Kate Middleton's Palace Decorating Scheme WILL NOT DO

Today in "British royalty being incredibly relatable," Kate Middleton will be soon be redecorating her Kensington Palace home despite having just finished a renovation that cost £1 million in taxpayer money. According to The Daily Mail, the Duchess of Cambridge is unhappy with the color scheme she chose last year prior to … » 3/05/14 4:15pm 3/05/14 4:15pm

Report: Prince William Wants to Trash the Ivory in Buckingham Palace

The dudes of the U.K.'s royal family, Princes Charles and William, recently attended the Illegal Wildlife Trade Conference in London and spoke out on behalf of efforts to protect endangered animals from poachers. But rumor has it William wants to go even further, by destroying all the ivory in Buckingham Palace. » 2/17/14 10:40am 2/17/14 10:40am

Read Lorde's Awesome Handwritten Thank You Note to New Zealand

Confirmed 17-year-old Lorde is doing pretty well these days. Fresh off her two wins at the Grammys, the New Zealand native headed back to her homeland for a performance. But not before taking a moment to hand-write a gracious and pretty cute thank you note published in the New Zealand Herald for her kiwi fans. » 1/29/14 10:00am 1/29/14 10:00am

Spanish Princess Forced to Answer Awkward Questions About Tax Fraud

How déclassé: The New York Times reports that Spain's 48-year old Princess Cristina de Borbon—the current king's youngest daughter—has been summoned to court for questioning about allegedly shady dealings at her husband's nonprofit. » 1/07/14 10:50am 1/07/14 10:50am

Is Prince William Just a Big, Dumb Queue-Cutter?

As part of his preparations to shoulder his royal responsibilities, Prince William will shortly be heading up to Cambridge for a 10-week course in agricultural management. Not everybody's keen on the idea, though, and I'm not talking about Kate pouting over being stuck alone with Prince George. » 1/03/14 5:45pm 1/03/14 5:45pm

We'll Never Be Royals: How Will and Kate Text in Our Peasant Dreams

Earlier today, jurors in the British phone hacking trial listened to personal voicemails left by Prince William to his wife Kate, the Duchess of Cambridge. It's pretty fucked up that anyone hacked into a couple's personal calls, but now that messages are public, we can't help but be little disappointed at how dull they … » 12/19/13 7:00pm 12/19/13 7:00pm

Jason Derulo Covers Lorde's 'Royals' Because Why Not

Taking time away from his busy schedule of helping people get engaged on live TV, Jason Derulo has decided to cover Lorde's "Royals." I don't know about this performance and I don't know about his sleeveless tank and I don't know about his beard. I guess with Jason Derulo...who knows. » 12/11/13 1:10pm 12/11/13 1:10pm

This Book Cressida Bonas Is Carrying Is NOT A Message To Prince Harry

Cressida Bonas (BEST NAME EVER), the reported girlfriend of Super Ginger and ice trekker Prince Harry, basically caused a major kerfuffle when she dared to step out last week carrying a book called Why Love Matters causing some people to of freak out about it. Because OBVIOUSLY this is a secret message to Prince Harry, … » 12/07/13 4:00pm 12/07/13 4:00pm