BREAKING: Did Rihanna and Leo DiCaprio 'Swap Spit' at Playboy Mansion?

If you happen to be #Navy and/or have 50 Google alerts for various variations/misspellings of Rihanna's name, you already know that rumors have been literally flying about Riri and Leo D. possibly hooking up. They were both on St. Bart's for New Year's Eve, you see, and while at first we assumed that, if true, it was… » 1/12/15 3:15pm 1/12/15 3:15pm

Which of These Disgusting Chuck Johnson Rumors are True?

You may have read The New York Timesprofile of Charles C. Johnson, the worst journalist on the internet. You also may have seen several very elaborate, very unbelievable, and very gross rumors about Johnson’s past misdeeds floating around Twitter and Facebook. So maybe you’re wondering: Which of those rumors are… » 12/15/14 4:17pm 12/15/14 4:17pm

Batman's Movie-Sidekick Robin Is Finally a Woman (Maybe)

Filming for 2016's mega-mega-blockbuster Batman vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice is motoring right along, preparing to destroy villains and box offices the world over. Ben Affleck is cast as the controversial Batman, of course, and Henry Cavill will reprise his role as a detrimentally uncontroversial Superman. Now,… » 10/17/14 6:10pm 10/17/14 6:10pm

Beyoncé 'Secretly' Apartment Shopping Alone, Fueling Rumors of Divorcè

Ring the alarm, it's Beyoncé and Jay-Z divorce rumor #1928347123: according to reports, the queen of pop has been shopping for apartments in New York City. Alone. » 7/29/14 10:00am 7/29/14 10:00am

The Jay Z and Beyoncé Divorce Plot Thickens

Over the weekend Page Six published a long report on the supposed demise of Beyoncé and Jay Z's marriage with intel from "a source who has been close to Beyoncé and Jay Z for years." » 7/28/14 1:40pm 7/28/14 1:40pm

American Duke Charlie Sheen Is Engaged (Again)

The Sheen men— Martin, Charlie and Emilio — are a prime example of American celebrity nobility, so, to mock the absurd way actual nobles and royals are still celebrated in certain frivolous, Grinch-shaped (concentrate on the bottom and imagine a Santa cap) islands around the world, we ought to spend this Sunday… » 2/16/14 11:30am 2/16/14 11:30am

French Media Convinced Beyoncé and President Obama Are Having Affair…

Today in WHAT?????!!!!, a French photographer named Pascal Rostain claims that the President of the United States of America, Barack Obama, is embroiled in a love affair with internationally famous pop star Beyoncé. Oh, and we're going to read about it in the Washington Post tomorrow. » 2/10/14 10:40am 2/10/14 10:40am

Justin Bieber's Totally Not Retiring, Say Justin Bieber's Party People

Sure, Justin Bieber said he's retiring, but how much can we really trust Justin Bieber? He drives around in a customized Batmobile and abandons pet monkeys in German airports. I'll bet he told that monkey, "Hang out here, bro. I'll be right back. Here's a hundo for the duty-free." That monkey is probably still… » 12/29/13 11:30am 12/29/13 11:30am

Justin Bieber: Internet's Best Troll, or Batman's New Robin?

I'll be honest: sometime around the monkey-abandoning incident in Germany, I hopped aboard the Justin Bieber hatemobile, which is basically just an overloaded jalopy driven by a foul-tempered orangutan named #1JoostinHatrr (apes can't spell). I was convinced we were watching the very public entropy of a… » 9/14/13 11:15am 9/14/13 11:15am

Shemane Nugent Arrested for Bringing Blunderbuss to Airport Security

Today in IRONY: The Magazine Dedicated to Anecdotal Instances of Celebrities Getting Hoisted by Their Own Petards & Other Comical Juxtapositionings, Ted Nugent's gun-enthused spouse Shemane Nugent was detained Friday at a Dallas-area airport for trying to go through a security checkpoint with a loaded gun. Public… » 9/01/13 11:30am 9/01/13 11:30am

