Who Will Be Crowned King of the Thanksgiving Leftovers Sandwich?

It’s the day after Thanksgiving. You’re settling in to catch up on the blogs you missed while “spending quality time” with your family. Right next to you is a juicy pile of meat slapped between two pieces of rustic Italian loaf. Maybe there’s some lettuce on there. Maybe you went big and added some stuffing. There’s… »26 minutes ago11/27/15 2:00pm


Any Sandwich That Costs More Than $12 Should Be Legally Obligated to Have a Side

We live in a world in which someone else sets the price of things; our only choice in consumption is to buy or not to buy. Nevertheless, it is nonetheless true that when something you buy to eat costs $12, it should come with a side. I’m talking sandwiches, burgers, and even the occasional breakfast tartine. I’m just… »8/17/15 12:10pm8/17/15 12:10pm

Olive Garden's Breadstick Sandwiches Come With Unlimited Breadsticks

Unlimited breadsticks aren’t cool. You know what’s cool? Breadstick sandwiches that come with unlimited breadsticks. CBS News reports Olive Garden, the struggling chain of Italian restaurants, will begin serving sandwiches made out of their famous breadsticks starting June 1, and that they will come with a side of… »5/11/15 5:15pm5/11/15 5:15pm

Which Is Better: Fancy Bacon Egg & Cheese or Regs Bacon Egg & Cheese?

A recent Pete Wells column in the New York Times raises an important question: what are nice things even good for? Not, Wells argues, for standardized populist breakfast classics, such as the deli bacon egg and cheese. The good old regs BEC, and the no-name NYC bodegas that make them (as well as the… »4/14/15 12:30pm4/14/15 12:30pm

Burn Your MFA: The 300 Sandwiches Lady Has A Book Deal

Stephanie Smith, the lady who sandwiched her way onto the internet's STFU list with her blogged quest to make 300 sandwiches so her boyfriend would give her an engagement ring, has landed a book deal thanks to a publishing house imprint headed by two dudes who used to work in men's magazines. You guys, I'm beginning… »11/13/13 1:30pm11/13/13 1:30pm

The Great American Menu: Foods Of The States, Ranked And Mapped

What are the United States' best regional foodstuffs? Its worst? These are the questions that bedevil the mind of man—but no longer! For here, we have ranked them. Rigorously scientific (not), ardently researched (nope), and scrupulously fair (not even a little bit): this is the Great American Menu! »10/17/13 3:39pm10/17/13 3:39pm

Lady Earns Engagement Ring by Making 300 Sad Sandwiches for Her Man

A New York City gossip reporter revealed herself today to be the woman behind 300 Sandwiches, a food blog she started because her boyfriend once told her that if she made him 300 sandwiches, he'd buy her an engagement ring. So why isn't this already a terrible straight-to-Blockbuster movie starring overgrown Disney… »9/25/13 12:30pm9/25/13 12:30pm

Activists Want Tuna Taken Off School Lunch Menus After Mercury Levels Discovered to Be Bonkers

Out of all the foods that could be full of neurotoxins and dolphin ghosts—why does it always have to be tuna? Delicious, delicious tuna. Tuna is a wonder-food that comes either in a can or in a fish. The canned kind is cheap, and is where tuna melts come from, which makes it a national treasure. The fish kind is… »9/20/12 4:00pm9/20/12 4:00pm

Sleepwalking Linked to Depression, OCD, and Hilarious Sandwiches

I feel like sleepwalking (along with its no-account brother, narcolepsy) is one of the last medical conditions that people feel totally comfortable making fun of. Nobody at the block party is like, "Hey, did you hear about Ted? He's got impetigo!!!" [Huge laugh.] Because that would be rude. Sleepwalking, though, is… »5/15/12 11:10am5/15/12 11:10am

Jazz Up Your Peanut Butter Sandwiches With Junk Food

The folks at Peanut Butter & Co. have launched a clever tumblr blog called the "Nutropolitan Museum of Art," featuring all sorts of combinations for a tasty peanut butter sandwich. Some look delicious, but some of the combinations feel a little bit like they let a six-year-old loose in the kitchen and let them create… »6/21/11 7:15pm6/21/11 7:15pm