FINALLY. Remember Beyonce's regular body? The alive one that's all made of fat and muscles and full of organs? Guh-ROSS. Luckily, the ad wizards at Roberto Cavalli took care of it and are proud to present Beyonce: 2.0.

In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Seth Rogen got hit in the testicles by a dildo, LL Cool J chuckles to himself, and Robin Williams tweets the best conceivable response to Kim Kardashian's Met Gala dress.

Amber Rose says she was all set to have an at-home water birth, but at the last minute learned that her baby was breech and that she'd have to have a C-section on dry land instead. Stressful!

It's true, nothing gold can stay, and by "gold" I mean "Two and a Half Men, the worst CBS show you're not watching." While Ashton Kutcher and Jon Cryer have resigned their contracts for a third season (Kutcher at a $700,000-per-episode payout; Cryer at, I don't know, a gum wrapper and a damp Nickelback ticket stub?),…

Here's the redband trailer for This Is The End, the Seth Rogen/Evan Goldberg directed movie slated for release in June. It's about six famous dudes — Seth Rogen, James Franco, Jonah Hill, Danny McBride, Jay Baruchel, and Craig Robinson — who get stuck in James Franco's house when Los Angeles starts crumbling around…

In the foul-mouthed red band trailer for Seth Rogen's post-apocalyptic film This Is The End, you'll see Rogen, James Franco, Jay Baruchel, Danny McBride, Jonah Hill and Craig Robinson freak out as end days arrive. Key line: "Michael Cera's dead!"

Okay. My best guess about Taylor Momsen's kohl-smudged descent into "the dark side" (at least, as dark as a 19-year-old television actress in a totally like, "XXhardXcoreXX" rock band can get) is that Gossip Girl costume designer Eric Daman put one too many hair extension tracks onto her head and it snapped her cerebral…

Following his arrest for lewd conduct, Fred Willard's lawyer released a statement today: "With all due respect to the individual officer, our belief is that Fred did nothing in any violation of any law. We will be working vigorously to clear his name in this matter." And the dude who runs the theater totally has his…

In an interview with Vulture, actor-turned-director Sarah Polley (she starred in Go, Slings And Arrows, transitioned into directing after a hiatus and and was nominated for an Oscar last year for Away From Her) discussed her upcoming movie Take This Waltz, which stars Michelle Williams and Seth Rogen as dissatisfied…

X Men star James Marsden's wife of eleven years, Lisa Linde, has filed for divorce, citing 'irreconcilable differences'.