Third Rate Sad Wang Rush Limbaugh took it to the next bullshit level when he spoke some truly insane nonsense about lesbians and alcohol and fatness and yeah. Actually, it sounds like he's explaining a personal fantasy of his, but nope — it's just some good old-fashioned hate-mongering from King Bigot.

He's just going to be, you know, hanging out at the mall reuniting lost kids with their parents and then giving them a turtle. Or making flaxen wigs for cancer patients out of his own 5 o'clock shadow. Or telling your uterus that it's beautiful exactly when you need it the most. Or just, generally, taking a nothing day …

Man of the world Rush Limbaugh ran his mouth off again on his ridiculous radio show, this time talking about how to deal with the militant feminazi lesbians who are getting all those abortions:

Stephanie Cutter is one of the Obama campaign's more visible faces this election cycle. Her calm, slightly exasperated/smug countenance occasionally shows up on the teevee to refute conservative SuperPAC email forwards that feature Barack Obama photoshopped into the background of natural disasters (Sample Cutter:…

Performance artist and professional hate-baby Rush Limbaugh wants women to rush, rush to the phone lines to let him know what it's like to be condescended to. Of course, he notoriously only takes about six heavily-screened calls per three-hour show so the odds of a woman getting through who might be able to explain…

It's as official as anything quantifying one's genitals can ever be — British men have bigger penises than either of their continental rivals, German men or French men. Cheers, Continental Europe.

Yes, Rush Limbaugh is a professional troll, and he's long ago established himself as a hypocritical buffoon. And obviously nothing he says should ever be taken seriously. But sometimes he says things that are so stupid that they come full circle back around to unintentionally hilarious. On his show yesterday, he made…

The Greek island of Mykonos—the "gay capital of the Mediterranean"—probably isn't where I would go if I were trying to quell rumors about my secret gay touchings, but, you know, everyone's a special snowflake. John Travolta and Kelly Preston were photographed walking hand-in-hand through the streets of the lovely…

Behind Rush Limbaugh's reddened face, his brain muscles are flexing, throbbing, pulsing, his cranial peristalsis ever-pushing forth a stream of thoughts designed to bring a certain segment of the American population closer to the version of truth that will most perfectly complement their middle aged white guy…