In a move worthy of Charlie Kaufman, Doug Hutchison's newly non-child bride Courtney Stodden took a break from living in a sex tape just long enough to actually film a sex tape. Meta! It is a solo tape, filmed shortly after her 18th birthday, and, SORRY, it is totally private until she decides to sell it for more money … Read… 5/18/13 11:30am 5/18/13 11:30am

Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. One of them panicked and drowned, but the other one kicked his little legs until he churned that cream into butter and walked out. And then Kate Major and Michael Lohan announced they were having a child, and the surviving mouse was like "What the fuck, didn't you just file a… Read… 7/16/12 9:00am 7/16/12 9:00am

Oprah Winfrey, Doyenne of Daytime, Queen Of Everything, is entangled in a bitter feud with her stepmother Barbara over her dad Vernon Winfrey's Nashville barber shop, which Oprah purchased after it went into foreclosure last week. Barbara accuses her stepdaughter of using her power to take over the barber shop (because … Read… 7/05/12 9:00am 7/05/12 9:00am

[Romantic! Click to enlarge. Paris, April 5. Image via x17.] Discuss… 4/05/11 5:03pm 4/05/11 5:03pm

• Michelle Williams and Ryan Gosling are not dating.
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• American sweetheart Reese Witherspoon has just plunked down $7 million to buy real-life action figure Steven Seagal's sprawling Brentwood home. It's got nine bathrooms, seven bedrooms, a swimmin' pool, and a Buddhist temple where Seagal liked to meditate.
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• Chace Crawford was arrested this morning for possession of marijuana. Sources say he was in a car outside a Plano, Texas bar when cops found one unlit joint. If convicted he could be sentenced to six months in jail. [TMZ]
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• Uh-oh: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart had a huge fight on the set of Twilight: Eclipse.
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• Nicole Kidman and Jennifer Aniston are filming Just Go With It together in Maui, and acting like "absolute best friends," according to a source.
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• In an exclusive interview, Sandra Bullock tells People that she has filed for divorce from Jesse James and has adopted a three-and-a-half month-old boy, Louis Bardo Bullock, as a single parent.
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• A new photo of Sandra Bullock has "surfaced," and in it, she is not wearing a wedding ring.
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• Though TBS, Conan O'Brien's team, and George Lopez have all stated that Lopez is a major supporter of O'Brien coming to TBS, a source claims that might not be the case:
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Welcome back to our SNL live thread! Tonight's host is Ryan Phillippe, and our musical guest spells her name with a dollar sign. Will it be a good show? Let's all find out together. Discuss… 4/17/10 11:15pm 4/17/10 11:15pm

Don't forget: tonight's SNL is hosted by Ryan Phillippe, with musical guest Ke$ha, so we'll be having our usual SNL live thread. Judging by this promo pic, we're in for a lot of sexyface tonight. Discuss… 4/17/10 4:00pm 4/17/10 4:00pm

• Whoa: John Krasinski and Emily Blunt will be heading down the aisle in "about a month"!
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• Naomi Campbell's driver says she hit him from behind and his head struck the steering wheel while they were on the road in Manhattan. When he pulled over, Naomi bolted from the SUV and police are still looking for her.
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• Michael Lohan is still using media outlets to have conversations with his daughter Lindsay. Today he tells a paper:
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• Uh-oh. This could be controversial, if you have read the books: Angelina Jolie will play Kay Scarpetta of the bestselling Particia Cornwell mystery novels.
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[Los Angeles, February 21. Image via Flynet.]

• Sunday in Venice, Angelina Jolie went out with Brad Pitt, their six kids, and her father, Jon Voight.
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• Suck on this: Madonna will be involved in New Moon, the Twilight sequel. Her Madgesty will not only be in the film, but supply music for the soundtrack. Brain exploding, brb. [ONTD via E!]
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[Sydney, December 16. Image via INF]

[Sydney, December 14. Image via Flynet]

Good morning! Here's today's gossip roundup: Read… 12/11/08 9:00am 12/11/08 9:00am