Ladies. Please don't panic, please breathe, but there is a situation. It's salad. SALAD HAS BETRAYED US. Sam's Club has recalled more than 90,000 pounds of chicken caesar salad for possible listeria monocytogenes contamination—a bacteria that can cause "fever, muscle aches, headache, stiff neck, confusion, loss of…
She looked at it like this. Am I now morally obligated to destroy her entire family? Y/N? (Evidence below.)
Usually if you're buying a berry smoothie or grabbing a salad to go, you don't stop and ask where the produce was grown, or what kind of safety measures are in place at the farm. But it seems like more and more outbreaks — from tainted spinach to parasite-infested bagged salad — are hitting states across the nation.
There's a bad batch of salad mix going around right now — over 350 people have gotten sick in 15 different states — but we, the public, have no idea which brand of salad mix is to blame. And there's a law making sure we don't find out.
I'm telling you, there's no way that puppy actually ate that salad (unless it was made entirely of bacon) (SNAP) (not really, that was terrible).
Can you believe, after all of the terrible things that we've learned about the Girl Scouts being tiny minions of the evil Planned Parenthood, that Michelle Obama would have the audacity to allow these young militants into her sacred White House vegetable garden? The only possible explanation is that she, like them, is…
This gallery of women laughing at their salads illustrates how bizarrely common the image is, especially in advertising and news aimed at women. But what's behind this, and other disturbingly popular lady-images?