Sarah Palin: Ahmed Mohamed Is a Terrorist, Probably, Or at Least 'Obstinate' 

While much of the world is charmed by and sympathetic towards Ahmed Mohamed, the Texas ninth-grader handcuffed at school for the crime of building a clock, the Palin family would like you to know they are not amused. Both Bristol Palin and now Mama Bear Sarah have weighed in to say, roughly: “That dang thing looks… »9/21/15 9:10am9/21/15 9:10am

Sarah Palin Has Definitely Not Completely Lost Her Shit

The Iran deal is looking more and more like an inevitability, but that didn’t stop the accord’s opponents from gathering in Washington to protest on Wednesday. Among the rally’s speakers were Donald Trump, his new bromantic partner Ted Cruz, and a Star of David necklace-wearing Sarah Palin, who used to be governor of… »9/10/15 5:30pm9/10/15 5:30pm

Sarah Palin Pretends to Consider Being Donald Trump's Vice President 

Take shelter: Sarah Palin, former governor and current professional bloviator, is “leaving the door open” to becoming Donald Trump’s running mate. Donald Trump has not, that we know of, asked her to be his running mate, but has said in the past that he’d tap her to be part of his blessedly imaginary—for… »8/28/15 12:49pm8/28/15 12:49pm

GOP Pols Condemning Planned Parenthood Supported Fetal Tissue Donation

Recently Planned Parenthood has been entangled in what their president Cecile Richards refers to as a “smear campaign.” Accused of selling fetal parts by way of highly suspect videos from anti-abortion group Center for Medical Progress, Congress has initiated investigations into the organization. Yet some of those… »7/28/15 3:25pm7/28/15 3:25pm

Fox News Isn't Renewing Sarah Palin's Contract, Which Is Too Bad

Politico is reporting that Fox News has not renewed their contract with Governor Sarah Palin, former vice presidential candidate and, as of now, freelance pundit. That’s right. Now she could be anywhere. Check the shower. Check the closet. Does your family have a koi pond? She could be out there in hip-waders, trying… »6/24/15 12:10pm6/24/15 12:10pm

Here's Kerry Washington as Anita Hill in HBO's Confirmation

Kerry Washington, who is playing Anita Hill in the upcoming HBO biopic entitled Confirmation, gave her fans proof in an Instagram on Tuesday. If Game Change, the story of Sarah Palin and John McCain’s presidential and vice presidential election campaign, is any indication, Confirmation will be amazing. »6/16/15 4:30pm6/16/15 4:30pm

Daily Show: Sarah Palin's Iowa Speech Was Actual Goddamn Gibberish

What could be more fun than the lead-up to the Republican presidential primaries, when people like Donald Trump and Sarah Palin make their usual, unintentionally hilarious Running For President noises? But as the Daily Show pointed out last night, Palin's recent speech at the Iowa Freedom Summit crossed into...… »1/27/15 9:50am1/27/15 9:50am

Sarah Palin Won't Go Away, "Seriously Interested" in 2016 Bid 

Republicans have descended en mass on Iowa for something called the "Iowa Freedom Summit" hosted by Rep. Steve King and Citizens United. Usually when these things happen leading members of the GOP descend on the most politically meaningful of the flyover states (sorry Iowa) and say some really crazy shit. Fun person… »1/24/15 12:00pm1/24/15 12:00pm

'Oh Fucking Hell No!': Audio of Bristol Palin's Epic Meltdown

Remember that time that the Palins all got together to look at Russia from their house (and just wave to it a little) and instead of a nice gathering where everyone talked about what a hero Bristol was for abstaining from sex, it turned into a fight with some old man calling her a "cunt" and a "slut"? Here's audio. »10/21/14 9:30pm10/21/14 9:30pm