Call now to chain a dragon. It only costs pennies — or whatever they use in the Dragon Kingdom (that's where Daenerys lives right?) — per day.

• Lindsay Lohan may be formally found in violation of probation.

• In an exclusive interview, Sandra Bullock tells People that she has filed for divorce from Jesse James and has adopted a three-and-a-half month-old boy, Louis Bardo Bullock, as a single parent.

• Though "sources" recently claimed Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal had broken up, an insider now says, "Jake is planning to pop the question over the holidays and couldn't be more excited."

Lilith Fair is apparently making a comeback next summer, with shows in eighteen cities including New York, LA, and DC. Time for an Alanis Morissette comeback? [NYT]

[Vancouver, September 22. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

Sarah McLachlan's Lilith Fair festival, the concert tour that celebrated female artists while raising money for women's charities, is reportedly going to return in 2010. Which acts do you think will join the tour? [PerezHilton]

Britain's Prince Edward has been accused of striking a dog with a walking stick after photographs surfaced showing the royal holding a stick high in the air and then very close to the dog's head.

• The FBI has "recovered" jewelry given to Anne Hathaway by Raffaello Follieri. Meaning she gave it up. Two Rolex watches, rings, necklaces, and bracelets. There is no value given yet but every time the paperwork says "clear stones" you can bet that they're talking about diamonds. Sigh. [The Smoking Gun]
• Rosie O'Donnell…