Old Man Sad to Learn Old Men No Longer Automatically Get Laid

BREAKING! Cranky old man confronted by an idealized male physique in the form of Daniel Craig's James Bond, experiences hurt feelings over the fact that the universe doesn't revolve around his self esteem, writes whole big column about it. A waahmbulance has been called to the scene. » 11/27/12 3:50pm 11/27/12 3:50pm