Please Welcome to the Stage Sam Elliott, Doing Your Friend Becky's 'Bad Blood'

Sam Elliott’s voice is very distinct in a way that you don’t know whether he’s going to read you a bedtime story or explain exactly why he’s about to execute you at point-blank range. That’s why the veteran actor and star of the upcoming Grandma is the perfect person to do a spoken word rendition of Taylor Swift’s… »8/26/15 6:10pm8/26/15 6:10pm


Every Single Time Samuel L. Jackson Has Said 'Motherfucker' on Film

Everyone knows Samuel L. Jackson loves to say "motherfucker" in his films. It's a beautiful, glorious word when it rolls off his tongue. Jackson saying "motherfucker" is like Laurence Olivier reciting lines from Hamlet. It's like the sound of unicorns tickling puppies and then calling them "motherfuckers." »7/30/14 1:20pm7/30/14 1:20pm

Sofia Vergara and Joe Mangianello Are a Disgustingly Hot New Couple

Aggressively attractive super-people Sofia Vergara and Joe Mangianello have begun dating each other, thus exploding all the world's genitals and effectively ending the human race. I'm okay with it. LOOK AT HOW HOT THEY ARE. It's like all of their body parts are a stereotype of what that body part is supposed to look… »7/07/14 8:00pm7/07/14 8:00pm

Anne Hathaway and Samuel L. Jackson Get in a Holiday Sad-Off

Both Anne Hathaway and Samuel L. Jackson have movies coming out this holiday season that deal with some very bleak and heartbreaking content. Hathaway, of course, has Les Miserables, in which she plays a dying hooker working to support her child, and Jackson has Quentin Tarantino's Django Unchained, a film about a… »12/19/12 6:30pm12/19/12 6:30pm

Lindsay Lohan's Dad Tried to Stage an Intervention Today, Lindsay Called the Cops

Lindsay Lohan called police to her own Beverly Hills home after Lohan's father Michael and other members of her "team" attempted to stage an intervention and get her into treatment. Michael Lohan believes Lindsay has "fallen off the wagon" and hangs out with "a bunch of alcoholics and drug addicts," which could… »10/19/12 8:00pm10/19/12 8:00pm

There's A Microscopic Chance That O.J. Simpson Is Khloe Kardashian's Dad

While the National Enquirer isn't something I'd even wipe my ass with most of the time, these rumors might actually have some weight. Maybe. Possibly. Kris Jenner's well-known straying from the late Robert Kardashian included a dalliance with O.J. Simpson, one of Kardashian's most famous clients, in 1983. You guys… »9/15/12 11:30am9/15/12 11:30am

Samuel L. Jackson to Use String of Expletives to Urge Americans to Vote for President Obama

This isn't a setup for a hilarious joke; it's the goddamn truth — the same SuperPAC that brought us that ad where Sarah Silverman offered to scissor Sheldon Adelson in a bikini bottom is behind a new ad that will show Samuel L. Jackson doing what he does best: dropping F bombs. »9/14/12 4:00pm9/14/12 4:00pm

John Malkovich and Siri Hit It Off, Probably Because He Doesn't Ask Her If It's Raining

Siri may deny knowing Samuel L. Jackson and be irritated by certain members of the Deschanel family that insist on asking insipid questions about the weather, but she apparently does like some people. In the newest ad for Apple's iPhone 4S, she and John Malkovich seem to share quite a deep connection. Well, as deep… »5/24/12 9:30am5/24/12 9:30am

Let Samuel L. Jackson Tell Your Kids To "Go the Fuck to Sleep"

When award-winning novelist and author Adam Mansbach was dealing with his daughter's countless sleepless nights, he took to writing down his feelings on the fairly-frustrating matter. What resulted was Go The Fuck To Sleep, a children's book parody of that gut-feeling that a lot of us feel as we read our children… »6/15/11 11:10am6/15/11 11:10am