What Does Scott Baio's Sandwich Taste Like?

All we know is, it contains more class in its piss than all of us together. As well as banana peppers stuffed with provolone and prosciutto. [NYM, Earlier.] » 6/07/10 3:40pm 6/07/10 3:40pm

Rolled Up Donny Osmond Poster Found In Fan's Vagina

Oh, and the story will be televised on BBC3's Bizarre ER next Monday. Says one Jezebel staffer: "This is terrible, but part of me wishes it had been Scott Baio." [Mirror via Tabloid Prodigy] » 5/06/10 1:30pm 5/06/10 1:30pm

Spencer Pratt Engages Perez Hilton In A Twitter War; Plus More Scott…

Today in Tweet Beat, Spencer and Perez got at it, reminiscent of when I watched two fighting rats rip one another's limbs off on the subway tracks—it was disgusting, but helped pass the time till my train came. » 4/21/10 8:00pm 4/21/10 8:00pm

Psychology Today Diagnoses Scott Baio

Not really, but in the February issue of Psychology Today, Jeff Pearlman writes: "Despite official recognition in the DSM, those with hypochondriasis are often treated with the respect and seriousness of a Scott Baio film festival." Scans after the jump! » 4/21/10 12:20pm 4/21/10 12:20pm

Scott Baio's Online Meltdown: A Complete Timeline

Scott Baio has had some issues of late. He's mad. Mad at liberals, mad at uninformed fans, and really mad at the Internet. Crazy mad. But a recent history of Baio's insanity reveals that his fall was all but inevitable. » 4/20/10 3:40pm 4/20/10 3:40pm

Baio Continues Campaign Against Lesbian Shitasses; Carrey Continues…

Today in Tweet Beat, Scott Baio says his wife—who, don't forget, also has black friends—is exercising freedom of speech when using "lesbian" pejoratively. Plus, Stephanie Pratt is now speaking in a British accent. » 4/19/10 8:00pm 4/19/10 8:00pm

"You Lesbian Shitasses": Scott Baio's Wife Rants On Facebook (Updates)

Scott Baio has been having some Internet troubles lately. And now his wife Renee is taking to the web to fight cunty "lesbos." How did it come to this?! » 4/19/10 3:20pm 4/19/10 3:20pm