Bomb Threat That Closed Federal Courthouse Turned Out To Be a Vibrator
Talk about explosive pleasure.
Finally, A Guide To Carrie Bradshaw's "Real New York"
In case the SATC bus tour doesn't do it for you, now you can follow Carrie's personal recommendations.
A Desperate Attempt To Connect Ancient Sex Toys To The Royals
Today in obligatory tangential Royal Wedding news: St. Andrews, where the pair met, has a collection of ancient sex toys.
Bomb Squad Defuses Sex Toy…Again
An anti-terrorist bomb squad responded to a call from a post office in Petrozavodsk, Russia on Monday in regards to a suspicious package with a "strange ticking." After evacuating the building and securing the premises they inspected the package. It contained a vibrator. Apparently it had been accidentally turned on.
Advice For "Aging Sex Kittens"
These aging stars need to give up on getting good parts already and break into clothing lines. Or that's the party line, anyhow.
"Sexual Surrogates" Help Guys Lose Virginity, Not Much Else
From Nerve: "I started browsing the personal ads, hoping to find something like "Hot, nurturing, extremely patient woman seeks obese, self-loathing virgin who masturbates too much." Instead, I found an ad for the Institute for Sexual Surrogate Therapy." Same diff?
“Something Once Regarded As Exotic Has Become Commonplace.”
"According to the first academic, peer-reviewed studies of vibrator use, it is nearly as common an appliance in American households as the drip coffee maker or toaster oven." [NY Times, EurekAlert]
