Rudy Giuliani: I'm Not Racist; Our Dumb President Had a White Mom

When last we heard from Rudy Giuliani, he was saying pretty stupid things. Less than 24 hours later, he decided to do damage control by saying more stupid things. And now he's gone from being stupid and mildly racist to full-on idiotic and racist in an attempt to do even more damage control/get more attention. Stop. » 2/20/15 9:50am 2/20/15 9:50am

Mitt Romney Laughs Uncomfortably as Woman Interrupts Press Conference to Call Him a Racist

Here's some video of GOP Presidential nominee Mitt Romney being interrupted during a joint press conference with Rudy "9/11 Is Not Political Unless It Benefits Me" Giuliani by a woman who shouted "MITT ROMNEY IS A RACIST!" over and over for several seconds while Mittens laughs through gritted teeth. I feel like… » 5/01/12 4:20pm 5/01/12 4:20pm

With All This Voting Going On, Who Will Protect Our Right To Swear With Impunity?

  • If you weren't already aware, voter turnout is really high. That's led to some scattered problems, which will be chronicled after the jump. [Washington Post]
  • In the mean time, the fucking Supreme Court heard the fucking case about fucking swearing on fucking TV. They didn't say "fuck" once, so I felt like someone had…
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For Halloween, Republicans Let The Crazy Loose

Christian Conservative Community Organizer: Voting And Organizing For Obama

Last night, Daily Show » 10/31/08 4:30pm 10/31/08 4:30pm correspondent John Oliver sat down with several community organizers. He also talked to one bonkers -community organizing yahoo named Matthew Vadum, who said, "community organizers use crack cocaine in exchange for votes." But enough about , and onto Liz Shaw, an Ohio organizer who identifies as…

Pamela Anderson Has Some Advice For Sarah Palin

  • Noted anti-fur activist has some advice for noted huntress Sarah Palin: "She can suck it." Yet another woman with a legitimate policy disagreement with Sarah Palin. [Huffington Post]
  • By the way, Todd Palin's about to break his subpoena cherry, as he's expected to be subpoenaed to testify about his role in TrooperGate.…
  • » 9/12/08 6:40pm 9/12/08 6:40pm

Conventional Crap: Vice-Presidential Viagra? Palin Stiffens The Dick Of The RNC

This conventioneering thing is almost done, and, sadly, so am I. Despite the barn burning, roof-raising, political cock-stiffening speech that Alaska governor Sarah Palin gave at the Republican convention last night, I am still tired (and slightly late to my own crappy party) this morning. Luckily, HuffPo blogger Jason » 9/04/08 10:00am 9/04/08 10:00am

Which Politicians Do Your Favorite Mall Retailers Really Support?

We still don't know who those Abercrombie-wearing toolbelts at the Barack Obama speech were. But we do, thanks to the media's dogged refusal to back away from this story, know they weren't sent by Abercrombie & Fitch. Employees of the world's worst company only gave a total of $500 to the Obama campaign, and that was… » 4/24/08 2:30pm 4/24/08 2:30pm

Seal And Heidi Klum: But They Make It Look So Easy...

"All politics is marriage." No one actually said that except me, and that was when I was drunk, so I don't know why I wrote that in quotes and it is not as if I am asking to be quoted in some entirely different context saying that in some fancy magazine, but I stand by the original drunk train of thought. All politics… » 10/15/07 10:00pm 10/15/07 10:00pm

Who Wore It Best: Republican NH Debate Edition

We were super excited to try our hand at critiquing the presidential candidates in last night's Republican debate in New Hampshire after giving their Dem counterparts the once-over on Monday. After all, these pols are all white Christian dudes! And as such, they just love telling us exactly what we should not be doing… » 6/06/07 7:10pm 6/06/07 7:10pm