Texas Trying to Secede from Union, Austin Trying to Secede from Texas

Now that the election is over and the cry babies have had their temper tantrums, they're now starting to regroup. Or maybe they're actually still in the midst of a collective nervous breakdown? Who can tell with these right wing ding dongs? Their first order of business is not taking a good hard look at themselves… » 11/14/12 12:55pm 11/14/12 12:55pm

Chuck Norris Falls Victim To Pathetic Political Pandemic

Today, Gawker's Alex Pareene and I mourn the passing of American action star Chuck Norris's brain, which has been infected with and ravaged by a scary sickness. R.I.P. Chuck! In happier news: Did we mention it's President Obama's birthday today? » 8/04/09 10:00am 8/04/09 10:00am

Chuck Norris Brings The Crazy; Obama Brings The Change

I actually sort of missed Chuck Norris' political punditry after he disappeared from the scene last year, but it turns out Chuck only went away to redouble his efforts at making the news cycles awesome. » 3/10/09 10:00am 3/10/09 10:00am