Kourtney Kardashian Pulled A Baby Out Of Her Vagina On Television

Here are graphic photos of Kourtney Kardashian birthing her new child Penelope Scotland Disick, which are screenshots of the televised delivery from the season finale of Keeping Up With The Kardashians yesterday. And all of the Kardashians were there (even brother Rob), and you were there, and you were there, and … » 9/17/12 9:00am 9/17/12 9:00am

Katy Perry Taking Showbiz Hiatus to Slather Vaseline on Raw, Sensitive…

Katy Perry — now dating Ghostbuster Dan Florence + The Machine guitarist Robert Aykroyd — is taking a break from showbiz after her doc Katy Perry: Part Of Me is released, in order to let her heart and/or cupcake boobs heal after Aldous Snow poured Malibu rum all over them and devoured them en flambé. If she spends… » 6/25/12 9:00am 6/25/12 9:00am

Tragic Sarah Ferguson Wore Metaphorical "Hair Shirt" During Royal…

Fergie seemed like a really tragic figure during her interview with Oprah today, admitting that she felt worthless after her recent behavior caused her to not be invited to the royal wedding and saying about her life in general, "I had it all and I blew it. I made mistakes and I got it wrong." On April 29, she… » 5/11/11 5:55pm 5/11/11 5:55pm

Bristol Palin's New Face Was Totes A Medical Necessity

You guys: Bristol Palin did not have plastic surgery. Nope. Not at all. What she had was "corrective" jaw surgery. If you think she looks better now, it's just a coincidence! "Yes, it improved the way I look, but this surgery was necessary for medical reasons," Bristol tells Us magazine. She explains that she had the… » 5/11/11 9:00am 5/11/11 9:00am

"Golden Voice" Ted Williams Ditches Rehab

Lindsay Lohan Vows Her Clubbing Days Are Over

Stick A Fork In Sarah Ferguson

Okay, sure, she's not had the most fantastic run of it lately, but it is her birthday. So for one day, let's try to say something nice. Isn't her hair fantastic? Or something? May your weekend be just as shiny! » 10/15/10 6:55pm 10/15/10 6:55pm

T.I. Saves Suicidal Man

Sarah Ferguson Faces Bankruptcy

Sarah Ferguson, Duchess of York, is $8 million in debt and financial advisers are recommending she declare bankruptcy. No royal family member has ever gone bankrupt and the Queen's "deeply concerned" — though not concerned enough to pay it off. » 8/09/10 1:00pm 8/09/10 1:00pm

Will Oprah And Sarah Ferguson Make TV Magic?

The Daily Mail says Sarah Ferguson has been offered her own show on Oprah's network. Will such a show "pull away the onion skin...and merge the dark and the light of Sarah," as Ferguson rambled to Oprah last month? » 7/26/10 10:01am 7/26/10 10:01am

10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, we meet Snooki's parents, see Ramona Singer's booger, and hear Bret Michaels fart. » 6/04/10 7:00pm 6/04/10 7:00pm

Royal Engagement Announcement To Come? Britney's Conservatorship To…

Charlie Is Going To Jail; Khloe Is Pregnant; Jane Is Married

Duchess Sarah Ferguson's Weird, Cringe-Inducing Performance On Oprah

If you want to feel really, really uncomfortable and really, really confused, and yet simultaneously stultified, we recommend you devote an hour to the most baffling, metaphor-larded and least enlightening coming-clean, ever, Sarah Ferguson's discussion of her recent bribery scandal: » 6/01/10 7:00pm 6/01/10 7:00pm

Gay Rumors For Daniel Craig; Gary Coleman Hospitalized, In Critical…

Fergie To Apologize On Oprah

Apparently looking to shorten the arc from scandal to redemption, Sarah Ferguson is taping Oprah tomorrow for a show to be broadcast Tuesday, according to The Sun. She'll apologize for her attempted influence-peddling, which was caught on tape. [The Sun] » 5/27/10 1:20pm 5/27/10 1:20pm