Hello, Jezzies. Here’s a Vine featuring Jeff Goldblum; likely the only thing on the Internet worthy of your admiration. Jeff Goldblum’s commitment to this performance can’t even be interrupted with Hemsworth the Younger, who appears to be lurking in the background.
Hello Jezzies! Today is my last SNS with you lovely people, as I must now board my spaceship and journey back to my home planet. It has been a BLAST hosting this open thread for the past 9 months and I shall miss spending my nights and weekends reporting all the juicy news.
“Funny” hoverboard videos are more and more common these days, but this particular one is new.
Broad City’s Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer appeared on The Tonight Show to play a fun little game called “Spin the Microphone” with Jimmy Fallon and Tyler Perry. It’s similar to “Spin the Bottle,” but instead of someone having to french Tyler Perry, the person the mic lands on has to sing a random popular song.
For people in need of some sort of New Year’s cleanse but don’t want to resort to drinking liquified twigs, here’s one you might want to try out. It’s a cleanse consisting entirely of eating tacos.
Channing Tatum made an appearance on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon to promote his upcoming film, The Hateful Eight, as well as kick Fallon’s ass during a game of Egg Russian Roulette. I presumed this game involved some sort of Cool Hand Luke-inspired, egg-eating marathon, but it actually consists of each…
Lest you forget, Miley Cyrus has an incredible set of pipes. Here she is serenading us with a rendition of “Silent Night.”
The one thing you’ve never known you’ve always wanted actually exists, and is readily available on Etsy. Golden Girls-themed granny panties!
Today, we are wishing a very Happy Birthday to Björk Guðmundsdóttir! In a world of designer impostors and copycats, Björk has remained one of the TRUE weirdos of the world.
Weed lovers, rejoice. Snoop Dogg has finally launched his own line of weed products called Leafs by Snoop. Along with 8 different strains of flower, there’s an edibles section called “Dogg Treats,” because, well, of course there is! It has gummies, fruit chews, peanut butter gems and fancy-looking artisan chocolate.…
Guess what, someone out there made a cake in the likeness of Prince George. I am simultaneously creeped out and impressed.
Happy Halloween everyone! Whether you’ll be off to run amok in the streets during this spooky night or at home watching scary movies and drinking pumpkin beer, enjoy this frightening story from Uproxx of one man and his quest to eat 12 pounds of Halloween candy, from Jezebel’s very own Mark Shrayber.
Hello world. Tonight’s SNS is being hosted by Justin Theroux’s earring. People Stylewatch reports this is a cool new look, but I have some other accessory-related ideas to help Justin look edgy and hip in a post-Aniston world.
Get your cowbell ready, because some hardcore Will Ferrell fans decided to open up a themed bar in his honor. Stay Classy, New York, a new drinking spot on the Lower East Side, will feature artisan cocktails inspired by Ferrell’s most famous characters, reports Gothamist.
Grab some tissues because this SNS is going to make your eyes sweat. This past August, a golden retriever named Fergus was one of the first known victims in a series of acid attacks against dogs. He endured several surgeries for a third-degree burn along his back. The good news is, Fergus is doing well in his recovery…
Just in time for Halloween, Burger King is bringing over its infamous black burger to the United States. Get ready for your Instagram feed to be flooded with photos of these gothic buns.
Let’s kick tonight off with a personal anthem of mine. A little tune to get you pumped up for a very special Saturday night, whether it involves eating a bowl of cheese and putting on a snail mucus mask, or an adventure that may result in one of your shoes being left in a gutter.
A small child completely freaks out after noticing a dark, shady figure following her. It’s her own shadow! We can all relate to this little girl, can’t we? We can all be fearful of our own selves, sometimes. Think about that for a minute.