The Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards — which held its 26th annual event yesterday in Los Angeles — has got to be the most enjoyable awards show ever. From the bright, youthful clothes to the slime, celebrities actually look like they're having fun. Kristen Stewart smiles. It's that awesome. You cannot look at these…

Blorp. Another day, another allegation that adult man and Elmo puppeteer Kevin Clash met a 16-year-old boy on a sexy chat line and underagedly sexed him up. I'm starting to feel like Kevin-Clash-underage-sex-allegations are going to become a monthly occurrence and I can begin charting my menses by them like the new…

It's hard to believe, but it's only been six weeks since Whitney Houston was found dead in her hotel room. Today the Los Angeles County Coroner's office finally released its initial autopsy report, and the depressing results showed that she used cocaine right before she drowned, and she also had heart disease. Oh,…

On today's Tweet Beat, Scott Baio's wife joins Twitter (but does she still think that we're lesbian shit asses?), Ana Gasteyer seeks to get verified, Camille Grammar is reading up on neurolinguistic programming and some great ladies are supporting Planned Parenthood

Recently, I learned that someone had given a paper at MIT on Scott Baio's Twitter beef with this very site.

Here are a few things that the Internet loves: Fucking; Photoshop, fast food; Cats. Itself. And sexism, too! We had it all this year. Check out the most-read stories of the year and you'll see what we mean.

• Richie Sambora's latest collection for his line White Trash Beautiful, includes this snake-print "zip-crotch leotard," perfect for lounging. [Vogue UK]
• Gary Coleman was planning a children's clothing line when he died, allegedly. Sounds like a project for Scott Baio! [Radaronline]

All we know is, it contains more class in its piss than all of us together. As well as banana peppers stuffed with provolone and prosciutto. [NYM, Earlier.]

Admit it: sometime, against your better judgment, you root for a celebrity. And then they release a single. Or a racial slur. Or a political endorsement. Or a comment about homeless people's style acumen. And ladies? That's a dealbreaker.

Oh, and the story will be televised on BBC3's Bizarre ER next Monday. Says one Jezebel staffer: "This is terrible, but part of me wishes it had been Scott Baio." [Mirror via Tabloid Prodigy]

It's been a rough week for Scott Baio: paying taxes, dealing with nasty websites, supervising his wife's homophobic Facebook updates. He just wants everyone to really understand him, and so we're ready to let Team Baio step forward.

Today in Tweet Beat, Spencer and Perez got at it, reminiscent of when I watched two fighting rats rip one another's limbs off on the subway tracks—it was disgusting, but helped pass the time till my train came.

Not really, but in the February issue of Psychology Today, Jeff Pearlman writes: "Despite official recognition in the DSM, those with hypochondriasis are often treated with the respect and seriousness of a Scott Baio film festival." Scans after the jump!

Fashion can be tough, especially when you're an internet troll crawling up angry Scott Baio's butt. But fear not: For $24, Urban Outfitters' exceptionally well-timed Scott Baio retro t-shirt is perfect for "lesbian shitasses" everywhere. [UO, Earlier]

• ABC is developing a daytime talk show for Tori Spelling.

Scott Baio has had some issues of late. He's mad. Mad at liberals, mad at uninformed fans, and really mad at the Internet. Crazy mad. But a recent history of Baio's insanity reveals that his fall was all but inevitable.

• A new photo of Sandra Bullock has "surfaced," and in it, she is not wearing a wedding ring.

Scott Baio has been having some Internet troubles lately. And now his wife Renee is taking to the web to fight cunty "lesbos." How did it come to this?!