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dirt bag
Scott Baio Is 46 & Married
- Scott Baio tied the knot with longtime girlfriend Renee Sloan Saturday in L.A. The couple have a newborn daughter. Good luck, kids! [People]
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important holidays
So Give It Up, Why Are We Still Single?
It is Unmarried & Single Americans Week, and as it happens, it is also my birthday this week, which will commemorate another year I have lived on this earth as an unmarried & single person, along with every one of my fellow Jezebels (though Anna is sort of spoken for.) I have little hope of changing this status, for as anyone who is single will tell you, singledom is a self-perpetuating state that builds upon itself, like a "cycle" of violence, or the welfare state, or addiction, or depression; in fact, all of those things are probably related. When you're single, everyone you know is single; friends who marry drop away from your circle of drinking partners — and if they don't, they'll probably regain their singledom before long — and what's more, everyone you know is so highly preferable to anyone you would actually be allowed to date, and you couldn't date anyone you know, because it would be weird, and besides, last time that happened it totally ruined your friendship for a couple of weeks.
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dumb studies
If Scott Baio And Liza Minnelli Had Great Sex, Is There Any Sense To Be Made Of The World?
Our friend John told us the other day that all men know, within five seconds whether they'd do a girl, whether they'd date her and whether they would want to meet her mom. And a new scientific study on German speed-daters from the University of Shit We Didn't Need The Scientific Method To Help Us With says he is basically right! Additionally, women tend to be "pickier," and less likely to pick mates based on superficial attractiveness, because at the end of the day, we womyn are looking for someone who won't leave us. Fascinating! And on any normal day, we'd be content to leave it at that. But we just read a partial transcript of reality TV phenomenon Scott Baio's recent interview with Howard Stern, which reminded us that such generalizations do not convey the full, rich story in all of its eye-opening nuance:Scott admitted that he'd banged "less attractive" chicks because it was his way of "giving back."
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Angelina Jolie: A Jealous Bitch Just Like The Rest Of Us
- We find it hard to believe that Angelina Jolie is in any way threatened by her man Brad's ex, but a source tells 'Page Six' that that's precisely the case, making Angelina, sadly, a little more like us mere mortals. [PageSix]
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