EPA Employees Use Taxpayer Dollars To Construct Super Cool 'Man Cave'

Environmental Protection Agency warehouse workers — who are employed by a private contractor, Apex — have recently come under fire for using taxpayer money in order to secretly construct a huge "man cave" in the agency's Washington, D.C. headquarters. According to the New York Daily News, the "man cave" contained… »6/07/13 6:45pm

Allow Beyoncé to Guide You Through Her Magnificent, Curated Collection

Just in time for summer wedding/funeral/hot-dog-eating-contest/hot-dog-themed funeral/funeral-themed wedding season, our gal Beyonce has "curated" a collection of dresses and accessories over at Rent the Runway. (That sound you hear is a bunch of curatorial studies grad students wailing into the ether.) So, in case… »5/30/13 4:05pm

Personhood Funerals: Because If Life Begins at Conception, Every Tampon Is a Potential Tragedy

The GOP has just agreed that for the next four years, all of the human grown-ups who identify with the party will promote a constitutional amendment that defines life as something that starts at the moment of conception — this means that from the very second an ovum becomes a zygote, that reproductive cell is a full… »8/23/12 12:40pm

CBS Is The Sexiest Network For Watching Sexy People Make Sexy Sex Jokes, Sexually

Finally, the lame "scandalized yet?" tone of CBS's sitcom sex jokes gets a send-up from the Upright Citizens Brigade's Leila Cohan-Miccio and Brandon Lisy. Because when you think "CBS," you definitely think, "intercourse!" CBS ain't no virgin T.V. network. From Two and a Half Men to 2 Broke Girls, that's like four… »3/29/12 6:40pm