Because you were waiting with bated breath for Serena Williams' thoughts on the Steubenville rape case: she thinks the 16-year-old who was raped by two high school football players who "did something stupid" shouldn't have gotten so drunk. She's also concerned about the girl's virginity.
Are Ellen Page and Alexander Skarsgard Secretly Dating?
I don't usually bother going all kookooroo over celebrity couples because I don't know them, but OMG THIS ONE THOUGH. Sources are conflicted over whether or not wry and gorgeous mini-cupcake Ellen Page is actually snoogling with alarmingly hot Nordic adonis Alexander Skarsgard. But if, perhaps, they're on the fence…
Dakota Fanning Celebrates Adulthood With First Nude Scene
Right around the moment Dakota Fanning made out with Kristen Stewart-as-Joan Jett in The Runaways, you may have realized that she's segued from her super-driven, super-child-actressy days (see: Amy Poehler's SNL sendup) to her eyeliner-skinny jeans-posing-for-Marc Jacobs-ads-going-to-Coachella period. But the Kote's…
Serena Williams' Swollen Ankle Gives Our Ankles Sympathy Pains
Serena Williams tweeted a picture of her swollen ankle after her quarterfinal loss to Sloane Stephens at the Australian Open two days ago. JESUS CHRIST HOLY SHITBALLS. That is all.
Dumb White Tennis Player Thinks It's a Great Idea to Mock Serena…
During a recent match against Maria Sharapova, 22-year-old Danish tennis player Caroline Wozniacki decided to break out a hilarious impression of Serena Williams in which she stuffed the bust and butt of her uniform with towels to mimic Williams' body shape. Even better, this was a repeat performance. Wozniacki has…
Serena Williams Celebrates in So Many Ways
Here's how Serena Williams celebrated her win a the US Open yesterday: With a scream.
Internet Chops and Screws Kristen Stewart's Quote About Being "Out Of…
The good news is that we've transitioned into the Overanalysis of Interviews post-mortem phase of the Robert Pattinson/Kristen Stewart infidelity drama (alias Sparklegate), which means we are one step closer to hearing nothing more about it, ever again. The bad news is that a moment in K-Stew's pre-cheating scandal…
French Tennis Pro Gilles Simon Is Ripped A New One For Saying Female…
To say that Gilles Simon, currently seeded 13th in France and just elected to the ATP Player Council, "put his foot in his mouth" in an interview on Monday would be inaccurate; more aptly, he intentionally, with forethought and hubris, said something fucking dumb as a rock. Right after the anniversary of Title IX
Vogue Fails Miserably at Capturing the Athleticism of Olympic Athletes
Hot on the heels of making a pledge
Levi Johnston Unveils the Totally Bizarre Name He's Chosen for His…
When it comes to Levi Johnston, Alaska's most infamous baby daddy, one doesn't exactly expect grade A judgment, but today he managed to shock us all by announcing that he plans to name his forthcoming daughter Breeze Beretta Johnston. Seriously? Yes, and it is Beretta, as in the gun—it's not some family name. So is it …
