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The Thousand Yard Stare
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Jello Mix
06/08/09

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I am so impressed by the USSS. My adrenaline would be jacked so high all the time that I'd die of a heart attack after a week.
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shorty63136
06/08/09

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I would not mess with this woman. That stare proves that she could take you out in a heartbeat.
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Natalie-Marie
06/08/09

@shorty63136:

she knows how to kill a person in at least 15 different ways.
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shorty63136
06/08/09

@Natalie-Marie:
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jeepgirl
06/08/09

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Sitting backwards? I would throw up in a matter of minutes. The escalator at the mall makes me woozy.
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KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins
06/08/09

@jeepgirl: I can't read signs when I am riding in a car. If I do, then my head starts spinning and I get the queasies. Sitting backwards? I'd probably hurl.
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ellaesther
06/08/09

@jeepgirl: I fear you may have to give up your dream of Secrete Security work.
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ellaesther
06/08/09

@ellaesther: Or Secret Security work.

If you want to secrete things in a secure fashion, I'm sure you can still find a job.
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Kivrin
06/08/09

@jeepgirl: The escalator at the mall makes my knees tremble, because I worry (irrationally) that I may suddenly fling myself over the rail in a moment of spazziness. The multi-story escalators are the worst -- y'know, when you can look down more than one floor? *shudder*

Acrophobia -- I haz it.
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dreamweave
06/08/09

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The real reason JK Rowling isn't writing anymore Harry Potter books is because she has joined the FLOTUS security team.
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ellaesther
06/08/09

@dreamweave: My immediate thought when I saw the picture was (and I am NOT making this up): "What the fuck are they arresting JK Rowling for?!"
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KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins
06/08/09

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I'm getting carsick just looking at the picture. Oy.
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CatherineSloper
06/08/09

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Man, I used to fight the other carpool kids for the cool back-facing seat.
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Jello Mix
06/08/09

@CatherineSloper: My mom had one of those station wagons with the rear-facing seat in the trunk when I was a kid. I would insist on sitting there, even though I would have had the entire back seat to myself.
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save jinger
06/08/09

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Don't mess with the FLOTUS, Freench beetches!
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ellaesther
06/08/09

@save jinger: (...and, in a side note, am I the only one who finds that the terms "POTUS," "FLOTUS," and, most especially, "SCOTUS" sound like medical words describing various aspects of the human reproductive system?

Not that I don't use said terms. I do! I just do it with a barely suppressed giggle. Because I'm 12.)
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ellaesther
06/08/09

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Oh, dude, I am totally showing this picture to my kids! A kickass woman protecting the lives of our African-American first family? Is it weird that I'm all goose-pimply?
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SomeAuthorGirl
06/08/09

@ellaesther: Not at all! USSS officers are incredible. They make the FBI look like hacks in shitty suits.
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BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
06/08/09

@ellaesther: Word sister! Dayum that's awesome!
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ellaesther
06/08/09

@SomeAuthorGirl: (Ok, this is how old I am: I saw your "USS" and my brain filled in an "R," and I has a split second of "why is SomeAuthorGirl talking about the Soviet Union?" Really.)

Oh good! I mean, I fear that I sound ridiculous sometimes. Or at least overzealous. Or deeply over-earnest, and my post-Watergate childhood demands that I fight against that.

But honestly, I'm a sap, and I should just admit it. Yay for a world that is better than it used to be! Say I!

(On a related note I just finished Team of Rivals [let me know what you think of it!], and dude, every time Lincoln went wandering down the street to his Secretary of State's house, I thought of our current first family and their security detail.... The man had ONE bodyguard, and that body guard had the night off when Lincoln went to Ford's Theater that night...! Had the night OFF! But I digress).
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Cerridwen
06/08/09

@ellaesther: I thought the same thing re: the USSS/USSR confusion, ellaesther!
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SomeAuthorGirl
06/08/09

@ellaesther: Whereas I sort of reveal my familiarity with the workings of the federal government in all their acronymic glory.

I agree! I am a bit younger than you methinks, but only a bit, and I grew up during the madness of the Reagan years. I too am a sap that is thrilled that the world is better than it used to be in some important ways!

My book comes in a few days, I will PM you and let you know --- so stoked. :D
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Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November!
06/08/09

In reply to The Thousand Yard Stare
That lady has the look of: "Make one joke about Michelle Obama and i will shoot you. No really.... in a place where you'll bleed out and no one will even notice."
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dreamweave
06/08/09

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How did this poor woman get stuck in the back-facing kids' seat in the rear of the family station wagon?
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