Like a very large succulent plant, Scott Baio requires attention every once in a while—whether he’s telling liberal snowflakes to “grow the blank up” and quit with “all of your antics of Russia,” or coldly speculating that his former Happy Days costar Erin Moran died of a drug addiction and remembering her as an…
Kellyanne Conway celebrated Donald Trump’s inauguration by punching a man in the face, says a Fox News Business correspondent who claims he saw the whole thing go down. The White House has so far declined to respond to requests for comment.
Trump fanboy Scott Baio, whose wife Renee once referred to the staff of Jezebel as “lesbian shitasses” and who retweeted a comment about my pubes four months ago, would like everybody to please be a little bit more mature about the results of the election!
I understand that you likely have no interest in reading about Scott Baio but this is really something: Nancy Mack, the wife of Red Hot Chili Peppers drummer Chad Smith allegedly attacked him outside of an elementary school function because he’s a Trump supporter.
Between Two Ferns has been resurrected for the first time since 2014 to host Hillary Clinton, who tried out her best deadpan as Galifianakis asked her a series of uncomfortable questions. It was okay!
Welcome to ConBag, a daily roundup of gossip from the Republican National Convention, which we are attending for four very long days.
Eighties sitcom star and whinging conservative Scott Baio has kept up a pretty full schedule since his wife Renee Baio called Jezebel staffers “lesbian shitasses” back in 2010.
There is now proof that “one is the loneliest number,” and you can find it on Justin Bieber’s Instagram.
The Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards — which held its 26th annual event yesterday in Los Angeles — has got to be the most enjoyable awards show ever. From the bright, youthful clothes to the slime, celebrities actually look like they're having fun. Kristen Stewart smiles. It's that awesome. You cannot look at these…
Blorp. Another day, another allegation that adult man and Elmo puppeteer Kevin Clash met a 16-year-old boy on a sexy chat line and underagedly sexed him up. I'm starting to feel like Kevin-Clash-underage-sex-allegations are going to become a monthly occurrence and I can begin charting my menses by them like the new…
It's hard to believe, but it's only been six weeks since Whitney Houston was found dead in her hotel room. Today the Los Angeles County Coroner's office finally released its initial autopsy report, and the depressing results showed that she used cocaine right before she drowned, and she also had heart disease. Oh,…
On today's Tweet Beat, Scott Baio's wife joins Twitter (but does she still think that we're lesbian shit asses?), Ana Gasteyer seeks to get verified, Camille Grammar is reading up on neurolinguistic programming and some great ladies are supporting Planned Parenthood
Recently, I learned that someone had given a paper at MIT on Scott Baio's Twitter beef with this very site.
Here are a few things that the Internet loves: Fucking; Photoshop, fast food; Cats. Itself. And sexism, too! We had it all this year. Check out the most-read stories of the year and you'll see what we mean.
Admit it: sometime, against your better judgment, you root for a celebrity. And then they release a single. Or a racial slur. Or a political endorsement. Or a comment about homeless people's style acumen. And ladies? That's a dealbreaker.
It's been a rough week for Scott Baio: paying taxes, dealing with nasty websites, supervising his wife's homophobic Facebook updates. He just wants everyone to really understand him, and so we're ready to let Team Baio step forward.