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4 SF Cops Will Face No Charges for Firing 59 Shots at Taser-Armed Man

On Friday, the San Francisco District Attorney's office announced that the four police officers—Nathan Chew, Richard Schiff, Roger Morse and Jason Sawyer—who killed 28-year-old Alex Nieto last March in Bernal Heights Park will not face charges. Although they fired 59 shots at Nieto, they did so "to protect themselves… » 2/13/15 8:00pm 2/13/15 8:00pm

Drunk Tour Guide on Her Last Day on the Job: 'Fuck the Chinese'

San Francisco is often referred to as a cultural melting pot, and many assume that people who are racist, sexist, heterosexist and all other manner of -ist just don't live here. Unfortunately, a wonderful tour guide is here to prove the world wrong with her hate-filled rant about the Chinese, » 10/23/14 7:20pm 10/23/14 7:20pm

The Batkid Documentary Trailer Will Have You in Tears


Last November, the Make a Wish Foundation, with the help of oh EVERYONE, took it upon themselves to transform San Francisco into the city of Gotham so that five-year-old leukemia patient Miles could live his dream of being Batman for a day. And streets all around the world flooded with the tears of a million… » 7/29/14 1:45pm 7/29/14 1:45pm

This Truck Is the Hottest Place for the Most Exciting Sex of Your Life

If you've got a sense of adventure and $75 burning a hot, sexy hole in your pocket, there's a new business venture that's offering visitors 30 minutes of a private, mobile paradise. Of course, your vision of paradise must include a commercial box truck; otherwise this just isn't going to work. » 5/04/14 8:42pm 5/04/14 8:42pm

Polio-Like Mystery Illness Afflicts Children in Northern California

In Northern California’s Bay Area, an illness that resembles polio is affecting children and doctors aren’t sure what it is. The affliction develops as a sudden weakness in the arms and legs or "symptoms of paralysis." If your child exhibits these signs, health officials recommend they see a doctor immediately. » 2/25/14 10:00am 2/25/14 10:00am

These Cookie Stand Entrepreneurs Are the Most San Francisco Kids Ever

These two girls in the upscale Noe Valley neighborhood of San Francisco are lightyears ahead of America's unenlightened children, who toil over crappy lemonade stands, mixing Country Time powder into a vat of lukewarm water with vague ambition for future riches. For starters, they've already figured out how to prey… » 1/05/14 3:30pm 1/05/14 3:30pm

Woman Allegedly Threatened with Rape, Bus Driver Responds By Laughing

None of us expect public transportation to be a safe haven or the men and women who drive buses bastions of good will. However, none of us expects to be assaulted, threatened, and then completely ignored by the driver. That's what one woman claims happened to her in San Francisco last night. » 12/17/13 8:31pm 12/17/13 8:31pm

Best-Ever Holiday Window Displays Star Adoptable Puppies and Kittens

An extremely important piece of information has come to Jezebel's attention: A Macy's in San Francisco has opted for a rather unique holiday window display. Forget designer gowns or Christmas trees. Instead, the company's Union Square location has partnered with the SF SPCA to fill them with adorable, adoptable… » 11/26/13 6:20pm 11/26/13 6:20pm