Watch Sarah Palin Play the Flute for Vladimir Putin

Sarah Palin tried to prove she is not made entirely of cold, frozen elk jerky by appearing on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon in a pretty freaking funny sketch about Vladimir Putin. » 4/03/14 9:40am 4/03/14 9:40am

Sarah Palin is starting a digital video channel called...Rogue TV. It will cost $10 a month to subscribe. "Think of it as a video version of her Facebook page," the source told Capital New York, so expect content like this. Who will pay $10 a month for this? Please internet raise your hand. » 3/14/14 3:20pm 3/14/14 3:20pm

Sarah Palin Attacks Obama Using Awful Version of Green Eggs and Ham

Real life vaudevillian villain (without the mustache) Sarah Palin enthralled the audience at the Conservative Political Action Conference this weekend with a rendition/perversion of well-known liberal Democrat Dr. Suess' beloved book, Green Eggs and Ham. Because I guess whenever Palin hits the stage, all logic goes… » 3/09/14 2:00pm 3/09/14 2:00pm

Seemingly Drunk Alaska Woman Has Angry Thoughts on Obama's 'Mom Jeans'

Sarah Palin — America's drunkest conservative aunt — sat down with Sean Hannity (America's blowhard-iest Irish uncle) recently to talk about Russia's deployment of troops in Ukraine, a situation she warned you liberals and democrats about over four years ago, only to be met with LAUGHTER and MOCKING. (To be fair, it… » 3/04/14 1:10pm 3/04/14 1:10pm

Sarah Palin Remembers Roe v. Wade by Reminding You She's Abortion-Free

One-time government official Sarah Palin is on a roll right now. Fresh off of her choice to celebrate Martin Luther King Day by criticizing President Obama for "playing the race card," she took to her Facebook page to mark the anniversary of Roe v. Wade by pointing out the abortion she didn't but could have had. » 1/22/14 7:45pm 1/22/14 7:45pm

Feral Alaska Woman Sarah Palin Might Not Be Able to Read

Sarah Palin — the lush-haired simpleton who wandered out of the Alaska territory all those years ago and hasn't stopped rambling away in her chripy, feral Nell language since — is doing a lot of talking lately, this time bravely speaking up for Phil Robertson, the Duck Dynasty star who was fired from his own show… » 12/24/13 4:20pm 12/24/13 4:20pm

Perfect: Sarah Palin Is Getting a Show on the Sportsman Channel

Sarah Palin has a new gig, in addition to full-time warrior for Christmas: The Hollywood Reporter says she's getting her own show on the Sportsman Channel. Titled Amazing America with Sarah Palin and set to debut in April, the show is "an anthology of stories that explore some of the most original, interesting – and… » 12/09/13 2:30pm 12/09/13 2:30pm

Jon Stewart Goes After the 'War on Christmas' Bullshit

Strengthen your barricades, ration your goods, and enlist your sons and daughters because there's a war on! Not a real war, but a war on Christmas, you see! Still, it's just as important (no, it's not) and deserves to be taken just as seriously (no, it doesn't) as any real invasion. I mean, the "War on Christmas"… » 12/04/13 3:00pm 12/04/13 3:00pm

Sarah Palin Has Gone Batshit Insane Over the 'War on Christmas'

Sarah Palin, a human angry telephone call from an apoplectic aunt whose opinion you long ago stopped valuing, is BACK (I didn't realize that she'd gone away, otherwise I'd had spent more time cherishing my precious Palin-free days). The former Alaska governor and current Alaska embarrassment's recent media blitz has… » 11/11/13 2:00pm 11/11/13 2:00pm

Republicans Continue to Be Mystified by the Secrets of the Lady Vote

Michele Bachmann's leaving Congress (and, fingers crossed, the planet — we hear Pluto's Senate is too ethical). Sarah Palin still inspires reality TV shows and biopics but not much more. Thus, NBC wonders how the GOP will solve its lady voter problem if these bastions of feminism can't lead the way. Dumb question,… » 6/03/13 3:40pm 6/03/13 3:40pm