Secret Service Not Alone, DEA Also Had 'Sex Parties' In Colombia

The Department of Justice released a report on Thursday slamming the Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA) for throwing "sex parties" with sex workers hired by Colombian drug cartels. Sounds like a real conflict of interest. » 3/27/15 10:45am Friday 10:45am

Prostitution Scandal-Mired White House Employee Got Ironic Promotion

Last night, the Washington Post reported that the White House is much more involved in the Secret Service's Cartagena prostitution scandal than they're letting on. And it's all over some Ivy League 25-year-old volunteer whose father gave a five-figure amount of money to Obama campaign. Paging Olivia Pope. » 10/09/14 12:30pm 10/09/14 12:30pm

Secret Service Director Julia Pierson has resigned and Joseph Clancy, former Special Agent in Charge of the Presidential Protective Division, will take her place on an interim basis. Full statement from the Department of Homeland Security after the jump. » 10/01/14 3:25pm 10/01/14 3:25pm

The Secret Service Had Issues Way Before the Woman in Charge Got There

On Monday, invalid human Laura Ingraham indicated that she believed the White House's current security issues are due to the fact that Secret Service Director Julia Pierson was hired for being a woman and not for being a qualified human. But Pierson's gender identity is prompting even sometimes more… » 10/01/14 11:00am 10/01/14 11:00am

Malia Obama Attended Lollapalooza, Had a Better Summer Than You

In what must have been a security nightmare for the Secret Service, Malia Obama attended the Lollapalooza music festival this weekend in Chicago. » 8/04/14 1:30pm 8/04/14 1:30pm

Michelle, Malia and Sasha Obama Caught in Selfie at Beyoncé Show

As celebrity goes, you can't get much bigger than Beyoncé or the Obamas. So it stands to reason that when the Obamas attend a Beyoncé concert, minds are blown. » 7/25/14 6:00pm 7/25/14 6:00pm

Hillary Clinton Says She Hasn't Driven a Car Since 1996

Hillary Clinton, former Secretary of State and rumored celestial body, has not driven a car since the mid 1990s. The dowager countess, at least, would approve. » 1/27/14 3:45pm 1/27/14 3:45pm

Julia Pierson Will Be the Secret Service's First Female Director

A pretty thick glass ceiling has been shattered today, with news coming that President Obama will appoint Julia Pierson to replace Mark Sullivan as the director of the Secret Service. » 3/26/13 4:50pm 3/26/13 4:50pm

Heroic Secret Service Dog Dies in Line of Duty

On Saturday, a secret service Belgian Malinois died while working to protect Vice President Biden in New Orleans. They were doing an explosives sweep of the parking garage adjacent to the Ritz-Carlton when the dog fell from the sixth floor to his death. » 1/28/13 9:30am 1/28/13 9:30am

Colombian Prostitutes More Addictive Than Colombian Cocaine for U.S.…

Cocaine is so 80's. If you're a US government official, there's a new habit-forming hotness to emerge from the country of Colombia: prostitutes. At least, that's what's to be believed in light of the latest report that Drug Enforcement Administration officials habitually made Colombian poontang pit stops while… » 5/22/12 12:30pm 5/22/12 12:30pm

Colombian Prostitute From the Secret Service Scandal Calls the Agents…

Dania Londono Suarez, one of the prostitutes who was involved with the Secret Service agents during their now infamous trip to Cartagena, has come forward to tell her side of the story to the media. The scandal that resulted in nine agents being fired—and worse, being called "knuckleheads" by President Obama—was… » 5/06/12 9:50pm 5/06/12 9:50pm

Secret Service Agent Runs Down a Grandmother in Brooklyn

It seems like just yesterday the Secret Service was pretty much unanimously associated with saving the day, but now the agency is finding that when it rains bad news, it pours. First came the prostitution scandal in Colombia, perhaps the first-ever challenge to our general idea that Secret Service members are totally… » 5/04/12 12:05pm 5/04/12 12:05pm

State Department Kids Treated to Educational Lecture About Hookers

The Secret Service's failure to be serviced in secret is now the hottest topic in DC area elementary schools after yesterday's ill-advised Take Your Child to Work Day at the US State Department. The State Department just so happens to be investigating a certain Secret Service for having certain sex with certain… » 4/27/12 4:20pm 4/27/12 4:20pm

Uh Oh, There's Probably Another Secret Service Hooker Scandal

It seems that Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano spoke too soon when she told lawmakers yesterday that the Secret Service Colombian prostitution scandal was a totally isolated incident. » 4/26/12 6:45pm 4/26/12 6:45pm

Secret Service Fires Three More Agents as Obama Calls Them…

The Secret Service announced tonight that it has fired three more of the agents involved in the now infamous prostitution scandal. Two of the agents are technically resigning, but a third is appealing his removal—boy, that takes some serious bravado. Two other agents have been cleared of wrongdoing, but will… » 4/24/12 9:15pm 4/24/12 9:15pm

Spirit Airlines Pulls Horribly Offensive Colombian Hookers Parody Ad

You'd think after Spirit Airlines' past year — snagging a spot in Consumerist's ‘Worst Company in America' bracket, receiving widespread criticism for majorly failing to respond to an alleged sexual assault complaint, etc — the company might have wanted to, shall we say, "fly" under the radar for awhile. Apparently… » 4/23/12 7:30pm 4/23/12 7:30pm

Paula Reid Was Just the Woman to Weed the Secret Service’s Sex Garden

When the call came in that a prostitute had created a disturbance in a Cartagena hotel after a Secret Service agent refused to pay her, Paula Reid, recently promoted to the head of the Miami office and in Colombia preparing for the Presiden't arrival, had to deal with what would quickly become one of the Secret… » 4/22/12 4:00pm 4/22/12 4:00pm

Prostitute-Sexing Secret Service Agent Publicly Perved on Sarah Palin

One of the supervising Secret Service agents who resigned under pressure after partaking of prostitutes during a trip to Colombia has been identified. And, predictably, the sort of guy who would cheat on his wife with a Colombian hooker is exactly the sort of guy who would post photos of himself checking out Sarah… » 4/20/12 5:20pm 4/20/12 5:20pm

The Secret Service Prostitution Scandal Is Looking Pretty Bad

The widening Secret Service prostitution scandal, which former Washington Post reporter and author of a whole fancy Secret Service book Ronald Kessler called yesterday "the biggest scandal in Secret Service history," is quickly becoming a lesson in how not kick off a weekend of international diplomacy. It's also… » 4/15/12 11:30am 4/15/12 11:30am