John Kerry, the first white male Secretary of State in 16 years, made some pretty corny jokes on his first day at work yesterday.
On Her Last Day as Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton Stresses Gender …
Hillary Clinton is on her way out the door (sob), but she's leaving with a bang by reminding the Council on Foreign Relations how crucial women's rights are:
President Obama Will Probs Choose John Kerry To Be Next Secretary of…
Yesterday's ousting
Republican Senators Successfully Bullied Susan Rice Into Withdrawing…
Susan Rice, the American ambassador to the U.N. who was expected to replace Hillary Clinton as Secretary of State, just withdrew her name from consideration because a ton of Republican Senators thought she mishandled the Benghazi terror attacks and probably weren't going to let up about it anytime soon. Obama accepted …
Articles About Hillary Clinton's Hair Are Why We Can't Have Nice Things
Hillary Clinton has worn many hats during her political career — First Lady, Presidential candidate, and Secretary of State, and half of one of the most brilliant political couples of the last century, to name a few. But today, we're going to toss aside all that accomplishment and talk about her fucking hair again,…
Is America Ready for a White, Male Secretary of State?
In January, Hillary Clinton will be stepping down as President Obama's Secretary of State, and rumors are already swirling over who will replace her. Among the maybe-candidates are Massachusetts Senator ex-Presidential nominee John Kerry and former Utah Governor, ambassador to China, and…
Hillary Clinton's UN Doodles Clearly a Window Into Her Innermost…
Birds do it. Bees do it. Secretaries of State hearing UN pleas do it. Yesterday, a photographer caught Hillary Clinton aimlessly drawing on her speech notes during a UN Security Council meeting on the Middle East peace process. The situation is grim, shooting, suffering etc., but all of that starts to run together…
Hillary Clinton Never Sweats, Is Probably Superhuman
While it's a fairly well-accepted fact that GOP Presidential nominee Mitt Romney's strange behavior is best explained by the theory that he's actually an advanced humanlike robot controlled remotely by a crazed billionaire villain in a volcano lair, Hillary Clinton has largely escaped similar Replicant scrutiny. But…
Hillary Clinton Is a Globe-Trotting Super-Boss
Hillary Clinton is in Latvia today, the 100th nation she's visited as U.S. Secretary of State. This makes her our 100% most gallivantiest Secretary of State of all time, out-gallivanting other noted Gallivanters of State such as Madeleine Albright, Condoleezza Rice, and a bunch of dudes. Go Hillz!
Hillary Clinton Will Not Seek Second Term
Hillary Clinton told Wolf Blitzer that if Obama is reelected, she won't seek a second term as his Secretary of State — and she won't be seeking further public office. She says, "I think I'll serve as secretary of state as my last public position, and then probably go back to advocacy work, particularly on behalf of…
