The Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards — which held its 26th annual event yesterday in Los Angeles — has got to be the most enjoyable awards show ever. From the bright, youthful clothes to the slime, celebrities actually look like they're having fun. Kristen Stewart smiles. It's that awesome. You cannot look at these…
Blorp. Another day, another allegation that adult man and Elmo puppeteer Kevin Clash met a 16-year-old boy on a sexy chat line and underagedly sexed him up. I'm starting to feel like Kevin-Clash-underage-sex-allegations are going to become a monthly occurrence and I can begin charting my menses by them like the new…
It's hard to believe, but it's only been six weeks since Whitney Houston was found dead in her hotel room. Today the Los Angeles County Coroner's office finally released its initial autopsy report, and the depressing results showed that she used cocaine right before she drowned, and she also had heart disease. Oh,…
On today's Tweet Beat, Scott Baio's wife joins Twitter (but does she still think that we're lesbian shit asses?), Ana Gasteyer seeks to get verified, Camille Grammar is reading up on neurolinguistic programming and some great ladies are supporting Planned Parenthood
Recently, I learned that someone had given a paper at MIT on Scott Baio's Twitter beef with this very site.
Here are a few things that the Internet loves: Fucking; Photoshop, fast food; Cats. Itself. And sexism, too! We had it all this year. Check out the most-read stories of the year and you'll see what we mean.
Admit it: sometime, against your better judgment, you root for a celebrity. And then they release a single. Or a racial slur. Or a political endorsement. Or a comment about homeless people's style acumen. And ladies? That's a dealbreaker.
It's been a rough week for Scott Baio: paying taxes, dealing with nasty websites, supervising his wife's homophobic Facebook updates. He just wants everyone to really understand him, and so we're ready to let Team Baio step forward.
Today in Tweet Beat, Spencer and Perez got at it, reminiscent of when I watched two fighting rats rip one another's limbs off on the subway tracks—it was disgusting, but helped pass the time till my train came.
- ABC is developing a daytime talk show for Tori Spelling.
Scott Baio has had some issues of late. He's mad. Mad at liberals, mad at uninformed fans, and really mad at the Internet. Crazy mad. But a recent history of Baio's insanity reveals that his fall was all but inevitable.
- A new photo of Sandra Bullock has "surfaced," and in it, she is not wearing a wedding ring.
Scott Baio has been having some Internet troubles lately. And now his wife Renee is taking to the web to fight cunty "lesbos." How did it come to this?!
Today in Tweet Beat, Scott Baio tells us (in Italian) that "the broom and dustpan are in the closet." We think he's either calling us witches or imploring us to clean something. Plus, the Kardashians have written a book.