Sofia Vergara and Joe Mangianello Are a Disgustingly Hot New Couple

Aggressively attractive super-people Sofia Vergara and Joe Mangianello have begun dating each other, thus exploding all the world's genitals and effectively ending the human race. I'm okay with it. LOOK AT HOW HOT THEY ARE. It's like all of their body parts are a stereotype of what that body part is supposed to look… » 7/07/14 8:00pm Monday 8:00pm

Watch Samuel L. Jackson Do a Walter White Monologue

In case you're not on Reddit (and if that's the case, pat yourself on the back because you're not an Internet-addicted waste human like me), Samuel L. Jackson has been doing this thing where he asked Redditers to submit 300 word monologues, one of which he would choose to perform. According to the post, members of… » 6/06/13 4:40pm 6/06/13 4:40pm

Anne Hathaway and Samuel L. Jackson Get in a Holiday Sad-Off

Both Anne Hathaway and Samuel L. Jackson have movies coming out this holiday season that deal with some very bleak and heartbreaking content. Hathaway, of course, has Les Miserables, in which she plays a dying hooker working to support her child, and Jackson has Quentin Tarantino's Django Unchained, a film about a… » 12/19/12 6:30pm 12/19/12 6:30pm

Lindsay Lohan's Dad Tried to Stage an Intervention Today, Lindsay…

Lindsay Lohan called police to her own Beverly Hills home after Lohan's father Michael and other members of her "team" attempted to stage an intervention and get her into treatment. Michael Lohan believes Lindsay has "fallen off the wagon" and hangs out with "a bunch of alcoholics and drug addicts," which could… » 10/19/12 8:00pm 10/19/12 8:00pm

There's A Microscopic Chance That O.J. Simpson Is Khloe Kardashian's Dad

While the National Enquirer isn't something I'd even wipe my ass with most of the time, these rumors might actually have some weight. Maybe. Possibly. Kris Jenner's well-known straying from the late Robert Kardashian included a dalliance with O.J. Simpson, one of Kardashian's most famous clients, in 1983. You guys… » 9/15/12 11:30am 9/15/12 11:30am

John Malkovich and Siri Hit It Off, Probably Because He Doesn't Ask Her…

Siri may deny knowing Samuel L. Jackson and be irritated by certain members of the Deschanel family that insist on asking insipid questions about the weather, but she apparently does like some people. In the newest ad for Apple's iPhone 4S, she and John Malkovich seem to share quite a deep connection. Well, as deep… » 5/24/12 9:30am 5/24/12 9:30am

Let Samuel L. Jackson Tell Your Kids To "Go the Fuck to Sleep"

When award-winning novelist and author Adam Mansbach was dealing with his daughter's countless sleepless nights, he took to writing down his feelings on the fairly-frustrating matter. What resulted was Go The Fuck To Sleep, a children's book parody of that gut-feeling that a lot of us feel as we read our children… » 6/15/11 11:10am 6/15/11 11:10am