SeaWorld San Diego to 'Phase Out' Current Orca Show, Replace With More 'Natural' Show

The good news: SeaWorld announced on Monday that its San Diego park will phase out their killer whale show by 2017. The bad news: those same orcas will continue to perform in a similarly shitty but vigorously re-branded version of the current show, with “experiences that look more natural in the environment.” Oh, word? »11/09/15 6:15pm11/09/15 6:15pm


Bob Filner, Sexual Harassing Mayor Barfstrodinaire, Pleads Guilty to Felony

The disgraced former mayor of Bob Filner — you know, the one who believed sexually harassing women was a major part of his mayoral duties (WHERE ARE THE 9-to-5 LADIES WHEN YOU NEED THEM?) — pleaded guilty to felony false imprisonment and two misdemeanor battery charges as part of a plea deal announced Tuesday. »10/15/13 10:30pm10/15/13 10:30pm

These Surfing Dogs Are Clearly Stoned Out of Their Minds

It’s probably safe to assume that these dogs are stoned, not because surfers of all breeds adhere to the stoner beach bum stereotype, but because they seem really calm. What gives? Aren’t they afraid that all this erratic doggy paddling and splashing will draw the attention of great white sharks? That happens, you… »9/14/13 5:00pm9/14/13 5:00pm

Creepy Mayor Bob Filner Is Forced to Get the Fuck Out of Office

On Wednesday, San Diego City Attorney Jan Goldsmith announced that the city had reached a potential deal with Mayor Bob Filner concerning the sexual harassment lawsuit recently filed by Filner's former communications director Irene McCormack Jackson. Today that deal has been leaked and it involves Bob Filner finally,… »8/22/13 12:26pm8/22/13 12:26pm

OMG, Bob Filner's Press Secretary Sucked On a Penis Straw

Local ABC affiliate 10 News reports that Mayor of Sexual Harassment City (ok, San Diego) Bob Filner's press secretary "is also under scrutiny" for sipping a drink using a straw shaped like a penis. (!!!) At a bachelorette party. (!!!!) In Las Vegas. (!!!!!) Even Ron Burgundy's team would've considered this "scoop"… »8/21/13 5:50pm8/21/13 5:50pm

How the Hell Is Bob Filner Still the Mayor of San Diego?

Women and men across San Diego are now petitioning to recall mayor Bob Filner — you know, the one who is accused of sexual harassment by 16 different women and who EVEN HOOTERS REFUSES TO SERVE. Yes, that is correct: Citizens are taking to the streets to basically beg for Filner's removal from office — the man who… »8/19/13 10:25am8/19/13 10:25am

Butt-Grabbing Mayor Declares Self Cured of Creepiness

Between playing pinchyhands with unsuspecting asses and holding press conferences during which he announces his refusal to resign, it's a wonder San Diego mayor Bob Filner was able to carve time in his busy schedule for sexual harassment-curing therapy. But he did it, you guys. Mayor Filner allegedly went to, like,… »8/12/13 2:50pm8/12/13 2:50pm

Hannah Anderson Found Alive After FBI Kills Kidnapping Suspect

The law enforcement search for James Lee DiMaggio, the man accused of kidnapping 16-year-old Hannah Anderson from San Diego County, ended like a scene lifted out of the Manhunter reel yesterday when FBI agents shot and killed DiMaggio in, the LA Times explains with an ominous flourish, “the Idaho wilderness.” … »8/11/13 12:00pm8/11/13 12:00pm

Bob Filner's Lawyer: Sexual Harassment Is San Diego's Fault

Bob Filner, the mayor of San Diego (and conceptual mayor of "sexually harassing, ignorant, deluded, out-of-touch politicianville") refuses to relinquish his newfound quest to infuriate and sadden any person in the world with the faintest glimmer of awareness about gender politics, what constitutes sexual harassment,… »8/01/13 1:40pm8/01/13 1:40pm

Sexually Harassing Mayor Wisely Axed From Benefit for Rape Survivors

ICYMI: San Diego mayor Bob Filner was slated to deliver the keynote address at a benefit for survivors of military sexual assault. At the benefit, he was supposed to receive a lifetime achievement award. Then, a few women came forward and pointed out that the only award Filner should get vis a vis unwanted sexual… »7/29/13 6:45pm7/29/13 6:45pm

Sexually Harassing Mayor Won't Resign, 2 Weeks of Therapy Will Fix Him

During a press conference Friday afternoon, San Diego Mayor Bob Filner said he was not resigning even though he is a confirmed sexual harrasser. He did, however, say that he would be taking two weeks away from the office starting August 5 to go to a clinic where he will undergo intensive therapy. In the morning and… »7/26/13 4:40pm7/26/13 4:40pm

San Diego Mayor Allegedly Told Staffer to ‘Not Wear Panties to Work'

Last night, four women appeared on San Diego's KPBS-TV to break their silence over alleged sexual harassment from Mayor Bob Filner. Allegations first surfaced in mid-July, but the mayor has since refused to resign. Two hours after the show, Democratic party leaders voted in favor of asking the mayor to quit. »7/26/13 9:30am7/26/13 9:30am