Yes, the TV Land Awards have been going on for 9 years already. And the attendees are old hands.

• If you breathed a sigh of relief after Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift ended their confounding relationship, we have bad news for you: It wasn't over. It still isn't over ... if you count a friendly dinner as "dating."

[Sydney, August 3. Models Samantha Harris, Abbey-Lee Kershaw, Nicole Trunfio, Catherine McNeil and Alexandra Agoston pretend they're Fox Force Five on the catwalk at the David Jones Spring/Summer 2010 Season Launch. Image via Getty]

• SJP on Carrie's style influence: "I've never revealed as much or been so daring or made quite as many triumphant mistakes as Carrie. But I'm now bolder than I would have been had I never played this part." [People]

• Penelope Cruz is replacing Kate Winslet as the face of Lancôme's fragrance Trésor. [People]
• And Diane Kruger will be the face of a new Calvin Klein scent, Beauty. Kruger is accompanying Francisco Costa to the Met Ball, too. [WWD]

You want killer anemones? Rogue hearts? Green monsters? Pervy roses? We got it all, kids:

[Los Angeles, March 7. Image via Getty]

• Ha! The headline on this story about Her Madgesty getting Hay-Sooz a record deal is: "Madonna Plays God For Jesus."

Morning, friends! Welcome to another glorious week and another baffling edition of The Good, the Bad, & the Ugly, where we answer the question: just how bad were the clothes at Hollywood Life's 6th Annual Hollywood Style Awards?

• How did Brad Pitt end up in Inglourious Basterds? Booze and weed maybe:

[Los Angeles, CA. February 22. Image via Getty.]

• So many questions about John Travolta's late son: Could Jett have been saved? Was he autistic? Is Scientology to blame? [Mirror]

Party-loving publicist Jonathan Cheban launched his Kritik clothing line at the celeb-friendly Lisa Kline store in Los Angeles last night, and Spring was in the air! How could you tell? For starters, the red carpet was pink. And the Hollywood ladies rocked their little dresses (or shorts) with huge smiles on their…

The hoopla surrounding this Sunday's Academy Awards has officially begun! Last night's Oscars Pre-Party, held by environmental nonprofit Global Green USA, saw a slew of celebs who obviously had the environment, not style, on their minds (Not that that's a bad thing.) Case in point: Molly Sims. And while very pregnant…

Last night marked the opening of the newly remodeled Fendi store in Beverly Hills. Which means some celebs turned up wearing Fendi to have their picture taken and probably bitch about how this event wasn't half as much fun as throwing down at the Great Wall of China. But alas, the majority of the fashions on display…

Last night's Hannah Montana: Best of Both Worlds concert in Hollywood featured a proper red carpet... And crappy red carpet fashion. Hannah Montana, in case you've been living under a rock, is the Disney Channel-conceived alter-ego of Miley Cyrus, daughter of Billy Ray "Achy Breaky Heart" Cyrus, and tween girl idol.…