Tila Tequila Is Still A Lesbian, Still Oversharing

Today in Tweet Beat, Tila Tequila says she is a lesbian, but might be in love with her baby daddy, Talib Kweli reads Catcher in the Rye, and Amy Winehouse watches Glee. More »

Ashley Dupre Is Staying At The Playboy Mansion

Today in Tweet Beat, Hef alerts followers of his latest house guest, Bow Wow is sick of comparisons to Malcom X, and Oprah gets puppies for her birthday.

Scott Baio Continues Being Defensive, After Being Offensive

Today in Tweet Beat, Scott Baio is still listing reasons that he's not racist, Sarah Palin is pumped for tomorrow's pro-life march on DC, and Barbara Walters and Donald Trump are Lady Gaga fans. More »

Scott Baio Slammed On Twitter After Mocking Michelle Obama

Today in Tweet Beat, Scott Baio gets berated by followers after posting a picture of Michelle Obama making fun of her appearance (it's okay though - he has black friends!). Also, Elizabeth Banks gets mistaken for Chelsea Handler. More »

Celebs Continue To Mourn Brittany Murphy; Moby's Neighbors Smoke Crack

Today in Tweet Beat, Ashton Kutcher, Kathy Najimy, Rose McGowan and many more express their grief on Twitter, Moby lives next door to crackheads, and Michael Lohan opened an official account on the advice of his attorney. More »

Scott Baio's Opinions Continue To Suck

Today in Tweet Beat, Scott Baio hates on Lady GaGa, Kate Major says she knows Jon Gosselin is a good person, and Lisa Rinna posts a picture sans makeup. More »

Kirstie Alley's Weight Loss Goal Is Awfully Ambitious

Today in Tweet Beat, Kirstie Alley is still hung up on publicly losing weight, Holly Madison learns a lesson, and Kathy Najimy learns to spin fire. More »

Speidi Dress As Jon & Kate For Halloween

Today in Tweet Beat, Tila Tequila is pleasantly surprised that her breasts can help others, Intervention's Ken Seeley tries hitting up Paris Hilton for some new clients, and Kim Zolciak believes she's being sabotaged. More »

Levi Johnston Tweets About His "Wang"

Today in Tweet Beat, Levi Johnston contemplates how much his wiener is worth, Scott Baio brags about his pro-life bona fides, and Kirstie Alley defends Scientology. More »

Is Yoko Ono Talking About Vaginas?

Today in Tweet Beat, Yoko Ono proposes a positive body image exercise, Kate Major is happy that Jon Gosselin is being sued, and Scott Baio announces that he is both a Republican and a friend of Glenn Beck. More »

So Give It Up, Why Are We Still Single?

It is Unmarried & Single Americans Week, and as it happens, it is also my birthday this week, which will commemorate another year I have lived on this earth as an unmarried & single person, along with every one of my fellow Jezebels (though Anna is sort of spoken for.) I have little hope of changing this status, for as anyone who is single will tell you, singledom is a self-perpetuating state that builds upon itself, like a "cycle" of violence, or the welfare state, or addiction, or depression; in fact, all of those things are probably related. When you're single, everyone you know is single; friends who marry drop away from your circle of drinking partners — and if they don't, they'll probably regain their singledom before long — and what's more, everyone you know is so highly preferable to anyone you would actually be allowed to date, and you couldn't date anyone you know, because it would be weird, and besides, last time that happened it totally ruined your friendship for a couple of weeks. More »