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    6 Bullshit Claims Made By The White House Party Crashers

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    Image of pesematology pesematology
    12/02/09

    In reply to 6 Bullshit Claims Made By The White House Party Crashers
    "Our lives have been destroyed," she added blondly.

    A.Maz.Ing.
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    Image of vgnvxn vgnvxn
    12/02/09

    In reply to 6 Bullshit Claims Made By The White House Party Crashers
    I can just picture these idiots cooking up this plan: "we'll just tell them to call us with the final decision, then be all 'omg, phone died! we better just show up!' and then we'll just show up and act really snotty when people question us! but then we'll leave before people are seated for dinner, so no one will ever know!"

    wow, sounds SO brilliant if you cooking up the plot of a shitty kids' movie, maybe not so smart if you are trying to punk the white house and lying to federal officers.

    Also, they didn't stay for dinner! To me that proves they knew they weren't invited, and had no where to sit.
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    Image of midwesternmom midwesternmom
    12/02/09

    @vgnvxn: Seriously, all that time and energy to leave early? To not try to horn in on a table of people you could name-drop later. They learned a lesson from the CBC dinner--don't push your luck.
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    Image of bishplz bishplz
    12/02/09

    In reply to 6 Bullshit Claims Made By The White House Party Crashers
    '"Our lives have been destroyed," she added blondly.'

    what an awesome adverb.
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    whynotshesaid promoted this comment Edited by bishplz at 12/02/09 1:35 PM bishplz was starred bishplz was unstarred
    Image of whynotshesaid whynotshesaid
    12/02/09

    @bishplz: It reminds me of Flight of the Conchords and "Albie the Racist Dragon": "'I thought I killed you yesterday!' grumbled Albie quite racistly."
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    Image of babymammajamma babymammajamma
    12/02/09

    In reply to 6 Bullshit Claims Made By The White House Party Crashers
    If their phones were dead how were they posting to facebook ALL NIGHT from the actual event????
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    Image of midwesternmom midwesternmom
    12/02/09

    @babymammajamma: Why aren't YOU in the Secret Service?
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    Image of HowardRoarkLaughed HowardRoarkLaughed
    12/02/09

    In reply to 6 Bullshit Claims Made By The White House Party Crashers
    To give them credit, the America's Polo Cup claims to have been "founded on the historic 400th Anniversary of America."

    So by my math, that gives the Salahis 167 years to get their act together and actually put on an event.
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    Khrushchev promoted this comment HowardRoarkLaughed was starred HowardRoarkLaughed was unstarred
    Image of pesematology pesematology
    12/02/09

    @HowardRoarkLaughed: Lolwut? Is this real?
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    Image of JinxyMcDeath JinxyMcDeath
    12/02/09

    In reply to 6 Bullshit Claims Made By The White House Party Crashers
    I imagine the secret service will be checking whether there was any cell phone activity from when Ms. Jones left her message until the Salahis crashed the party. And then I imagine they will be busted.

    Also, fuck you, Salahis. My grandmother would be horrified by your manners...and I am annoyed by your lies. For shame! They seem like real pathological liars with how sincerely they believe they will be vindicated.
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    Image of Bookish Bohemian Bookish Bohemian
    12/02/09

    In reply to 6 Bullshit Claims Made By The White House Party Crashers
    Love this quote from the Governor of Virginia: "If somebody had said to me, 'Hey, someone in Virginia is trying to crash a party.' There are 7 1/2 million Virginians, who do you think it might be? I think I might have been able to guess in about five seconds," Virginia Gov. Tim Kaine said Tuesday.

    Nice. They sound charming.

    Also, "blondly" is my new fave adverb.
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    Little Green Frog (Wise Latina) promoted this comment Bookish Bohemian was starred Bookish Bohemian was unstarred
    Image of thesciencegirl wields the truth like a mighty axe. thesciencegirl wields the truth like a mighty axe.
    12/02/09

    In reply to 6 Bullshit Claims Made By The White House Party Crashers
    Persuaded by their "manner," hmmm?
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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    12/02/09

    In reply to 6 Bullshit Claims Made By The White House Party Crashers
    These words! I have never seen words like "blondly" before. Adding "-ly" to adjectives doesn't automatically make adverbs; "Shiny-ly" comes to mind as an example.
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    Image of ucelluccia ucelluccia
    12/02/09

    @Snowbunny: Ha -- my brain auto-corrected it to "blandly." Good catch.
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    Image of Anna N. Anna N.
    12/02/09

    @Snowbunny: It's a joke by de Moraes, the writer of the WaPo piece, not a typo by the Salahis. But "pardoned" is still weird.
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    Image of KatyLou KatyLou
    12/02/09

    In reply to 6 Bullshit Claims Made By The White House Party Crashers
    "Journey for the Cure" sounds like the bullshit charity that Michael Scott randomly started on The Office when Meredith was suspected to have rabies. And even that was more believable.
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    ucelluccia promoted this comment Edited by KatyLou at 12/02/09 11:04 AM KatyLou was starred KatyLou was unstarred
    Image of ucelluccia ucelluccia
    12/02/09

    @KatyLou: Or The Human Fund. It's "Money for People," after all.
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    Image of KatyLou KatyLou
    12/02/09

    @ucelluccia: Absolutely.
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    Image of poachedeggs poachedeggs
    12/02/09

    @ucelluccia: Wait. That's not real? I've donated a collective $50,000 to THF over the years for their philanthropic efforts.
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    ucelluccia promoted this comment poachedeggs was starred poachedeggs was unstarred
    Image of ucelluccia ucelluccia
    12/02/09

    @poachedeggs: Well, people received the money. So you did in fact achieve your goal.
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    Image of poachedeggs poachedeggs
    12/02/09

    @ucelluccia: Thats what Bernie Madoff told folks after he got dropped like it was hot.
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    Image of missbananafish missbananafish
    12/02/09

    In reply to 6 Bullshit Claims Made By The White House Party Crashers
    These are what Heidi and Spencer would be if they were older and didn't have the springboard of Laguna Beach/The Hills.
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    amoureuse est heureuse promoted this comment missbananafish was starred missbananafish was unstarred
    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    12/02/09

    In reply to 6 Bullshit Claims Made By The White House Party Crashers
    ...she added blondly.

    I take offense! It's people like her and Speidi who give us a bad name!
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    Image of Trulymadlyme Trulymadlyme
    12/02/09

    @BlondeGoddess: I thought this was a typo?
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    Image of shoroko shoroko
    12/02/09

    In reply to 6 Bullshit Claims Made By The White House Party Crashers
    Truthfully, I wish there were some reason to prosecute them just because I'm grumpy about the fact that I've now ever heard of them ever.

    That being said, I don't think there's really any excuse for the Secret Service letting them in if they weren't on the guest list. I don't really even mean it in a "they could've been a security threat!" way or to suggest they didn't know what they were doing - it was still the Secret Service's responsibility to keep anyone who wasn't on the list out.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    12/02/09

    In reply to 6 Bullshit Claims Made By The White House Party Crashers
    A really bad way to climb the social ladder is to piss off the people at the top.
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    Image of Leucadia Leucadia
    12/02/09

    In reply to 6 Bullshit Claims Made By The White House Party Crashers
    That hair took seven hours? Straight hair parted in the center?

    Although, every time I see the damn party pics AGAIN, I get more jealous of the sari. I want a red and gold sari! I promise I'll just wear it around the house!
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    la.donna.pietra promoted this comment Edited by Leucadia at 12/02/09 10:36 AM Leucadia was starred Leucadia was unstarred
    Image of LouisiAnna LouisiAnna
    12/02/09

    @Leucadia: I am so with you! My mom's best friend offered me one of her (many) saris but I didn't take it. I knew it would only be a short amount of time before I wore it out and looked like that blonde girl we all knew in college who came back from break with dredlocked hair.
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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    12/02/09

    @Leucadia: I have a super-tacky blue and gold one that I bust out for Halloween every now and again. It kicks ass.
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    Image of Little Green Frog (Wise Latina) Little Green Frog (Wise Latina)
    12/02/09

    @Leucadia: They were filming for Bravo, so they had to do setups and retakes.
    And I wish I was making that up, but no, it was confirmed by the salon owner.
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