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    Sarah Haskins On Bizarre Beauty Contraptions & Why Marketers Don't Get Women

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    11/04/09

    In reply to "As The Internet & TV & Movies All Become One Scary Machine In Your Living Room, It’s Important That We All Have Some Level Of Media Literacy."
    This is cool, but I'm much more interested in the fact that Sarah was apparently on the Rachel Maddow show. How'd I miss that? #sarahhaskins
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    11/04/09

    In reply to "As The Internet & TV & Movies All Become One Scary Machine In Your Living Room, It’s Important That We All Have Some Level Of Media Literacy."
    Please tell me someone else has the Target: Women intro music stuck in his/her head now. I can't be the only one. #sarahhaskins
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    11/04/09

    @prestocaro fears the culling: Underpants!
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    11/04/09

    @prestocaro fears the culling: Doo doo doo doo! :) #sarahhaskins
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    11/04/09

    @prestocaro fears the culling: Unda-pants! #sarahhaskins
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    11/04/09

    @lauren.raham: You beat me to it! That part cracks me up every time. #sarahhaskins
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    11/04/09

    In reply to "As The Internet & TV & Movies All Become One Scary Machine In Your Living Room, It’s Important That We All Have Some Level Of Media Literacy."
    Sarah Haskins is a Jezebel ambassador. #sarahhaskins
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    11/04/09

    @sydbarrettsaves, emissary of hell: ... to my heart. #sarahhaskins
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    11/04/09

    In reply to "As The Internet & TV & Movies All Become One Scary Machine In Your Living Room, It’s Important That We All Have Some Level Of Media Literacy."
    Man, A+, Sarah Haskins. You always manage to be both witty and articulate about these kinds of things. When I want to explain the absurdity in advertising, I just put on one of your videos, and I am no longer a crazy harpy, but someone who knows something funny and cool on the internet. You make this so accessible, and seriously, all of my male friends have become more aware of how stupid some advertising can be basically because of Target: Women segments, I shit you not.

    That interview was awesome. #sarahhaskins
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    11/04/09

    @boxspelunker: A few of my guy friends, and even my brother, are fans of Sarah Haskins and Target: Women. Shit's hilarious, I don't care what gender you are.
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    10/16/09

    In reply to Sarah Haskins On Bizarre Beauty Contraptions & Why Marketers Don't Get Women
    I can't believe she brought up the vibrating mascara but neglected to make fun of Latisse.

    "Finally! A cure for the deadly scourge of hypotrichosis."
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    10/17/09

    @Valkyrie607: I think it was because she made fun of it in another Target: Women :) I thought it was going to be Latisse, too, but it was just a vibrating mascara wand. #sarahhaskins
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    10/16/09

    In reply to Sarah Haskins On Bizarre Beauty Contraptions & Why Marketers Don't Get Women
    You can't tell me that the vibrating mascara doesn't have an ulterior motive . . . and to that, I say, just get the real thing, chicas:

    [store.babeland.com]

    And buy regular mascara. #sarahhaskins
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    10/16/09

    In reply to Sarah Haskins On Bizarre Beauty Contraptions & Why Marketers Don't Get Women
    What is the purpose of that thing for your boobs? So one boob does not crush the other boob while your sleeping? Is that how you prevent different size boobs? #sarahhaskins
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    10/16/09

    In reply to Sarah Haskins On Bizarre Beauty Contraptions & Why Marketers Don't Get Women
    You're talking brie when it's clearly gorgonzolla time... #sarahhaskins
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    10/16/09

    @Jack_Burton: One of my favorite moments in cinema. I frequently quote this and get looked at like I am crazy. Which is true.

    PS--Hearted. #sarahhaskins
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    10/16/09

    In reply to Sarah Haskins On Bizarre Beauty Contraptions & Why Marketers Don't Get Women
    "The instant facelift ones are the worst, because they really prey on the aging, as if there's anything you can do about aging."

    Tell that to the new "Age Management Clinic" that just opened near my office. Seriously -- age management. #sarahhaskins
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    10/16/09

    In reply to Sarah Haskins On Bizarre Beauty Contraptions & Why Marketers Don't Get Women
    But the thighmaster! It works! I could crack walnuts between my knees - sexy, no? #sarahhaskins
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    10/16/09

    @hamburgerhotdog: And practical, if you're a walnut lover. #sarahhaskins
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    10/16/09

    In reply to Sarah Haskins On Bizarre Beauty Contraptions & Why Marketers Don't Get Women
    You don't even have to exercise! You just have to walk. Uhhhh? #sarahhaskins
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    10/16/09

    @SarahMC: I experienced a huge moment of shame.

    I have those, the Euro version (MBT). And yes, I wear them to um, exercise in. Managed to somehow not grok it as beyond absurd until three minutes ago. Smug in my belief that ladies who order a Chinmaster use them while wearing the equivalent of a tin foil hat, but here in SomeAuthorGirlLand, $250 ugly ass sneakers are somehow entirely sane. #sarahhaskins
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    10/19/09

    @SomeAuthorGirl: I don't think the product is bad, but the marketing is at issue.

    Actually the design does look like it might help flex your calf muscles while walking, combining the regular cardio and muscle workout of a walk with the benefits of doing toe/heel lifts. #sarahhaskins
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    10/16/09

    In reply to Sarah Haskins On Bizarre Beauty Contraptions & Why Marketers Don't Get Women
    I think I'll wear the Rejuvenique and go as the Beauty Industrial Complex for Halloween. That's pretty fucking scary. #sarahhaskins
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    10/16/09

    In reply to Sarah Haskins On Bizarre Beauty Contraptions & Why Marketers Don't Get Women

    Now I get it. She was just using her Rejuvenique the whole time! #sarahhaskins
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    10/16/09

    In reply to Sarah Haskins On Bizarre Beauty Contraptions & Why Marketers Don't Get Women

    I prefer this mask. You wear it overnight and in the morning you look like Anthony Hopkins. #sarahhaskins
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    10/16/09

    In reply to Sarah Haskins On Bizarre Beauty Contraptions & Why Marketers Don't Get Women
    I'm so glad she took on the vibrating mascara wand. Maybe I'm just a supreme klutz, but I'm already dangerous enough with the mascara wand or eyeliner pencil next to the delicate eyeball. I don't need the sucker vibrating around to make it even harder to control! #sarahhaskins
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    10/16/09

    @funnyface: I'm so curious to try one if it weren't for the IMMINENT DANGER of having a vibrating stick that close to my eyebals. #sarahhaskins
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