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Forget Kate; Charles and Camilla Are Today's Most Photogenic Royals

You’ve probably heard a lot of folderol about how Will & Kate & Harry are so hip and stylish and young and generally the most media-friendly thing that’s happened to the monarchy in years. Well, that’s wrong. Turns out the camera loves middle-aged Prince Charles, and he and Camilla are the most photogenic royals in… » 7/31/15 5:30pm 7/31/15 5:30pm

A Jezebel Mom Remembers the Wedding of Prince Charles and Princess Di

On this day 34 years ago, Charles, Prince of Wales, married Lady Diana Spencer in London, at St. Paul’s Cathedral. The couple arrived from Buckingham Palace via horse-drawn carriage while the world—including my Californian mother—lost their minds with excitement. » 7/29/15 5:50pm 7/29/15 5:50pm

Shocking Evidence: Are Will & Kate Conspiring to Take the French Throne?

There are dark plots being hatched in the corridors of power—but it’s not who you think. Your suspicions about Jade Helm, the Illuminati and the Bilderberg Group are merely blinding you to the real threat. And that is this: Will and Kate will, at some point in the next few years, attempt to seize the unattended throne… » 7/14/15 2:00pm 7/14/15 2:00pm

Queen Elizabeth and Friends Did the Conga Through the Ritz on VE Day

On VE Day, not-yet Queen Elizabeth slipped out of Buckingham Palace and joined the festivities. Please enjoy this clip from a recent Channel 4 program about her evening on the town, in which women who came along reminisce about doing the conga through Piccadilly and down the streets of London then trooping into the… » 5/01/15 8:40pm 5/01/15 8:40pm

Queen No Longer Among the UK's 300 Richest People 

Queen Elizabeth has slid down the pole and is no longer among the three hundred richest individuals in the United Kingdom. Somebody break the news to Prince George that he can have either an entire Toys R Us or an entire FAO Schwartz for Christmas, but not both. Down here among the hoi polloi one must make choices,… » 4/29/15 2:20pm 4/29/15 2:20pm

All the Crazy Royal Baby Rumors, Ranked 

Whenever the latest royal spawn emerges from the royal womb, one of my favorite news cycles will draw to a close. I don’t care about the breathless baby outfit reporting, or the high-end amenities at the Lindo wing. No, it’s the batshit crazy rumors and tabloid reports and scurrilous online nonsense that’ve made the… » 4/27/15 12:10pm 4/27/15 12:10pm