American Kids Are Eating a Ton of Salt, Probably Animorphing Into Deer
Salt, that delicious, desiccating pulverized crystalline mineral, the substance that makes French fries and popcorn taste less like potatoes and corn, is quickly corroding the arteries of children in the US. According to new research from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, American kids are ingesting…
Bread: Another Food That Is Trying to Kill You
Forget the best thing since sliced bread, because it turns out sliced bread is actually the worst thing ever—okay, not ever, but it is the worst in terms of sodium content. The Center for Disease Control and Prevention compiled the list of the top 10 sources of sodium in our diet, and bread and rolls came in at the…
Famously Single Jennifer Aniston Seems To Be Getting Laid
Since a single woman's love life is everybody's business, we have been informed that Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux were each other's dates at the afterparty for the MTV Movie Awards on Sunday, where she was seen adjusting his tie. He kissed her and rubbed her cheek. Then she leaned into him and he rubbed her…
So Maybe Salt Is Good For You After All
Fat is bad for you, fat is good for you. Carbs are bad, but only refined carbs. Put pureed vegetables in your lasagna. Dietary advice is perennially confusing, but at least you know you should avoid salt, right? Yeah, no.
Angelina Continues To Hold Monopoly On Perfection
[Seoul, July 28. Ms. Jolie nails the hand-on-face pose during a 'Salt' press conference in South Korea. Image via Getty.]
Angelina's Lack Of Glamour Triggers Mag Meltdown
- WWD writes that Angelina Jolie needs to up her style game because Salt had boring clothes. Jolie is failing in her duty to all womankind because, "fashion needs aspirational icons; it always has. Michelle Obama can't do it alone." [WWD]
Salt Is "Flagrantly Preposterous" But Fun
Though every review of Salt notes that it's ludicrous, critics say Angelina Jolie makes it an enjoyable (albeit mindless) thriller, and reaffirms that she's one of the few actresses who can compete with any male action star.
Angelina Just Can't Do The Flirty Bridesmaid Movie
You may know that Angelina's part in Salt was written for Tom Cruise. But as As Jay A. Fernandez writes: "No actress in Hollywood history has been able to chisel out the supremacy Jolie has in a male-dominated genre."
Angelina Is Worth Her Salt
[Cancun, June 30. Image via AP]
Photoshop Of Horrors: Angelina's Face Just Not Good Enough For Salt
Who looks at the gorgeous Angelina Jolie and thinks, "Eh, her nose should be skinnier, her lips should be thinner, and her jaw should be less square"? Someone who works at Sony Pictures, that's who. Full poster below. [NYDN]
Angelina Jolie Actually Jumps Off Bridge, Eschews Stunt Double
In the trailer for Salt, Angelina Jolie jumps off of a bridge and on to a moving truck — without the use of a stunt double. Would this be news if she were a man?
Salt: A Pro-Woman Flick With A Sexist Twist
Scott Mendelson has written a piece, posted on Salon, which calls out the "fake feminism" in Angelina Jolie's new movie, Salt.
Hair Apparent
[New York, December 29. Image via Bauer Griffin.]
"You're Setting What On Fire? Put Your Father On The Phone."
[New York, December 28. Image via Splash.]

