​Polaris Prize-Winning Throat Singer Thinks You Should Eat More Seal

Tanya Tagaq is one badass woman. The Inuk singer who hails from the Cambridge Bay in Nunavut just won the $30K Polaris Music Prize, Canada's annual award for the best full-length album (basically Canada's Mercury Prize) for her latest release, Animism. She beat out Arcade Fire, Timber Timbre, Shad, Drake, Mac… »9/23/14 7:00pm9/23/14 7:00pm

Cranky Cape Cod Fishermen Want to Cull the Resurgent Seal Population

I’m not going to sugarcoat this for you. We’re all adults, and we should be able to deal with upsetting revelations with the dignity decorum demands of us. Okay, here it goes: some people are so annoyed with the resurgent gray seal population around Cape Cod that they’ve suggested culling the population, i.e.… »8/17/13 1:00pm8/17/13 1:00pm

Forget Goats, These Seals Yelling Like Humans Are Fucking Awesome

WILMMMAAAA!!!! If you think these guys aren't channeling an entire generation of yelling husbands from the 50s, you're a liar. Also, the "hi" guy starting at 1:37 is my favorite seal-person of all time. And we've got a straight-up PeeWee Herman at 2:08. And one of them sounds like Steve Carrell in The 40 Year Old… »3/11/13 11:30pm3/11/13 11:30pm