Sexpert Says Feminism Has Made You Shitty in Bed

Feminism: Taking rights from men and giving them to women; turning once pleasure-giving women into lazy, demanding princesses. Hold up, though: MIT and Princeton Men's Health and Yahoo! have some tips for getting us back on track. » 9/28/14 2:05pm 9/28/14 2:05pm

Doggy Style Gets Rebranded as 'Petit Fours'

Following up on the success of their "Sex Oympics" feature and, before that, advice about how to put a condom on with your feet, Cosmo continues to kill it with over-the-top, maybe tongue-in-cheek spreads about ways to fuck. This month: sex recipes. » 4/10/14 3:30pm 4/10/14 3:30pm

Break Your Man's Penis With Cosmo's Ridiculous Olympic Sex Tips

In honor of the upcoming Winter Games, this month's issue of Cosmopolitan tailored its monthly offering of sex tips around an Olympics theme. And, like the Olympics, only the world's most elite athletes should try them. Seriously. They're cock-snappingly harrowing. » 2/06/14 4:10pm 2/06/14 4:10pm

Can Penises Get Stuck Inside Vaginas? MAYBE!

Well, this is terrifying. If you've ever wondered whether (private) parts can get stuck inside each other during sex (I have! Because I am always thinking about scary things: sex mishaps, the eventual heat death of the universe, etc.) then you can safely tell yourself that yes it can happen, but it probably won't.… » 1/04/14 6:45pm 1/04/14 6:45pm

Gordon Ramsay Talking Dirty Does Things to My Uterus--Is That Weird?

I've always had a soft spot for Gordon Ramsay—ever since the days when he used to take his shirt off for no reason in literally every episode of the UK Kitchen Nightmares, because everyone deserves to see the nipples of the person preparing their food. » 12/13/13 7:40pm 12/13/13 7:40pm

How to Have Sex While Dressed for the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

Enormous feathered wings, spiky headdresses, skintight black and white checkered adult jumpsuits, elaborate leather underwear — you'd think that with the way Victoria's Secret throws around the word "sexy," its marquee public event wouldn't present people wearing outfits that make it nearly impossible for the wearer… » 11/15/13 11:40am 11/15/13 11:40am

Cosmo Latina Majorly Fails With 'Latin Style' 50 Shades of Grey Tips

For months, lazy publicists and writers have been riffing off 50 Shades of Grey mania by pitching everything and anything Grey related, from sex toys to ties to nail polish. Perhaps Cosmopolitan for Latinas' Ariel Nagi deserves props for managing to combine lazy with offensive in her post, "50 Shades of Grey Sex -… » 10/01/12 5:15pm 10/01/12 5:15pm

The World According to Cosmopolitan

Most women we know can only stomach Cosmpolitan Magazine if they read it ironically and pretend it's The Onion for ladies. (How are tips like "Draw an attention-grabbing circle around your nipples using rhinestones and body glue for a special night in" not genius parody? Ugh.) But to say the maniacally sex-obsessed… » 8/03/12 1:05pm 8/03/12 1:05pm

Cosmo's 44 Most Ridiculous Sex Tips

Throughout my long tenure writing Ridiculous Tips For A Miserable Sex Life, I've taken aim at various targets, but one publication stands out as a bastion of weird and wacky sex advice — always chipper, always in a numbered list, and always ill-advised. Cosmo remains the ne plus ultra of usually implausible,… » 6/18/12 1:35pm 6/18/12 1:35pm

Dad's Sex Tips To One-Year-Old Are Worst Fatherly Advice Ever

Former Houston hand surgeon Dr. Michael Brown was acquitted last month of abusing his fourth wife, ten years after he admitted to beating his third wife with a bedpost and dragged her down the stairs by her hair. Now, his letters to his baby daughter have surfaced, and their explicit sex tips make them extremely… » 10/03/11 5:45pm 10/03/11 5:45pm

Cosmo's Fake Cover Hides Orgasms From Advertisers

The cover of January Cosmo is as sexed-up as ever — on newsstands at least. But we got a copy of the version the mag sends to advertisers, and it's significantly more chaste. What's going on here? » 1/06/11 3:05pm 1/06/11 3:05pm

Women Come Last In "The #1 Women's Magazine"

Women are notorious for putting others' needs before their own, and nowhere is that sad reality in more dismal, full-color display than the new issue of Cosmopolitan. In fact, it takes 146 pages of neurotic-making, other-directed relationship instruction — on such matters as the behavioral secrets, visual titillation,… » 6/04/07 12:15pm 6/04/07 12:15pm