Man Sets House on Fire While Trying to Boil His Dildos Clean

Here's a cautionary tale for your Tuesday: Be very careful when cleaning your marital aids, you may just set your entire house (and the internet) on fire and then everyone will remember you as "the dude who burned down a house cleaning objects he pushed up his butt." And that kind of title is going to stick with you.… » 1/06/15 4:45pm 1/06/15 4:45pm

Beware: Sex Toy Piracy Is Menacing Your Genitals

Bad news, everyone: not all sex piracy is the good kind. While some it involves a ragtag band of sailors enjoying one another carnally, unfortunately, a far more common practice is pirating counterfeited sex toys. This is decidedly Not Good because, if there is one place an unregulated knock-off doesn't belong, it's… » 7/17/14 6:00pm 7/17/14 6:00pm

Vibrator App Reviews Are a Desolate Swampland of Youthful Regret

Bringing oneself to orgasm with a series of rhythmic vibrations: there's an app for that. It's called "iVibe Massager Lite," and its user reviews are inordinately high — because most of them are bribes from remorseful youths who do not want "The First! The Best! The Original Vibrating iPhone App!" to remain on their… » 7/02/14 4:45pm 7/02/14 4:45pm

Here's the Giant Dragon Dildo You've Been Writing Erotic Fan-Fic About

Human sexuality is a wonderful and many-faceted thing. As I learned in the pornography class I took my sophomore year in college (the year that every college student changes their major to sexuality studies and dreams of writing a sex column for the school newspaper), people get off on a variety of things, including… » 7/01/14 5:30pm 7/01/14 5:30pm

Go Deep Inside a San Francisco Vibrator Factory

For all the mystique surrounding the female orgasm, vibrators are a surefire way for lots (and lots) of ladies to get off. I recently took a tour of Crave, a sex toy company that prototypes and fabricates its products in San Francisco; here's a peek inside your new favorite mini pleasure machine. » 2/14/14 3:38pm 2/14/14 3:38pm

The Uplifting Tale Of One Bro's Fledgling Japanese Sex Toy Addiction

Ever seen a blog post about a weird sex toy designed to simulate the feeling of a vagina and thought, what kind of a lonely fuck would use one of those? The same chairsniffers who buy used women's underwear off ebay? I mean, probably. But also: Male journo-bloggers who are doing it "as a joke." » 1/14/14 6:40pm 1/14/14 6:40pm