Because I want you to make the most out of your one wild and precious life, here is a short documentary on the history of vibrators, as well as a list I compiled featuring some fun, fun facts!
In “things that should never happen and probably never will” news, Justin Bieber’s oversized member (or “OMG,” as it is referred to among the well-read) has caught the attention of Clone-A-Willy, a sex toy company that helps people make fully-functional replicas of their sexual organs. The company is offering Bieber a…
Do you know your vibrator history? A rich background of labor and creativity supports the orgasms you now enjoy. Let us take a moment to give thanks to those who came before us and, in turn, helped us to come harder.
Macy Gray is in love with her vibrator. His name is Bob, he “fits like a glove,” and she wrote a delightful little song in his honor. Though I’m unable to comment on the specific relationship a woman can have with her her favorite sex toy, I feel comfortable affirming the simple, charming pleasures of a music video…
Hey, are you a time traveler missing a 250-year-old dildo? Because some Polish archaeologists found it. They're probably not gonna give it back.
Here's a cautionary tale for your Tuesday: Be very careful when cleaning your marital aids, you may just set your entire house (and the internet) on fire and then everyone will remember you as "the dude who burned down a house cleaning objects he pushed up his butt." And that kind of title is going to stick with you.…
Hey, good news, everyone! Florida Woman is back in the news (it's been ages; can't wait to catch up, let's do lunch). This time, it's for getting into a vicious fight with her own twin sister over a vibrator.
Last year, artist and cartoonist Erika Moen launched Oh Joy, Sex Toy, a site dedicated to providing reviews of sex toys in the form of funny, delightful, and beautifully drawn comics. But in the last year-and-a-half, her site has grown to be much more than sex toy reviews.
The great state of Kansas is $200 million in the hole, but not to worry. A creative maneuver aims to fill that hole and a few more by auctioning off some sex toys from a seized business.
What's better than looking for some loser dressed in last season's striped leftovers in the middle of a badly drawn picture of ancient peoples? Anything, basically. But even better than that is trying to find the hidden dildos in these photos!
If you have ever admired a nice piece of jewelry and thought "if only I could masturbate with this," there's good news. A company has finally designed a vibrator that also works as a nice piece of bling.
Has the job market situation got you down lately? Are you feeling unstimulated in your current position? Looking for a new job with better benefits and perks? Then I have something just for you.
A South Carolina woman was arrested for trying to shoplift a vibrator in a child's stroller.
Bad news, everyone: not all sex piracy is the good kind. While some it involves a ragtag band of sailors enjoying one another carnally, unfortunately, a far more common practice is pirating counterfeited sex toys. This is decidedly Not Good because, if there is one place an unregulated knock-off doesn't belong, it's…
The first thing we need to get out of the way is that these toys are probably for human use. Now we can freak out about this giant tongue thing like the fucking Victorians that we are!
In case you never really looked down there, there’s a new vibrator with a built-in camera so you can pleasure yourself while exploring your vag. Multitasking, FTW.
Bringing oneself to orgasm with a series of rhythmic vibrations: there's an app for that. It's called "iVibe Massager Lite," and its user reviews are inordinately high — because most of them are bribes from remorseful youths who do not want "The First! The Best! The Original Vibrating iPhone App!" to remain on their…
Human sexuality is a wonderful and many-faceted thing. As I learned in the pornography class I took my sophomore year in college (the year that every college student changes their major to sexuality studies and dreams of writing a sex column for the school newspaper), people get off on a variety of things, including…
Technology has just reached new heights: Fleshlight now makes an iPad case which allows penis-havers to fuck their iPads. It's called the LaunchPAD. We are now one step closer to creating sexbots, which means we're one step closer to seeing civilization implode in a blaze of sexbot-fucking glory.
Getting a little bored with the selections at your local marital aid superstore? Perhaps you'd be interested in a company currently seeking crowdfunding in order to build a teddy bear that's also a sex toy. His name is Teddy Love.
