• Lindsay Lohan says she wants people to stop saying she's fighting with Samantha Ronson and "making me out to be this aloof, spoiled, ungrateful and unprofessional person."

In a scene sure to inspire millions of nightmares and dozens of fanfics, Ron Paul appears in Sasha Baron Cohen's Bruno movie... as a potential love interest for the title character.

The celebrities have descended upon Washington, D.C.

• Apparently emboldened by last week's success in Milan, Bruno — aka Sacha Baron Cohen — crashed Stella McCartney today. "With his red thong clearly visible above his jeans, the comedian — who was virtually unrecognisable in a flamboyant leather gilet, with his slicked-down hair dyed blonde and brown — sucked Tampax,…

Sascha Baron Cohen and Will Ferrell will play Sherlock Holmes and Watson, respectively, in an upcoming as-yet-unnamed project. Bet you $5 that we'll see somebody's junk in that film. • Famously drug-addled former child star Tatum O'Neal probably won't do jail time for her crack bust last month. She plead guilty to…

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• So it was Vanessa Minnillo in those Lohan-knife-"sexy"? photos! We thought Minnillo was famous for dating Nick Lachey but apparently she's also famous for being the celebrity interviewer least likely to interview celebrities now that she's a seasoned starfucker. Also, she is one of the very exclusive cadre of…