The Daily Show's Jessica Williams: The Royals Just Want a Black Friend

After a whirlwind two days in New York, Will & Kate have returned home to the U.K., leaving America wondering what to make of it all. Well, the Daily Show's Jessica Williams is here to break this whole thing wide open: "Jon, the royals came here looking for a black friend." In the process, she manages to ruin Oreos… » 12/12/14 9:30am 12/12/14 9:30am

GASP: Lebron James Flouts Royal Protocol, Puts Arm Around Duchess Kate

As you may know, last night, Duchess Catherine and her bloke Prince William attended one barney of a basketball match between the Brooklyn Nets and the Cleveland Cavaliers. After meeting (and then suffering through the sobering realization that they had nothing to talk about with) American royalty Beyoncé and Jay Z,… » 12/09/14 2:50pm 12/09/14 2:50pm

Royals Cave Before American Media's Slobbishness

On the agenda for Prince William's upcoming visit to the States: a chat with President Obama. And despite previous reports, Buckingham Palace will not demand that American journalists dress properly because that's the White House's job and if you yanks can't be bothered to dress for your own bloody head of state,… » 12/05/14 7:45pm 12/05/14 7:45pm

The Royal Family Doesn't Fuck Around with Its Dress Code for Journalists

The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are making their way to the US in T-minus 14 days, so heads up American journos: if you are one of the lucky members of the press who has by some miracle gained access to witness a member of the Royal Family in person, you damn well better dress the part, or so help them God, you are… » 11/23/14 12:45pm 11/23/14 12:45pm

Farewell to the Duchess of Alba, Spain's Beloved 88-Year-Old Eccentric

Spain's Duchess of Alba, Maria del Rosario Cayetana Alfonsa Victoria Eugenia Francisca Fitz-James Stuart y de Silva—a.k.a. Cayetana—has died at 88. You might remember her as the zero-fucks-given eccentric who famously caused a ruckus in 2011, when she decided to marry a man 25 years her junior. (He was her third… » 11/20/14 1:10pm 11/20/14 1:10pm

How Is Monaco Going to Handle the Succession of Twin Heirs?

Monaco's Princess Charlene and Prince Albert (son of Grace Kelly and Europe's most inexplicably boring aristocrat) are currently expecting twins. Which presents a potential headache for whoever's responsible for determining who inherits the throne of Monaco. If it's a girl followed by a boy, which one gets the job? » 10/20/14 3:40pm 10/20/14 3:40pm

Restaurant Owner to Reporter: 'I'd Love to See My Meat in Your Mouth.'

If there's one thing anyone who's in the public eye wants, it's to be sexually harassed on the job, and luckily for newscasters everywhere creepy-ass people are more than willing to lead the charge, including this restaurant owner who has been waiting a lifetime to make this awesome joke. » 10/13/14 4:50pm 10/13/14 4:50pm