Burn Your MFA: The 300 Sandwiches Lady Has A Book Deal

Stephanie Smith, the lady who sandwiched her way onto the internet's STFU list with her blogged quest to make 300 sandwiches so her boyfriend would give her an engagement ring, has landed a book deal thanks to a publishing house imprint headed by two dudes who used to work in men's magazines. You guys, I'm beginning… » 11/13/13 1:30pm 11/13/13 1:30pm

The Great American Menu: Foods Of The States, Ranked And Mapped

What are the United States' best regional foodstuffs? Its worst? These are the questions that bedevil the mind of man—but no longer! For here, we have ranked them. Rigorously scientific (not), ardently researched (nope), and scrupulously fair (not even a little bit): this is the Great American Menu! » 10/17/13 3:39pm 10/17/13 3:39pm

Lady Earns Engagement Ring by Making 300 Sad Sandwiches for Her Man

A New York City gossip reporter revealed herself today to be the woman behind 300 Sandwiches, a food blog she started because her boyfriend once told her that if she made him 300 sandwiches, he'd buy her an engagement ring. So why isn't this already a terrible straight-to-Blockbuster movie starring overgrown Disney… » 9/25/13 12:30pm 9/25/13 12:30pm

Seven Seasons of Liz Lemon Eating

By the time the season finale of 30 Rock aired last night, there had been a lot of changes in Liz Lemon's life—she bought a second apartment, got married, adopted two children—but one thing remained the same through all seven years since the show started: eating. A huge part of the character was her relationship to… » 2/01/13 5:05pm 2/01/13 5:05pm

Activists Want Tuna Taken Off School Lunch Menus After Mercury Levels…

Out of all the foods that could be full of neurotoxins and dolphin ghosts—why does it always have to be tuna? Delicious, delicious tuna. Tuna is a wonder-food that comes either in a can or in a fish. The canned kind is cheap, and is where tuna melts come from, which makes it a national treasure. The fish kind is… » 9/20/12 4:00pm 9/20/12 4:00pm

Sleepwalking Linked to Depression, OCD, and Hilarious Sandwiches

I feel like sleepwalking (along with its no-account brother, narcolepsy) is one of the last medical conditions that people feel totally comfortable making fun of. Nobody at the block party is like, "Hey, did you hear about Ted? He's got impetigo!!!" [Huge laugh.] Because that would be rude. Sleepwalking, though, is… » 5/15/12 11:10am 5/15/12 11:10am

Tina Fey & Questlove End Their Epic Feud

It's hard to find anyone who doesn't love Tina Fey, but recently she found herself in a spat with The Roots. On an episode of Watch What Happens Live, Questlove called her out, saying, "Tina Fey, you are never nice to the Roots. We're from Philadelphia. Be nice to the Roots." In an appearance on Late Night with Jimmy… » 1/12/12 3:50pm 1/12/12 3:50pm

Even Adele's Tour Rider Is A Tear-Jerker

A copy of temporarily sidelined songstress Adele's tour rider is making the rounds, and from it, it seems as though she's a woman of excellent backstage taste— small plates of individually wrapped sandwiches, high quality beer, bite sized chocolate bars, and cash donations to a charity that helps people cope with the… » 12/06/11 4:30pm 12/06/11 4:30pm

Jazz Up Your Peanut Butter Sandwiches With Junk Food

The folks at Peanut Butter & Co. have launched a clever tumblr blog called the "Nutropolitan Museum of Art," featuring all sorts of combinations for a tasty peanut butter sandwich. Some look delicious, but some of the combinations feel a little bit like they let a six-year-old loose in the kitchen and let them create… » 6/21/11 7:15pm 6/21/11 7:15pm