna give it back.
I Toned My Weak Vagina With This Little Blue Blob
The thought was delivered just after my newborn’s placenta: A sneaking suspicion that things were not quite the same down there, and they might never be again. I was reminded of the kGoal, a device that claimed it could tone my ladyparts back into pre-baby shape. Once my daughter had finished using my vagina as a…
Crave Vesper: A Stealth Vibrator That's Also a Necklace
Let's face it. There are two reasons you'd want to use a vibrator: because you are a gadget-lover who can't imagine anything, including sex, without a little technology involved; or because you just want to have an orgasm, and fast. But with the Crave Vesper, there is a third possibility.
Man Sets House on Fire While Trying to Boil His Dildos Clean
Here's a cautionary tale for your Tuesday: Be very careful when cleaning your marital aids, you may just set your entire house (and the internet) on fire and then everyone will remember you as "the dude who burned down a house cleaning objects he pushed up his butt." And that kind of title is going to stick with you.…
Florida Woman Jailed After Fight Over Vibrator with Twin Sister
Hey, good news, everyone! Florida Woman is back in the news (it's been ages; can't wait to catch up, let's do lunch). This time, it's for getting into a vicious fight with her own twin sister over a vibrator.
You Need to Check Out This Amazing Webcomic for Sex Toy Reviews
Last year, artist and cartoonist Erika Moen launched Oh Joy, Sex Toy, a site dedicated to providing reviews of sex toys in the form of funny, delightful, and beautifully drawn comics. But in the last year-and-a-half, her site has grown to be much more than sex toy reviews.
Kansas Is Going To Pay Off $200 Million Deficit One Dildo at a Time
The great state of Kansas is $200 million in the hole, but not to worry. A creative maneuver aims to fill that hole and a few more by auctioning off some sex toys from a seized business.
Screw Waldo: Let's Play Find the Dildo
What's better than looking for some loser dressed in last season's striped leftovers in the middle of a badly drawn picture of ancient peoples? Anything, basically. But even better than that is trying to find the hidden dildos in these photos!
This Secret Vibrator Doubles as a Fashionable Necklace
If you have ever admired a nice piece of jewelry and thought "if only I could masturbate with this," there's good news. A company has finally designed a vibrator that also works as a nice piece of bling.
Company Posts Ad Looking for Male Sex Toy Tester
Has the job market situation got you down lately? Are you feeling unstimulated in your current position? Looking for a new job with better benefits and perks? Then I have something just for you.
South Carolina Woman Tries to Shoplift Vibrator in Baby Stroller
A South Carolina woman was arrested for trying to shoplift a vibrator in a child's stroller.
Beware: Sex Toy Piracy Is Menacing Your Genitals
Bad news, everyone: not all sex piracy is the good kind. While some it involves a ragtag band of sailors enjoying one another carnally, unfortunately, a far more common practice is pirating counterfeited sex toys. This is decidedly Not Good because, if there is one place an unregulated knock-off doesn't belong, it's…
