Dear God, The Longest Ride Trailer Is Peak Nicholas Sparks


It's that time of the year again, when the earth begins to prepare itself for the next installment of Nicholas Sparks' borderline oppressive young-hot-love-but-will-they-make-it? stories. He really stepped their game up this time because The Longest Ride features not one, but two whole terrible romances in two… » 12/23/14 6:40pm Tuesday 6:40pm

Is the Bruise on Miley Cyrus's Butt Shaped Like a Horse!? YOU DECIDE!

So...are we there? Is this it? Have we reached it? Is analyzing the shape of Miley Cyrus's butt bruise the nadir (OR APEX) of absolutely bonkers auto-proctological online Miley reportage? I'm not sure. I THINK WE CAN GO EVEN DEEPER, GUYS. I BELIEVE IN US. Personally, I don't see the horse thing—I think the bruise… » 3/20/14 8:00pm 3/20/14 8:00pm

Alyson Hannigan Stretched Once and Now She's Anorexic Because Tabloids


The latest lie-turd that Star Magazine's pinched off involves Alyson Hannigan "starving herself" down to 98 pounds. Says an "insider" (a crazed and jealous Alexis Denishof fan? A bitter Buffy extra?): "Alyson has become extremely strict with her diet in recent months. Her weight has become her obsession: She exercises… » 9/26/13 9:00am 9/26/13 9:00am