I’d recommend not looking up “daddy discourse” on Twitter. Don’t. Doooooon’t.
Ethiopian steeplechaser Etenesh Diro did not let a liberated shoe keep her from advancing to the next round of the women’s 3,000m steeplechase, and neither should you! From Yahoo Sports:
One year ago, Yusra Mardini saved a boat filled with Syrian refugees—herself among them—in the Mediterranean Sea by diving into the water and helping to push the stalled, overcrowded watercraft to shore. Now, the 18-year-old swimmer is competing in Rio on the Olympic Refugee Team.
The question isn’t why Carmelo Anthony has no interest in singing Vanessa Carlton’s 2002 hit A Thousand Miles. It’s why everyone else is so damn into it. Were all the other songs already taken? Did Dirrty call out sick?
No, it’s not a pile of organs freshly harvested from the bodies of innocents. They’re Red Velvet Cake Croissants, and I despise them.
Of all the excellent, affordable, independently-owned eateries in New York City, Governor Mike Pence decided to celebrate his selection as Trump’s running mate by taking his family to a fuckin’ Chili’s.
I looked and looked and looked and looked to find something lighthearted to post for tonight’s SNS, but god damn it internet, you are a bleak wasteland today, you know that? Even the animals are tinged with sadness. (WHY WON’T YOU PLAY, CAT, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?)
While the song itself settles upon my ears like dozens of tiny, freshly sharpened knives, the new video for Fergie’s MILF $ is a creation entirely unto itself. I’ve discovered that it’s best enjoyed muted, overlaid instead with “Guillotine (It goes Yah)” by Death Grips. I swear to god it lines up perfectly: Jarring…
Jenny Lewis recently joined forces with Au Revoir Simone’s Erika Forster and The Like’s Tennessee Thomas to form the super group “Nice as Fuck.” Their self-titled debut album dropped yesterday, and it sounds like ice cream tastes. Eat it here.
It appears to just be his top half, but still, this is a very large Bernie Sanders doll.
Hello everyone, it’s a “Sunday Night Social: Special Edition!” post just for you!
“I am what I am.”
It’s been a rough week, fam. Revel in the love of a gentle man in a sweater who likes you exactly as you are.
We’re all Johnny Weir’s magical horse, galloping into a cloud of dreams.
I just yelled at my cat, “Get out of here!” because he walked between me and the monitor.
Watch someone take the most incredible selfie of their life in slow motion.
If I were a male lion, I would honestly love to roll in a field during the sunset celebrating each other’s strength. This picture is genuinely romantic.
Make up tutorial time! Celebrity stylist Michael Ashton will show you how to look like Adele, like that’s even possible.
This year, Pope Francis officially decreed that he’d be touching some lady feet on Holy Thursday.
Look in your pants to make sure this kitty didn’t get there first.