Those poor dudes of 1971. Imagine them rushing home from work to eagerly unwrap the live woman who's trapped in the USPS package only to be surprised with a sad plastic blob thing. Your heart just breaks for them!

Sorry, but it feels necessary to point this out, because once it burns a butt hole-shaped hole in your brain, it seems only fair to share it with the rest of the world. It's called paying it forward.

So you're single and it's the day after Valentine's Day — feeling lonely? Maybe you're thinking it's time to pick up the pieces, get back on that horse and try dating again. That's great, but first you should watch this incredibly depressing advertisement for Czech Republic dating site Lidé, in which a sex doll…

A beautiful day at the beach briefly turned horrific before it turned hilarious — seaside residents in Turkey's northern Samsun province panicked and called police when they noticed what seemed like a body floating in the Black Sea. Alarums were raised. Boats were commandeered. Somewhere, trembling along in his house,…

An annual inflatable sex doll race across the Vuoksa River in the Leningrad region's Priozersky district has been cancelled, according to The Moscow Times, ostensibly because the Vuoksa's water level is dangerously high right now. However, organizers for the Bubble Baba Challenge — which was set to celebrate its 10th…

For a young female star, turning 18 doesn't just mean it's no longer illegal for creepy older dudes to leer at you, it means your likeness will pop up on a variety of adult products. Miley is said to be planning to sue over the new inflatable sex doll "Finally Miley," which comes with "3 achey love holes." But, it might be …

• A Queens woman is suing a wig store after she suffered an injury at the hands of one of the mannequins. The plastic head fell onto her feet, leaving her unable to "make a fist with her toes."

[Novosibirsk, Siberia; August 9. Image via Getty]

Hey! You! Want a jacket made out of a sex doll? Yeah, us neither! [CityRag]

An Australian man in Cairns has been breaking into sex shops and having sex with blow-up dolls before abandoning them on the street.