The trailer for the much-anticipated directoral debut of Joseph Gordon-Levitt has hit the web and it's a doozy, featuring Gordon-Levitt as "a strong, handsome, good old fashioned guy" who just happens to have a mild porn addiction. Bring. It. On.

This probably won't last much longer than the flattened Zebra Cake in my purse, but Rihanna and Chris Brown have broken up once again, shortly after he was photographed holding the hand of a 22-year-old blonde waitress named Keisha Kimball at Da Club last Saturday.

Woot! After a five-month leave of absence to undergo a bone marrow transplant for a rare blood disorder, Robin Roberts has returned to Good Morning America, opening with: "I have been waiting 174 days to say this: 'Good Morning America." She added: "I keep pinching myself and I realize this is real. This is actually…

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I love Scarlett Johansson because she speaks her mind, and it seems she's very savvy about the Hollywood machine. Plus, like every woman around my age ever, I feel like she and Thora Birch embodied teenage me in Ghost World. I don't care that they were cuter or much more clever, they were me, and I know you feel the…

OK! Magazine, which obviously rivals the Washington Post and the New Yorker in terms of quality, accuracy and general class JUST KIDDING it's basically toilet paper, reports that Brangelina are getting matching tattoos when they get married. However!

Man, my Windsor-swoony eighth-grade self would be thrilled that Prince William is kind of turning out to be an awesome husband. Rather than spending Christmas in the Palace as per royal custom, Wills and K8 Middleton are breaking with royal tradition and spending Christmas at her family's house in the whimsically-named …

For reasons that escape me, Christina Milian has inserted herself into the whole Chris Brown/Rihanna are-they-or-aren't-they bore-nado (that's like a tornado but boring, OKAY???) and told Wendy Williams that Brown is still dating his ex Karrueche Tran. For her part, Rihanna appears to have confirmed her singleness on…

Poor Al Roker was sick with laryngitis on this morning's Today Show and, having lost his voice, needed a little help doing the weather. A charmingly eager Scarlett Johansson was more than willing to add a jazz hand.

Jada Pinkett Smith used Facebook to perform an awesome smackdown on people who have been trolling the parental implications of the ever-changing short hairstyle of 12-year-old Willow Smith: