Flipping through the September magazines, you may come upon a four-page ad for Mariah Carey's fragrance collection, Lollipop Bling. A heavily Photoshopped MC floats on a pink cloud, in a sky strewn with clip-art-esque butterflies and candy. Wait, there's more!
And not just Rachel-Zoe-literally, either! This new perfume is designed to boost your sense of self:
This ad was on the sidebar of some site I was reading a little while ago. It says "Fishy vaginal smell: Relax. Take a deep breath." No thank you! I'd rather hold my nose. [RightHealth]
When we first discovered the fragrance Vulva, the "beguiling vaginal scent," we thought it was some sort of weird German art project. But no! It's a legit business that bottles pussy stank in those '80s Less Than Zero cocaine vials and calls itself not a perfume but a "smelling substance for your own pleasure." The…