90,000 Pounds of Tainted Chicken Caesar Salad Recalled from Sam's Club

Ladies. Please don't panic, please breathe, but there is a situation. It's salad. SALAD HAS BETRAYED US. Sam's Club has recalled more than 90,000 pounds of chicken caesar salad for possible listeria monocytogenes contamination—a bacteria that can cause "fever, muscle aches, headache, stiff neck, confusion, loss of… » 8/25/14 3:30pm 8/25/14 3:30pm

Food-Safety Initiative Might Keep Parasites Out of Your Salad

Usually if you're buying a berry smoothie or grabbing a salad to go, you don't stop and ask where the produce was grown, or what kind of safety measures are in place at the farm. But it seems like more and more outbreaks — from tainted spinach to parasite-infested bagged salad — are hitting states across the nation. » 8/19/13 2:05pm 8/19/13 2:05pm

Michelle Obama Welcomes Dangerously Radical Girl Scouts Into Her Garden

Can you believe, after all of the terrible things that we've learned about the Girl Scouts being tiny minions of the evil Planned Parenthood, that Michelle Obama would have the audacity to allow these young militants into her sacred White House vegetable garden? The only possible explanation is that she, like them, is… » 3/26/12 10:30pm 3/26/12 10:30pm