In today's Tweet Beat, Jonah is the worst, Jenny McCarthy shows her love in unconventional ways and Samantha Ronson has penned my new motto.

Beyoncé's "Run the World (Girls)" is the first song, of course, on Sam Ronson and MC Lyte's new "Women Are Watching" playlist, commissioned by Planned Parenthood in order to raise further awareness for next week's election.

In today's Tweet Beat, Bethenny Frankel is squeezing some baby buns, DJ Pauly D wants to know where the baes at and Samantha Ronson's technology is having an off day.

In today's Tweet Beat, Samantha Ronson is listening to the world's best song, Roseanne Barr says something about Courtney Love that sounds about right and Faye Dunaway is not to be trifled with.

"I did eat that day," Jennfer Aniston has qualified (verbatim) about her stripper scene in upcoming movie We're the Millers, as if consuming necessary sustenance within a 24-hour period is a magnificent, shocking truth.

In today's edition of Tweet Beat, former LiLo luvah Samantha Ronson implores Michael Lohan to put a cap on it, Boy George tells us what tickles his fancy, and Russell Simmons acts as Twitter's bikram yoga instructor.

Tiny new Kardashian addition Penelope Scotland Disick happened yesterday, the second child (after 2-year-old Mason) for Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick. The 7-lb, 3 oz. baby was delivered "all-naturally" at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center after Kourtney's brief flirtation with water birth. "Scott and I are overjoyed…

You might think that heading out and about in brightly colored sleepwear would attract attention but not so according to Adele, who loves nothing more than color blocking her way through London's tourist hotspots. "I was a bit worried. I was in my pajamas. I was in color. I'm always in black. I threw pumps on, this…

Lindsay Lohan has been doing a lot of "going back" lately. She's going back to work. She's going back and forth to the bathroom at various events. And now it looks like she might be going back to her former girlfriend Samantha Ronson.

In the September issue of Vanity Fair, Jennifer Lopez gives her first interview since announcing her divorce from Marc Anthony. She says, in blanket death-of-love terms, that sometimes "you" don't understand that "a person" is not good for "you," or "not treating you in the right way," or "not doing the right thing…

Today in Tweet Beat, Samantha Ronson doesn't take Michael Lohan seriously. Plus, Kelly Cutrone is filming a pilot for MTV.

Today in Tweet Beat, Heidi Montag is thinking about writing a book. Well, at least she's thinking. Plus, today is National Drink Wine Day according to Ramona Singer.

Today in Tweet Beat, Ivanka Trump shares her big news. Also, it's Friday, which means it's Turtle Time.

• A day after Holly Madison met with Hugh Hefner and fiancée Crystal Harris, to "wish them the best," she declared in an interview, "I feel like he's making a hasty decision. I'm not sure Crystal's the best thing for him."

• Until yesterday, Christina Aguilera, her ex Jordan Bratman, and her new boyfriend Matt Rutler were all living under her roof. Though it's an incredibly large roof, a source reports things were "getting really awkward."

• Brace yourself: Lady Gaga's New Year's Eve was low-key.

Today in Tweet Beat, Chris Brown has tweeted his foot right into his mouth. Plus, Sienna Miller was sad that Eddie Murphy died until she realized that he isn't dead.

Today in Tweet Beat, Chris Brown's got no class—because he finished it. Plus, check out what Coco's body looks like, from her POV.

• After four years and two babies, Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are officially becoming the Richie-Maddens, which will affect how they file taxes. To celebrate, they held a tabloid bidding war on their wedding photos. Stars: they're just like us!

Today in Tweet Beat, get inside the mind of Paris Hilton. Also, Amy "Long Island Lolita" Fisher unfollows The Situation because she thinks he's a whore.