Couple Spends Over $30,000 to Have Hardcore Threesomes With Sex Dolls

Before Dave Hockey met Shawna Bigelow, he thought the only love he could find was in the cold, perfect embrace of a lifelike sex doll. He had tried dating websites and found that women just weren't into his passion. But Bigelow was different. When Hockey took her down to his basement to show her the dolls, she was… » 9/30/14 10:30pm Tuesday 10:30pm

Hey, Whatever Happened to All the Statue Fuckers?

The short answer to this very erudite scientific query is that statue fucking (a type of paraphilia called “agalmatophilia,” and yes, this article is actually a surprise homework assignment on Greek prefixes) never really vanished from humankind’s long litany of sexual dalliances — people have just gotten better at… » 8/11/13 1:30pm 8/11/13 1:30pm

Sex Doll Commits Suicide in the Most Fucked Up Dating Site Ad Ever

So you're single and it's the day after Valentine's Day — feeling lonely? Maybe you're thinking it's time to pick up the pieces, get back on that horse and try dating again. That's great, but first you should watch this incredibly depressing advertisement for Czech Republic dating site Lidé, in which a sex doll… » 2/15/13 10:25am 2/15/13 10:25am

Turkish Divers Accidentally Save an Inflatable Sex Doll from Drowning

A beautiful day at the beach briefly turned horrific before it turned hilarious — seaside residents in Turkey's northern Samsun province panicked and called police when they noticed what seemed like a body floating in the Black Sea. Alarums were raised. Boats were commandeered. Somewhere, trembling along in his house,… » 9/23/12 8:45pm 9/23/12 8:45pm

Russian Officials Ruin Everyone’s Fun By Cancelling Sex Doll Rafting…

An annual inflatable sex doll race across the Vuoksa River in the Leningrad region's Priozersky district has been cancelled, according to The Moscow Times, ostensibly because the Vuoksa's water level is dangerously high right now. However, organizers for the Bubble Baba Challenge — which was set to celebrate its 10th… » 8/20/12 9:15pm 8/20/12 9:15pm

Things That Should Not Exist: The Miley Cyrus Sex Doll

For a young female star, turning 18 doesn't just mean it's no longer illegal for creepy older dudes to leer at you, it means your likeness will pop up on a variety of adult products. Miley is said to be planning to sue over the new inflatable sex doll "Finally Miley," which comes with "3 achey love holes." But, it… » 4/04/11 2:35pm 4/04/11 2:35pm

Cockteases: Sex Doll Movie Has Lots Of Doll, No Sex

After months and months of hype (and multiple posts on our part) the Ryan Gosling-starrer Lars and the Real Girl opens today. And the critics seem pretty split on whether it's the most supremely retarded movie ever...or, like, the best hope for salvation the American cinema has going. And even though Ryan Gosling… » 10/12/07 7:00pm 10/12/07 7:00pm