Joan Collins Cast on E!'s Drama About Scandalous Royals

Important casting news: Grand Dynasty dame Joan Collins has been cast in a guest role on The Royals, E!'s first scripted drama. She'll be appearing alongside star Elizabeth Hurley, who plays Queen Helena, head of a fictional modern-day British royal family. Yes, this is relevant to my interests, thank you very much. » 8/15/14 2:20pm 8/15/14 2:20pm

GASP: Aussie Paper Dares to Question Kate Middleton's Style Icon Cred

Last week, Kate Middleton (or, if you must, Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge) was inducted into Vanity Fair's Best-Dressed Hall of Fame. This surprised absolutely no one. But lo, there comes a brave voice from the furthest reaches of the Commonwealth, daring to question the princess's fashion bona fides. » 8/11/14 5:40pm 8/11/14 5:40pm

ROYAL SCANDAL: Queen's Racehorse Caught Doping

Yesterday, July 22, marked the 1 year anniversary of the birth of Prince George, son of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge and likely future king of England. Conveniently, this so called "first birthday" also happened to fall on the very same day that the Queen's prize race horse tested POSITIVE for DOPE. COINCIDENCE… » 7/23/14 2:20pm 7/23/14 2:20pm

The Royals Are Either Mad or Not Mad at Pippa Middleton, Says Source

The royals are apparently very angry at human Pinterest board Pippa Middleton over her Today Show interview last week, which showed her grimacing at Matt Lauer for 30-minutes and giving away all the big royal secrets like "I get along well with my sister Kate Middleton" and "the Royal Wedding was a lot to take in." So… » 7/03/14 8:00pm 7/03/14 8:00pm

Hornball Carson Daly Wants to Know If Pippa Middleton Has a Boyfriend

The Today Show finally aired the first part of their much hyped Pippa Middleton interview, revealing some very exciting, need-to-know facts about Kate Middleton's younger sister, like how she's self-described as "normal," how she thought the royal wedding was going to be "normal" and how her relationship with Kate… » 6/30/14 11:50am 6/30/14 11:50am

Boring Person Pippa Middleton to Be Interviewed as Though Interesting

On Monday and Tuesday, NBC's TODAY will air a two-part interview with Pippa Middleton. The interview will mark the first time the sister of the wife of the guy who will be King of England after two people die has spoken on camera anywhere, and (falls asleep, immediately snoring very loudly). » 6/25/14 11:40am 6/25/14 11:40am

Queen Elizabeth Elects Not to Make a Play for the Iron Throne

Queen Elizabeth is in the midst of a brief trip to Northern Ireland, and so of course she carved out some time for a tour of the Game of Thrones set. As one does. Unfortunately she was a spoilsport and did not take the opportunity to sit upon the Iron Throne, thus depriving the world of the greatest photo op of all… » 6/24/14 11:00am 6/24/14 11:00am

Kate Middleton Has a Butt Bodyguard

Being a princess (yes, she's a duchess, but she'll always be a princes in my heart) is not all it's cut out to be. Sure, there are probably balls and you can get DVDs of movies that haven't been released at months before anyone else (right?), but the territory also comes with paparazzi blinding you as you walk out of… » 6/01/14 12:06pm 6/01/14 12:06pm