It's hard to argue that Jennifer Lawrence and Scarlett Johannson are not attractive women (although, Scar-Jo's acting leaves something to be desired), but some people are not content to draw the line there. And one person, possibly an entire team, have engineered a mashup of the two, producing what's being hailed as…

Ahh, this weekend is over. On the bright side, we can put whatever craziness went down behind us and start fresh tomorrow. Do you have any exciting plans for this week? Are your final Halloween costume preparations under way? Wherever this week takes you, carry the vision of a very tiny Scarlett Johannson…

• Scarlett Johansson, GQ's Babe Of The Year, and Ryan Reynolds, People's Sexiest Man Alive, may be having relationship "troubles."

[New York, June 15. Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

[New York, January 24. Image via Splash.]

• Forbes has released the top-earning celebrities over 50, and Oprah is at number one! To put things in perspective, Forbes' Lauren Streib writes:

• Reports are emerging that, on June 26, Angelina Jolie made an un-publicized, under-the-radar trip to visit wounded soldiers at Walter Reed Army Medical Center.

• Amy Winehouse was hospitalized for dehydration after she "fainted after being out in the sun and without drinking water. She has been taking part in a lot of activities which also played a part."[TheSun]

How can some of the world's chicest ladies - Scarlett, Freida, Eva, Kate, Anna - look so uniformly awful? I mean, I know it's Milan Fashion Week, but this isn't conceptual...it's nightmarish.

Inside the April issue of Vanity Fair, Jonah Hill, Seth Rogen, Jason Segel and Paul Rudd spoof a 2006 cover with Tom Ford, Keira Knightley and Scarlett Johansson. But with bodysuits. What a cop-out.

• So, why was Lithuanian-born model Auguste Abeliunate crying on the Jil Sander runway? Was it Raf Simons' severe, Germanic threads? Sander's in denial: "No model was crying on the runway!" says a rep. [WSJ]

• Guy Richie and Madonna have agreed to put their custody battle aside for one day in order to spend Christmas at Richie's estate, so that their children can spend the holiday with both parents. [DailyMail]

• A reporter from Us magazine tried to interview Scarlett Johansson after her appearance on the Today show, but Scarlett was all, "You have got to be kidding me after that [plastic surgery] cover you did." Oh, snap! [Gatecrasher]
  
• Christina Aguilera on son Max: "When he's breast-feeding, I just sit there and stare at…

• PETA will be protesting outside of Nicole Miller's Fashion Week show because of her use of fur. And in a (failed) preemptive strike, Miller has issued a statement promising that only 12 of 150,000 pieces to be manufactured from the Spring/Summer 2008 collection being shown will contain fur trim. She also promises to…