Yesterday morning, Rudy Giuliani—America’s mayor, Donald Trump’s current cybersecurity advisor, and a race-baiting thug most famous for being circumstantially tied to a great tragedy—had a little dust-up with the TSA while making his way through Newark airport. Apparently, the former mayor who famously saw his city…
Rudy Giuliani is doing his part to spin the Women’s March by saying he doesn’t know what all these women are even talking about. To be fair though, it rarely seems like Giuliani knows what anyone is talking about.
On Thursday, Donald Trump’s transition team announced that Rudy Giuliani would be forming a cybersecurity team for the President-elect, citing the former New York City mayor’s 16 years of experience “providing security solutions in the private sector.” In all those years, however, it appears that Giuliani never…
According to Trump officials, former New York City mayor Rudy Giuliani has withdrawn his name from consideration for Secretary of State under the new administration. Savor this short moment of good news before Donald Trump undoubtedly replaces him with someone far worse!
In an unfortunate turn for humanity, our President-elect only listens to people who are talking to him through a TV screen, which means that we have to watch his hangers-on bicker and jostle for attention in public like a mass of elephant seals flopping around on the beach during breeding season.
Rudy Giuliani, glistening maw of the degenerate patriarchy, is reportedly at the top of Trump’s list for Secretary of State. Not only does this make no sense from an experience standpoint—Giuliani’s last elected position was New York City Mayor 15 years ago, and since then he’s mostly spent his time fighting with…
Rudy Giuliani, former mayor of New York City and squirrelly, chattering sycophant, is president-elect Donald Trump’s primary pick for Secretary of State.
Just a second, sweetie.
More than 15 years ago, Donald Trump and Rudy Giuliani recorded what was at the time billed as a “comedic skit” but ultimately turned out to be a chilling public service announcement, as more than ten women can now attest. The main takeaway? Let Donald Trump get too close, and he’ll probably try to grope you.
Rudy Giuliani, head advisor to Donald Trump and taxidermic gopher, is fretting over the slim but mighty corpse voter contingency. On Sunday, he told CNN’s Jake Tapper that the election could tip in Hillary Clinton’s favor due to corrupt voting practices—keeping dead people registered, for instance—in the inner cities.
At a campaign event on Wednesday, Trump stalwart Rudy Giuliani criticized Hillary Clinton for what he purported was her fraudulent recollection of September 11, 2001. “I heard her say she was there that day. I was there that day,” Giuliani said. “I don’t remember seeing Hillary Clinton there.”
You heard me—the daughter of Donald Trump’s best sleepover friend, the one he calls to cry to when KFC passive aggressively throws a vegetable in his to-go bag, the only man he’s ever touched dick tips with, is publicly supporting his mortal enemy Hillary Clinton.
There are legitimate questions to be asked about Hillary Clinton’s support of Bill Clinton in the past, but the person least qualified to ask them may be the increasingly unhinged former mayor of New York.
Another week, another installation of both excellence and abominations in shade. Welcome back, all.
On Monday night, both Larry Wilmore and Jon Stewart, hosts of The Nightly Show and The Daily Show respectively, took on former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani's comments about President Obama with their own flair. Let's see who really brought Giuliani to his knees, shall we?
When last we heard from Rudy Giuliani, he was saying pretty stupid things. Less than 24 hours later, he decided to do damage control by saying more stupid things. And now he's gone from being stupid and mildly racist to full-on idiotic and racist in an attempt to do even more damage control/get more attention. Stop.
The worst former mayor of New York City and a failed presidential candidate to boot might not be trying to seek office again (right now, thank god), but he is still running his mouth. Go home Rudy.
At the premiere of The Homesman during the 2014 Hamptons International Film Festival on Sunday October 12, Hilary Swank drew your attention to the front of her torso instead of the back. (More photos after the jump.)
Here's some video of GOP Presidential nominee Mitt Romney being interrupted during a joint press conference with Rudy "9/11 Is Not Political Unless It Benefits Me" Giuliani by a woman who shouted "MITT ROMNEY IS A RACIST!" over and over for several seconds while Mittens laughs through gritted teeth. I feel like…