Noted 'Actress' Rihanna Is Rumored to Play Josephine Baker

Rihanna is known for many things: Singing, dressing provocatively, designing terrible-looking clothes, rocking the hell out of a bikini. What she is not known for is her acting. Still, word on the street is that she's been cast to play Joséphine Baker in a new biopic. » 8/28/13 11:30am 8/28/13 11:30am

Wonderful Rumor of the Day: Ryan Gosling Could Be Batman

There's a completely wonderful (and highly unlikely) rumor stuck in the interwebs today, and that is that Canadian tourism spokesperson and possible maple syrup fetishist Ryan Gosling is on a short list of actors to play old Batman in the recently-announced Batman Vs. Superman movie from Warner Bros. » 8/04/13 6:00pm 8/04/13 6:00pm

Jennifer Lopez Will Once Again Crush Dreams on American Idol

American Idol could hardly have face its 13th and therefore unluckiest season ever without the judicial services of Jennifer Lopez, who is, according to several super-excited reports, about to ink a deal that would have her return to the judge’s chair and, in a fair yet firm voice, crush people’s dreams of stardom. » 8/04/13 4:00pm 8/04/13 4:00pm

Let's All Examine Jennifer Aniston's Stomach and Decide if She's Prego

I'm no gyno, but judging by her fairly flat stomach, she's having at least triplets. Alert TMZ, and let's listen to some Timex Social Club. » 8/01/13 11:15pm 8/01/13 11:15pm

Amanda Bynes Had Nose Surgery and You Didn't Even Send Her Flowers

You totally forgot to send Amanda Bynes those get-well-soon flowers you'd been planning to send her the day of her penultimate nose surgery (just one more to go!), didn't you? Well, that day was yesterday, and now you'll have to wait who knows how long before you can express your well wishes to Amanda with a tasteful… » 6/23/13 11:30am 6/23/13 11:30am

Anna Kendrick and Meryl Streep May Star in the Into the Woods Movie

So, Rob Marshall (the guy who gave us the Chicago movie and the fourth Pirates of the Caribbean) is adapting the creepfest Broadway musical Into the Woods for the screen. Excited? Scared? Completely unmoved? Odds are, this movie will be a pretty big deal, if for no other reason than that every actor ever is in… » 6/22/13 5:00pm 6/22/13 5:00pm

We Might Be Getting Even More Bluth Family Antics, Says Netflix CEO

As part of Netflix’s insidious plan to put the poor television networks out of business, it plans to put an even greater emphasis on original (and semi-original) programming like House of Cards and Arrested Development (in these original programming press clips, nobody ever mentions that big pile of garbage called … » 6/02/13 3:30pm 6/02/13 3:30pm

Amanda Bynes Has Reportedly Been Arrested at Her Midtown Apartment

The Amanda Bynes entropy cycle has reached an unfortunate (and probably inevitable) new stage: the actress is rumored to have been arrested in her Midtown apartment late Thursday night after a bong-tossing confrontation with NYPD officers. » 5/23/13 11:35pm 5/23/13 11:35pm

Who Wants a Third Basic Instinct with Sharon Stone as a Porn Magnate?

In a movie-making era of pre-branded, built-in-audience features, the sequel, remake, and adaptation reign supreme. Why make a brand new movie with brand new characters when you can just recycle old characters? People are leery of strangers, and with good reason: strangers are totally unpredictable, a lesson most of… » 5/22/13 10:30pm 5/22/13 10:30pm

So Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne Have Reconciled, Apparently

Remember how Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne broke up amid rumors that Ozzy is actually a gargoyle from the semi-popular children’s cartoon Gargoyles? No doubt you were devastated, but there’s good news — the Osbournes are not breaking up, and they have the awkward public appearance to prove it! » 5/19/13 4:30pm 5/19/13 4:30pm