Is the Bruise on Miley Cyrus's Butt Shaped Like a Horse!? YOU DECIDE!

So...are we there? Is this it? Have we reached it? Is analyzing the shape of Miley Cyrus's butt bruise the nadir (OR APEX) of absolutely bonkers auto-proctological online Miley reportage? I'm not sure. I THINK WE CAN GO EVEN DEEPER, GUYS. I BELIEVE IN US. Personally, I don't see the horse thing—I think the bruise… » 3/20/14 8:00pm 3/20/14 8:00pm

Alyson Hannigan Stretched Once and Now She's Anorexic Because Tabloids

The latest lie-turd that Star Magazine's pinched off involves Alyson Hannigan "starving herself" down to 98 pounds. Says an "insider" (a crazed and jealous Alexis Denishof fan? A bitter Buffy extra?): "Alyson has become extremely strict with her diet in recent months. Her weight has become her obsession: She exercises… » 9/26/13 9:00am 9/26/13 9:00am