Serena Williams Wins Australian Open Just Like We Said She Would

As promised by me and delivered by tennis queen Serena Williams, the lid was in fact blown off the Australian Open. And that is because Williams - the world number one - won. Williams earned her 19th Grand Slam title early this morning by beating Russia's Maria Sharapova, (the world number two). This was the 16th time… » 1/31/15 6:30pm 1/31/15 6:30pm

Serena Williams' Workout Will Inspire You to Get Off Your Sorry Butt

Fresh off collecting her eighteenth Grand Slam, Serena Williams has graced us with this Beats by Dre commercial, in which she mostly exercises. I'm not sure whether I'm inspired to go to the gym or give up on physical fitness entirely because I will never be one-twentieth as good at anything as Serena Williams is… » 9/11/14 10:00am 9/11/14 10:00am

Racket-Toting Tornado Serena Williams is AP Female Athlete of the Year

For the third time in her 18-year professional career, Serena Williams has been awarded AP's Female Athlete of the Year. With a record of 78-4 (with a 34-match winning streak), 11 titles, and a couple more Grand Slams under her belt, she racked up 55 of the 96 votes. 2012 AP women's college basketball Player of the… » 12/25/13 4:00pm 12/25/13 4:00pm

CNN Would Have You Believe That Serena Williams Was 'Rescued' by a Man

Serena Williams is better at tennis than most human beings will ever be at anything, ever. And this year in particular she's been on a tear: After the embarrassment of a first-round knockout at the 2012 French Open, she's racked up 11 titles, including the U.S. Open and the WTA Championships. » 11/21/13 11:40am 11/21/13 11:40am

Serena Williams Made $12 Million Just from Playing Tennis This Year

Serena Williams racked up a staggering $12.6 million in prizes on the tennis court this year—the third most of any tennis player of any gender ever—and she says she thinks her best years are still to come. In other news, I had crackers for breakfast and I'm still wearing Sunday night's pajamas. » 10/29/13 4:40pm 10/29/13 4:40pm

Serena Williams Now At Two Steubenville Apologies, One Sharapova Feud

Serena Williams has finally given a fully-formed, thoughtful apology during a press conference today for comments she made in a Rolling Stone interview about the Steubenville rape victim's irresponsible choices — this is after a previous half-assed statement on Twitter that blamed the reporter taking her words out of… » 6/23/13 9:30pm 6/23/13 9:30pm

Serena Williams Thinks the Steubenville Rape Victim Was Asking For It

Because you were waiting with bated breath for Serena Williams' thoughts on the Steubenville rape case: she thinks the 16-year-old who was raped by two high school football players who "did something stupid" shouldn't have gotten so drunk. She's also concerned about the girl's virginity. » 6/18/13 5:20pm 6/18/13 5:20pm

Are Ellen Page and Alexander Skarsgard Secretly Dating?

I don't usually bother going all kookooroo over celebrity couples because I don't know them, but OMG THIS ONE THOUGH. Sources are conflicted over whether or not wry and gorgeous mini-cupcake Ellen Page is actually snoogling with alarmingly hot Nordic adonis Alexander Skarsgard. But if, perhaps, they're on the fence… » 6/10/13 8:45pm 6/10/13 8:45pm