Arizona School District: No More Birth Control in Science Classes

A school board in Arizona has voted to remove the pages of a high school biology textbook that mention contraception and abortion. The Gilbert Public Schools Governing Board voted 3-2 to redact two pages from Campbell Biology after hearing a presentation from a lawyer with the Christian legal advocacy group Alliance… » 10/30/14 2:15pm 10/30/14 2:15pm

Duck Dynasty Star: You Can't Get STDs from 'Biblically Correct Sex'

In News We Are Totally Not Surprised to Report, anus-obsessed racist and child bride promoter Phil Robertson has more dumb things to say about sex. » 10/08/14 9:30am 10/08/14 9:30am

Sex Education in American Schools Still Leaves Kids Ignorant

It’s 2014 and Americans are still fighting over whether teaching comprehensive sex education is a practical idea. Jesus, take me with you this Easter. » 4/15/14 7:45pm 4/15/14 7:45pm

Ohio Teens Teach Other Teens About Safe Sex, Flavored Condoms and All

A Cleveland after-school program teaches teens to talk to other teens about emotionally and physically safe sex instead of pretending premarital boning never happens. Imagine that! » 5/28/13 6:15pm 5/28/13 6:15pm

Terrifying Public High School Speaker: If You Take Birth Control, Your…

Meet Pam Stenzel. Pam Stenzel is a highly-paid* lecturer who speaks about the virtues of abstinence. Stenzel spoke on Monday at George Washington High School in Charleston, WV and created quite a stir when she allegedly made comments like, "If you take birth control, your mother probably hates you," and "I could look… » 4/12/13 11:40am 4/12/13 11:40am

Arkansas Senate Votes to Defund Planned Parenthood and Sex Ed Funding

The Arkansas Senate passed a bill yesterday that defunds Planned Parenthood and all other entities that provide abortions, refer patients to other abortion providers or contract with an abortion provider or referrer. (If you accidentally brush by an abortion provider on the sidewalk, you're banned from the state for… » 4/10/13 1:45pm 4/10/13 1:45pm

Evangelicals Finally Admit That Not Even God Can Stop Teenage Boning

If premarital sex made the baby Jesus cry, he'd be a pretty hoarse, colic-y baby. Because evangelical teens, despite the fact that they're told day in and day out that bumping uglies before God says it's okay is wrong (like going to hell wrong) are having all kinds of secret sex with each other. And because of their… » 7/13/12 6:00pm 7/13/12 6:00pm

Internet Social Justice Mob Goes Batshit on Activist, Has No Sense of…

Have you ever said something sort of dumb and immature on the internet? When it was brought to your attention, did you own up to it, acknowledge that your saying it was wrong, apologize for the offense and pain it caused, and immediately explain how you've learned from the experience and will make sure it won't happen… » 7/11/12 5:00pm 7/11/12 5:00pm

State Department Kids Treated to Educational Lecture About Hookers

The Secret Service's failure to be serviced in secret is now the hottest topic in DC area elementary schools after yesterday's ill-advised Take Your Child to Work Day at the US State Department. The State Department just so happens to be investigating a certain Secret Service for having certain sex with certain… » 4/27/12 4:20pm 4/27/12 4:20pm

Abstinence-Only Education Now Includes Warning Against Dangers of…

Concerned that their precious children are not learning to be terrified enough about the deadly consequences of sexual intercourse, lawmakers in Tennessee have added language to their abstinence-only sex ed curriculum that warns students of the dangers of "gateway sexual activity" in a desperate effort to make sure… » 4/06/12 6:45pm 4/06/12 6:45pm

Sensible Utah Governor Vetoes Proposed Ban on Sex Ed in Schools

Good news this morning from the Beehive State — Utah Governor Gary Herbert vetoed a bill yesterday that would have banned schools from teaching contraception as a way of preventing pregnancy and sexually transmitted diseases and instead relegated it to the realm of dirty liberal tricks where so many social… » 3/17/12 12:30pm 3/17/12 12:30pm

The President Doesn't Like Abstinence-Only Sex Ed Because He Wants You…

Hateful Muppet Rick Santorum told a crowd of slack jawed Floridians that the Obama administration is against abstinence-only education because the President wants America to be poor. Not only is the idea that comprehensive sex ed is the path to poverty 17 shades of incorrect, it points out a disturbing truth: Rick… » 1/26/12 12:15pm 1/26/12 12:15pm

Sex Week at Yale Is Officially On

In December, Yale students proposed a program for Sex Week 2012 that addressed some of the concerns about Sex Weeks past — including the criticism that it was too porn-focused. Now, the Sex Week organizers have let us know that the university has accepted their proposal — Sex Week 2012 is officially scheduled for Feb.… » 1/18/12 2:05pm 1/18/12 2:05pm

Pornographic Sex Ed Film Poisons Fragile 9-Year-Old Minds

A sex education CD-ROM designed for 9 to 11-year-old schoolchildren is getting some flack from government officials after it was discovered that the presentation contains realistic, computer generated and cartoon fucking. Sorry — "lovemaking." » 1/12/12 11:00am 1/12/12 11:00am

Yale Students Propose Less Porny Sex Week

In response to the administration's threat to ban Sex Week at Yale from using the university's name or facilities, Sex Week organizers have developed a new proposal they hope will save the event. It will focus on "female sexuality, queer sexuality, and sexual health," rather than porn. » 12/02/11 4:10pm 12/02/11 4:10pm

What Do You Wish You Learned In Sex Ed?

The long dominance of abstinence-only sex ed in this country has made any program that even mentions condoms look pretty damn good. But what if your teachers could have taught you what you really needed to know about sex? What would you have wanted them to say? » 11/16/11 6:30pm 11/16/11 6:30pm

Will Yale's Sex Week Ditch Its Sketchy Sponsor? [Updated]

In response to the Yale's decision to bar the student-organized "Sex Week" from using the university's name and facilities, organizers have pledged to develop an alternate program. What's not yet clear is whether this program will change the role of corporate sponsors, including controversial sex toy company Pure… » 11/14/11 1:20pm 11/14/11 1:20pm

UN Recommends Everyone Stop Telling Women What To Do With Their Bodies

The UN recently issued a report that declares that countries that restrict access to either abortion or contraception are violating a woman's human rights. The report also declares it Officially Messed Up when a woman is prosecuted for taking illegal drugs or drinking during her pregnancy, because it's her body and… » 10/27/11 11:20am 10/27/11 11:20am

Parents Talk To Kids About Sex, But Not Birth Control

A new poll shows parents may be talking to their kids about sex in general — but when it comes to the details, they're falling short. » 10/03/11 4:30pm 10/03/11 4:30pm