Here's Why Queen Elizabeth Didn't Park Her Butt on the Iron Throne

During last summer's trip to Northern Ireland, Queen Elizabeth paid a visit to the Game of Thrones set. But, much to the dismay of fans of Royals Doing Things photography, she declined to sit on the Iron Throne of Westeros for a quick pic. Turns out she wasn't just toying with our emotions—it's all about protocol. » 3/26/15 1:00pm Yesterday 1:00pm

Time to Place Your Bets on What They'll Name Royal Baby 2 

Will & Kate's second child is due sometime next month. (She hasn't gotten any more specific than mid-to-late April and can you blame her? Pregnant women who aren't famous get pestered bad enough.) Which means it's time for folks to squander their hard-earned cash by betting on what the pair will name their new arrival. » 3/24/15 2:45pm Tuesday 2:45pm

Dear Prince Harry: Please Come Work for Jezebel 

Hey, if anybody has Prince Harry's personal email, please let him know that if he needs a job now that his military career is wrapping up, we'd be happy to welcome him into the fold here at Jezebel. We can put him to work as an editorial fellow or something, as part of a special "100 percent employment for royals"… » 3/17/15 4:30pm 3/17/15 4:30pm

Queen Elizabeth Is the Original Vintage-Frump-Chic Style Icon

Sure, Kate Middleton has great hair and she can probably find the most tasteful item in Zara blindfolded. And in her day, Princess Diana was widely respected as the reigning monarch of Western fashion. But you know who doesn't get enough credit for her style skills? Queen Elizabeth II. » 3/09/15 3:30pm 3/09/15 3:30pm

Kate Middleton Wants Everyone to Help Support Children's Mental Health

It's the United Kingdom's first Children's Mental Health Week, and so Kate Middleton sat down and recorded this video encouraging adults to seek help on behalf of kids in their lives and specifically touting the offerings of Place2Be, a charity she and Will support. Is it just me, or is it weird seeing Kate… » 2/16/15 2:50pm 2/16/15 2:50pm

Belgian Royal Family Very Sorry For Confusing Dead and Living Queens

Correspondence is hard and fraught with potential mix-ups. Sometimes you thank the wrong great-aunt for those lovely crystal candlesticks. And sometimes you thank people for the expression of their sympathies on the death of the wrong queen. I'm a cotillion drop-out but I believe that's what they call a faux pas. » 2/05/15 2:00pm 2/05/15 2:00pm

World Leaders Conspiring to Spoil Prince George Absolutely Rotten

The British royal family has released its annual round-up of official gifts showered upon its various members over the last year, and it appears that the world has banded together to give wee little Prince George the expectation that everywhere he goes for the rest of his life, people will hand him free shit. » 1/15/15 12:10pm 1/15/15 12:10pm

Court Filing Claims Prince Andrew Had Sex with an Underage Woman

And here everybody thought the boringly glamorous younger generation had completely rescued the English monarchy from their scandal-prone elders. Prince Andrew—Duke of York, former husband to Fergie and younger brother of Prince Charles—has just been accused of sexual encounters with an underaged girl. » 1/02/15 3:50pm 1/02/15 3:50pm

These Cute Pictures Should Help You Forget About Prince Harry's Butt

Because a royal's work is never done (if you consider circling the world for photo ops "work," of course), Prince Harry recently visited the African nation of Lesotho to check in on the efforts of Sentebale, the children's charity he cofounded. They're building a new center that will, among other things, support kids… » 12/19/14 11:30am 12/19/14 11:30am

The Daily Show's Jessica Williams: The Royals Just Want a Black Friend

After a whirlwind two days in New York, Will & Kate have returned home to the U.K., leaving America wondering what to make of it all. Well, the Daily Show's Jessica Williams is here to break this whole thing wide open: "Jon, the royals came here looking for a black friend." In the process, she manages to ruin Oreos… » 12/12/14 9:30am 12/12/14 9:30am

GASP: Lebron James Flouts Royal Protocol, Puts Arm Around Duchess Kate

As you may know, last night, Duchess Catherine and her bloke Prince William attended one barney of a basketball match between the Brooklyn Nets and the Cleveland Cavaliers. After meeting (and then suffering through the sobering realization that they had nothing to talk about with) American royalty Beyoncé and Jay Z,… » 12/09/14 2:50pm 12/09/14 2:50pm