Finally, a YouTube Makeup Tutorial That Features Blue M&Ms

YouTube is stuffed to the gills with makeup tutorials, but they're all sort of the same, aren't they? Usually, they feature makeup. Not so with Lucy Cottrell's makeup tutorial satire, which reveals a great secret for looking 10 years younger: smear your face with random crap and cry until people are convinced… » 12/29/13 1:30pm 12/29/13 1:30pm

There's More Where This Disgusting, Hilarious Kleenex Review Came From

Anyone who's ever lived under the same roof with a teenaged boy is familiar with some of the more...awkward facets of that experience. Puberty's hard on everyone, even the bystanders. Which is perhaps why this Amazon review of Kleenex tissues—titled "a mother's struggle"—is currently going viral on Twitter. » 12/20/13 4:30pm 12/20/13 4:30pm

EPA Employees Use Taxpayer Dollars To Construct Super Cool 'Man Cave'

Environmental Protection Agency warehouse workers — who are employed by a private contractor, Apex — have recently come under fire for using taxpayer money in order to secretly construct a huge "man cave" in the agency's Washington, D.C. headquarters. According to the New York Daily News, the "man cave" contained… » 6/07/13 6:45pm 6/07/13 6:45pm

Allow Beyoncé to Guide You Through Her Magnificent, Curated Collection

Just in time for summer wedding/funeral/hot-dog-eating-contest/hot-dog-themed funeral/funeral-themed wedding season, our gal Beyonce has "curated" a collection of dresses and accessories over at Rent the Runway. (That sound you hear is a bunch of curatorial studies grad students wailing into the ether.) So, in case… » 5/30/13 4:05pm 5/30/13 4:05pm

Men Who Rock: Finally, Men Are More than Just a Pretty Face in the…

Seattle alt-weekly The Stranger* created a fucking great piece of feminist satire this week. For their "Men Who Rock!" issue (compiled by Emily Nokes and Bree McKenna of DIY-feminist-pop-punk-rock-whatever band TacocaT), they parodied Rolling Stone's annual lady-rock issue with nudie cheesecake photos and… » 10/03/12 6:15pm 10/03/12 6:15pm

Personhood Funerals: Because If Life Begins at Conception, Every Tampon…

The GOP has just agreed that for the next four years, all of the human grown-ups who identify with the party will promote a constitutional amendment that defines life as something that starts at the moment of conception — this means that from the very second an ovum becomes a zygote, that reproductive cell is a full… » 8/23/12 12:40pm 8/23/12 12:40pm

CBS Is The Sexiest Network For Watching Sexy People Make Sexy Sex…

Finally, the lame "scandalized yet?" tone of CBS's sitcom sex jokes gets a send-up from the Upright Citizens Brigade's Leila Cohan-Miccio and Brandon Lisy. Because when you think "CBS," you definitely think, "intercourse!" CBS ain't no virgin T.V. network. From Two and a Half Men to 2 Broke Girls, that's like four… » 3/29/12 6:40pm 3/29/12 6:40pm

Another Congressional Dumbass Thinks The Onion is Real

A Republican Congressman from Louisiana has become the laughingstock of the internet after posting a story from The Onion to his Facebook wall and then commenting on the sad, sad, evil state of the world. Congressmen: just like us! Or, rather, just like our elderly conservative great uncles who think that an… » 2/06/12 3:45pm 2/06/12 3:45pm