What Was YACHT's Best-Case Scenario in Their 'Leaked Sex Tape' Publicity Hoax?

By now, due to their fake leaked sex tape and the acidic rinse cycle of internet news that we all grit our teeth and capitulate to every day, it’s as likely that you have a certain band’s name—YACHT—in your head as it is unlikely that you could name anything else YACHT has done since catching the tail end of…
Band Sells Their Own Sex Tape For $5 After They Say Someone Stole and Released It
A Los Angeles-based musical duo who are also in a romantic relationship are selling their own sex tape, after they say someone stole it and disseminated it (for obvious reasons, they didn’t specify where the video was released or how widely it has been seen). The couple are asking that nobody view the tape but, if you…
Chinese Police Arrest Five People Over Uniqlo Sex Tape
Last week, China was angered by a sex tape shot in Uniqlo’s flagship store in the country’s capital. The 71-second tape showed a man and woman engaged in...well...sex in front a full- length, dressing room mirror. Really, who can think of a better place than Uniqlo to live out your public sex fantasies? It’s certainly…
Woman Secretly Filmed Having Sex With Buddhist Monk Sues
Proving once and for all that no one in the modern age is safe from a sex tape scandal, the Cambodian community of Lowell, Massachusetts is currently in an uproar following the distribution of a sex tape that depicts a laywoman having a "sexual encounter" with the Venerable Nhem Kimteng, a Buddhist monk. Maya Men,…
That Jennifer Lawrence is one lucky girl. Not only is she everyone's imaginary best friend, but she also beat out Anne Hathaway, Jennifer Aniston, Miley Cyrus, Halle Berry, Jennifer Lopez and Lindsay Lohan in a poll by adult film site X Critic (link obviously NSFW) as the celebrity that viewers most want to see in a…
Awful Person Now in Possession of Disgusting John Edwards Sex Tape
After years of legal grappling, the X-rated extramarital sex tape involving ex-respectable politician John Edwards, his pantsless mistress Rielle Hunter, and the murder of everything you find beautiful and precious in the world is now safely in the hands of a woman who surely would never to think to profit from it.…
Tila Tequila's Bizarre 29th Year Comes To A Close
Today is Tila Tequila's 29th birthday, bringing to a close one hell of an eventful year for the stripper/reality star/Juggalo victim. Let's recap!
The Eva Mendes Sex Tape Is Different
Though you probably need another celebrity sex tape like you need a hole in the head, the newest entry into the canon, starring Eva Mendes, is an instant classic. Because one can never have too much duct tape.
An Open Letter To Dumb Sluts (Updated)
Yesterday, Mary Elizabeth Williams wrote an open letter on Broadsheet to all the "celebrities" who appear in leaked sex tapes. Short version: You are all dumb sluts.
Sandra Bullock's First Statement: There Is No Sex Tape
Bullock broke her silence to address the (evidence-free) rumors that she made a sex tape. (Not that that prevented certain pontificators from pretending it was a thing anyway.) No word on what she thinks of Nazi salutes. [People, Earlier]
Young Unwilling To Part With Edwards Sex Tape
Andrew Young has been ordered to turn over all copies of the John Edwards sex tape. Young was held in contempt on Thursday for his refusal to deliver the original, which he kept in a safe box in Atlanta. [Politico]
"When This Nation Is No Longer Compelled By J.Lo’s Fruited Bottom, We Are Truly In A Great Recession."
Vanity Fair pronounces the sex tape dead. And yes, it's all kind of like that:
