Couple Spends Over $30,000 to Have Hardcore Threesomes With Sex Dolls

Before Dave Hockey met Shawna Bigelow, he thought the only love he could find was in the cold, perfect embrace of a lifelike sex doll. He had tried dating websites and found that women just weren't into his passion. But Bigelow was different. When Hockey took her down to his basement to show her the dolls, she was… » 9/30/14 10:30pm 9/30/14 10:30pm

Petition Succeeds in Removing ‘Child-Sized’ Sex Doll from Chinese Site

The list of sordid products available to internet shoppers may be slightly shorter as of about 12 hours ago, when a Chinese site called DHgate apparently removed a "child-sized" sex doll from its listings. » 11/17/13 4:00pm 11/17/13 4:00pm

Hey, Whatever Happened to All the Statue Fuckers?

The short answer to this very erudite scientific query is that statue fucking (a type of paraphilia called “agalmatophilia,” and yes, this article is actually a surprise homework assignment on Greek prefixes) never really vanished from humankind’s long litany of sexual dalliances — people have just gotten better at… » 8/11/13 1:30pm 8/11/13 1:30pm

These Vintage Sex Doll Ads Are Super Misleading (and Fairly Creepy)

Those poor dudes of 1971. Imagine them rushing home from work to eagerly unwrap the live woman who's trapped in the USPS package only to be surprised with a sad plastic blob thing. Your heart just breaks for them! » 3/26/13 11:30pm 3/26/13 11:30pm

NSFW or Life: Sex Dolls Now Have Optional 'Balloon Knot' Accessory

Sorry, but it feels necessary to point this out, because once it burns a butt hole-shaped hole in your brain, it seems only fair to share it with the rest of the world. It's called paying it forward. » 3/19/13 7:00pm 3/19/13 7:00pm

Sex Doll Commits Suicide in the Most Fucked Up Dating Site Ad Ever

So you're single and it's the day after Valentine's Day — feeling lonely? Maybe you're thinking it's time to pick up the pieces, get back on that horse and try dating again. That's great, but first you should watch this incredibly depressing advertisement for Czech Republic dating site Lidé, in which a sex doll… » 2/15/13 10:25am 2/15/13 10:25am

Turkish Divers Accidentally Save an Inflatable Sex Doll from Drowning

A beautiful day at the beach briefly turned horrific before it turned hilarious — seaside residents in Turkey's northern Samsun province panicked and called police when they noticed what seemed like a body floating in the Black Sea. Alarums were raised. Boats were commandeered. Somewhere, trembling along in his house,… » 9/23/12 8:45pm 9/23/12 8:45pm

Russian Officials Ruin Everyone’s Fun By Cancelling Sex Doll Rafting…

An annual inflatable sex doll race across the Vuoksa River in the Leningrad region's Priozersky district has been cancelled, according to The Moscow Times, ostensibly because the Vuoksa's water level is dangerously high right now. However, organizers for the Bubble Baba Challenge — which was set to celebrate its 10th… » 8/20/12 9:15pm 8/20/12 9:15pm

Things That Should Not Exist: The Miley Cyrus Sex Doll

For a young female star, turning 18 doesn't just mean it's no longer illegal for creepy older dudes to leer at you, it means your likeness will pop up on a variety of adult products. Miley is said to be planning to sue over the new inflatable sex doll "Finally Miley," which comes with "3 achey love holes." But, it… » 4/04/11 2:35pm 4/04/11 2:35pm

Sex Life Suffers Following Foot Injury • Lion, Tiger, & Bear Form…

• A Queens woman is suing a wig store after she suffered an injury at the hands of one of the mannequins. The plastic head fell onto her feet, leaving her unable to "make a fist with her toes." » 3/03/10 5:40pm 3/03/10 5:40pm

What do the Philippines Bureau of Customs and American feminists have in common? PETA rage. The animal-rights organization is getting flak for its use of sex dolls to protest Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurants in the Philippines' red light districts. The dolls, which were accompanied with a PETA-provided "KFC Blows"… » 12/28/07 11:45am 12/28/07 11:45am

Cockteases: Sex Doll Movie Has Lots Of Doll, No Sex

After months and months of hype (and multiple posts on our part) the Ryan Gosling-starrer Lars and the Real Girl opens today. And the critics seem pretty split on whether it's the most supremely retarded movie ever...or, like, the best hope for salvation the American cinema has going. And even though Ryan Gosling… » 10/12/07 7:00pm 10/12/07 7:00pm